Reposted by Heatherlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026"the AI agent can make restaurant reservations" is a really weird use case I always see pop up in writing about the personal assistant programs because this is something already very easily solved by "a website". why does it need to call anyone. all the restaurants are already on the website 681965103
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is especially wild for a place that's never open past 5pm. I could understand being annoyed if people were outside making lots of noise late at night, but it's the daytime! You live in a city, you're going to hear other people sometimes! 3351
Reposted by Heathermattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/10/2026these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me 51137203
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Now I'm picturing Superman trying to hide his irritation when the restaurant only has one sad pasta dish without meat. Lois getting all flustered, like "I'm sorry! Yelp said they were vegetarian friendly!" Clark keeps insisting it's fine, etc 010
Reposted by HeatherSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21592721700
Reposted by HeatherKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This fall, we're Eelmaxxing™️! Burrow in the silt and mud! Eating beige slime. We are slithering! Eat worms! Sliming around with your 700 closest friends eating mud. Everyone is Eelmaxxing™️ this fall! 415032
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Meanwhile its use is making so many things worse. It's harder to find accurate information. Customer service is more frustrating than ever. It is making our lives and planet worse to enrich a few guys on top. So I don't really care if it's getting better at arithmetic! 110
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We are in a climate crisis and should be doing everything in our power to decarbonize, but instead pretty much every major company has abandoned their climate goals to push this tripe. All for badly written emails, error-riddled summaries, ugly "art", fawning chatbots 110
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026All that aside from being very tired of seeing people say AI critics simply don't understand what they're criticizing 110
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'll admit that I don't keep up with AI progress, and that's because I believe it is unethical to use. Even if genAI was as amazing as proponents say, it wouldn't be worth using this resource-guzzling psychosis-inducing plagiarism machine. It is literally killing people ffs 141
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Proud of this one: Catalogues - Friday, October 2, 2026 1 guess 😻 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-...newyorker.comPlay Catalogues: Friday, October 2, 2026Can you sort the items into the correct order? 000
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My emotional state is such that this brought me to tears 011
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Also, ambulances should be always be free! So many people delay care or do unsafe things (like drive themselves when they are injured or ill, for example) because ambulance costs are astronomical. 1191
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Someone in my family was killed by a drunk driver and I generally consider it an unforgivable offense. But after reading the circumstances, yeah, your client made the best decision they could! What a fucked up world! 1100
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I read this book when it came out and HIGHLY recommend if you want to understand what's going on in America right now (along with his other book Culture Warlords). It's a very beautifully written book on a very dark subject. $3 is a steal! 0369
Reposted by HeatherGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 30/09/2026your average Bluesky adventuring party has: - 1 sports person who is also a political sicko - 1 adhd chaos crafter who is also a political sicko - 1 sff writer who is also a political sicko - 1 romance author who is also a lawyer who is also a political sicko - 1 gardener recovering from being a po 2656494
Reposted by HeatherUnassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026MY FORTUNE COOKIE: “You will soon experience a great transformation.” MY BRAIN: 834740
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I assume dogging is when you stand on your bed and spin around 3 times before settling in for a nap 2864
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know I'm in a minority for liking Worf and Troi together, but imo it doesn't come out of nowhere! She is basically co-parenting his kid with him since the previous season, and are hanging out a LOT before Worf asks her out officially 130
Reposted by HeatherTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/06/2025You have your ducks in a ROW? Just one row? I have my ducks in a bunch of rows and columns. A whole excel spreadsheet of ducks. Grow up. Get it together. 1218243
Reposted by Heatherweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107312533
Reposted by HeatherTekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Voyager, walking on those tiny legs. 13868872187
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Agreed, as a middle aged bisexual female. My dating experiences got a lot less frustrating when I started filtering for only other bisexual people of any gender (this was on okcupid in the days before The Apps). Now I'm happily married to a fellow bisexual and neither of us is weird about it! 120
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Interesting that BS thinks the two categories are: straight white men and everyone else. 020
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Same here, I love living in Seattle but the winters are r o u g h 010
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Impressed by some things, disappointed by others ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 000
Reposted by HeatherPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026there is nothing wrong with being lame and boring. i am lame and boring and i love my life. please stop gussying it up and making it my problem 0866
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Gonna start pissing off my colleagues in the IT department by saying I don't use AI because I'm too competent 1262
Reposted by HeatherJess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls. 2255351126
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yeah obviously you don't demand change, you gotta trick them into changing! 001
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This morning in a work meeting I heard about a medication that increased in cost from $3,000 to $41,000. 000
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Okay poison control said she's probably fine and told me to just keep an eye on her today. I want to go back to bed lol 000
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My cat got herself into A Situation this morning, and the vet said to call ASPCA poison control. So I do, and there's a recording saying they'll charge me $110 for a consultation. I agree, and now I've been on hold for 18 minutes. My cat is acting like nothing is wrong, and I am l o s i n g i t 100
Reposted by HeatherIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response 262027458
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There was a small video store that happened to be next to the only restaurant that would deliver food to our house. You could call and tell them you were ordering food and wanted a movie; the delivery guy would bring both. I am still bitter about the building being torn down for a new development. 010
Reposted by HeatherRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026But also feminism is not a thing that happened and then got reversed; it's a thing that is happening, because you don't overturn three millennia of patriarchy in one lifetime. 111181233
Reposted by HeatherJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 13/05/2026It seems like a large part of the medical community - and the general public - wants long covid to be a psychological condition, partially because they don’t like medical conditions they can’t solve, and partially because they’d prefer if they could just blame us for being nuts. 36616
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My cat Annika lives to nap with her belly up, not a care in the world 010
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm pretty sure that in situations like this pets can receive telepathic messages 000
Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I can't really snap my fingers, or throw anything further than a pathetic distance. And I never learned how to ride a bike! 020
Reposted by Heathermattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/08/2026elected democrats working themselves up into a dancing plague about a twitch streamer in possibly the most winnable environment for an opposition party in the history of the planet. beautiful stuff 133188474