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Justin.

@uhjustin.bsky.social
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pianist, programmer, cat-lover, an actual burrito

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Justin. @uhjustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw @marawilson.bsky.social at the Elysian last night for a cool story-telling variety show of sorts and enjoyed it. Wild female flies and best-forgotten AOL handles. Good story, good story.
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Justin. @uhjustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine 5 wifes on a cliff
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Kashmir Hill @kashhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last year it was ‘chatbots have been endorsing lots of people’s delusions and we didn’t notice.’ This year, its ’agents have been hacking lots of websites and we didn’t notice.’ Seems there’s a problem with controlling this technology and monitoring what it is doing.
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tech ceos are openly salivating about the idea of kids losing basic literacy and numeracy. this tells you pretty much all you need to know
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.” Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it. Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
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Justin. @uhjustin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
42 years being Jewish, first time I’m bothering to fast for Yom Kippur. This sucks, y’all.
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Kysaku Natsume 🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇦 @kysakunatsume.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ME REMEMBERING THE GWOT
“I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE FIGHTING ALONG SIDE A WAR CRIMINAL”
BILL
KRISTOL:
“WE SHALL DEFEND TRANS PEOPLE AND LIBERAL DEMOCRACY TO OUR LAST BREATH”
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JFC THIS IS WEIRD
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 21/09/2026
If you're mad as hell about this and have some $ to spare, immigrant support activists on the ground here in Austin told me that the Immigrant Support Fund is the best donation destination; Wilber's family (and others) are helped via this stream: givebutter.com/ZkFxFu
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ej Dickson @ejdickson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There is a corner of the internet I had never heard of before I started reporting this story. It’s called the “burnerverse”: a network of anon burner accounts ostensibly discussing college sports. But they have another goal: destroying young girls’ lives.🧵: www.wired.com/story/burner...
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A College Girl Was Exploited on Camera. A Network of Anonymous Men Got to Work
Maddie Kowalski is one of countless young women who’ve had their lives destroyed by the burnerverse, a loosely connected online community of sports fans. Now she’s fighting back.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Roland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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No cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in Scotland
A study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective".
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Justin. @uhjustin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It did air in the US but, as far as I know, only on Telemundo. In the weeks afterward, there were places online you could find the footage. YouTube didn’t exist then, it was shock sites like rotten.com. To this day, I’ve never seen any of it though. Not an abyss I wanted to look into.
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Justin. @uhjustin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can’t be the first person to just have the thought “Jack Reacharound” can I?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking: Someone appears to have hacked the Republican National Convention website and it now redirects to the Epstein Files website.
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Justin. @uhjustin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Someone I follow and/or follows me wrote, after FF7: Rebirth came out, that their wife was watching them play and wished they could put Chadley in a barrel and toss him down a hill. Every time I remember it, I laugh.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
cyber city oedo 808, ascii fanart (2000) web.archive.org/web/20000413...
tough cyberpunk characters (red mohawked dude, spiky haired woman and another dude standing in front of both of them) are beatifully depicted in ascii characters with the header: cyber city oedo 808
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
Best.Card.Ever.
A card that says, in print: What if we took a week off and just screamed

In handwriting it says:
Aaah,

Aaaaaah. Aaaaaah aaaaahh aaaaahh aaah. Aaaaaaaaaaahhh. 

Aaah,
Aaaaah
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
The value of Graham Platner is that right up until all his red flags came toppling down upon him is that he is the most naked example of the amount of grace & credibility Simply Being White grants you. Compared to Abdul El-Sayed, who has to re-earn every ounce of credibility he has on a daily basis.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 02/09/2026
There are endless studies showing this and also the financial and societal benefits of universal basic income and or housing-first policies but the U.S. never goes for any of it because it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the rich consider “undeserved”
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 30/08/2026
impromptu dating tip for 2026: before agreeing to leave the house to meet any new and potentially interesting stranger, ask if they're into podcasts and which ones. Any gender. There are wrong answers.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Peggy to Hank Hill
"I married a man Hank, not a GAMER"
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 28/08/2026
i wonder what kind of enrichment activity they'll have for him tomorrow
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
my tv is currently restarting because its terms have changed and i need to accept the new agreement. a tv shouldn’t have terms of agreement. it should be a tv.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
on fridays we become medieval cats
a medieval cat using a computer
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every hour there's a story of like a Norwegian death metal guy saying hey I never met Dolly Parton but she sent me a handwritten note saying she loved our song Corpse in the Copse and to keep speaking our truth
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn that’s crazy but you can’t be racist against the computer. Yeah. No I hear you but. Yeah it’s because it’s not a person it’s the computer.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If we cured all cancer tomorrow, and it became an extremely rare condition, I guarantee that 30 years from now there would be people saying, “They just want you to take that anti-cancer pill to control you. It’s a bullshit disease that doesn’t even exist anymore.”
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 25/08/2026
there is an understanding at every strip club that you can’t have multiple dancers using the same stage name at the same club—and let me tell you how many people I worked with who fought to be, lost, and still ultimately respected anyone who got to be Jolene
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Justin. @uhjustin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I think some people say this to mean “this is all inevitable, accept all of it” and I object to this. ML/neural networks are old tech that aren’t going away. But “agentic AI” is very inefficient tech with extreme maintenance costs. You can’t put it back in the bottle, but you can just let it go.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I mean this is obviously completely made up, but the idea that Trump is going around putting fake boobs on the nation’s trans boys is just…surreal
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
superman, screenshot, nes (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/18148/s...
small cutesy superman has gone crazy and thinks that the huge statue of liberty is talking to him. she is saying: i'll watch over you. now go superman!
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There's a post that compares "legitimate use of AI" to arson and baking, but I think it's more appropriate to say that this is like responding "but bricks are used to build houses" when everyone's saying we should stop giving bricks of cocaine to children.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/08/2026
sometimes, when logging onto bluesky and checking the discourse, this is the best approach
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Grampa Simpson Walks Away from Bart
Alt: Grampa Simpson comes in and walks right back out again
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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ROCKY MOUNTAIN VIEWS @rockymountviews.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Something very wrong with a society that has billions of dollars to build data centers, but won't properly fund public schools.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/11/2025
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Clip Art > Science > Failure > Cute My latest @newscientist.com cartoon.
Title:
Clip art > science > failure > cute 

Image: 
A series of science-related items (glassware, robots, fires, scientists) with smiley faces labelled this:

fire_small.jpg
graph_error.jpg
cracked_glassware.jpg
sad_at_desk.jpg
fire_medium.jpg
broken_robot.jpg 
disproved_theory.jpg
fire_huge.jpg
sad_on_floor
toxic_cloud.jpg
rejected_paper.jpg
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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👻 Spooky Cat War 👻 @eternalcatwar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sagan has always been the OG
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