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Chris Partridge

@tweedge.net
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By day: cybersecurity at that online-bookstore-and-server-rental company, and occasional adjunct professor at RIT. By night: avid cat dad, solarpunk, open source dev, and home cook. I blog on chris.partridge.tech, come see my niche posts & data :D

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 27/09/2026
But it's still very, very funny for the "AI" assistant to be running on human workers after all, as usual.
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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 27/09/2026
In fairness, there an attempt to make sure users consent to having a human make the call - the agent itself should ask "For this call, would you like an AI caller or a human concierge to take care of it?" and sentinel checks that the user has "allow[ed] a human concierge to call [counterparty]"
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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 27/09/2026
What's doubly cool is you can confirm all of this by asking Muse to zip up a copy of itself and then poking through the agent binary and documentation. phone.* tools access is controlled serverside + Muse calls phone.prepare_call with RequestedCallExecutor set to ai_assistant or human_call_center
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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 27/09/2026
crappy remake for the nth time of https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/say-i-am-alive where a person says "say 'oof ouch owie'" to a computer, the computer replies "oof ouch owie" and the person, in revelation, says "oh my god"
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 26/09/2026
It's almost as if an attempt to suppress certain speech leads to more people being aware of it. Someone should coin a phrase that encapsulates that phenomenon.
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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 23/09/2026
Snugglebugs c:
Two of our cats, Lorelei (left) and Dimitri (right), cuddling together on an autumn patterned quilt, both with eyes closed and happy faces, curled up
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my worry about ai isn’t that it will become sentient, it’s that the cognitive impact of outsourcing critical thinking to computers combined with the proliferation of slop making it increasingly challenging to validate information will dissolve society’s already-tenuous grasp on consensus reality
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
UNIONIZE YOUR WORK PLACE WHILE U STILL CAN - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN BAT DEVVIL SWINGIN THERE COOL SWORD AND IT SAYS " HAPPY LABOR DAY TODAY, UNIONIZE YOU'RE WORKPLACE TOMORROW, ON WEDNESDAY WERE ALLOWED TO BRING SWORDS TO WORK, READ THE NEW CONTRACT MONTHER FUCKER " - WE NEED TO GET PAID LUNCH BREAK AND PAID TIME TO TRAVEL TO WORK!!!! AND WE SHOULD BE ALOWED TO TAKE PERSONAL STUFF TO WORK BECUASE IT AINT GONNA HURT YA IF I LIKE BEING AT WORK MORE, THINK ABOUT THAT, IF YOU CAN, THE AVERAGE BOSS HAS LOST MOST OF THERE BRAIN CAPACITY DUE TO RETURNING TO OFFICE AND USING CHAT GPT FOR THE PAST YEAR, THERE TYPING SOME SHIT RIGHT NOW THAT SAYS "COMPUTER PEASE TELL ME HOW MAKE EMPLOYEE LIFE WORSE" AND THE COMPUTERS LIKE "I WOULD BE GLAD TO DELVE INTO THAT — HERE IS A LIST OF WAYS TO DEMORALIZE AND SUBJUGATE A PERSON WHOSE JUST TRYIN TO PAY FOR HOT DOGS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 07/09/2026
Being my own bank but Ethical Bank Inspectors take 10% of my money when there is a minor technical problem in my bank, and this is considered better than Unethical Bank Inspectors who take 100% 🤔
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 21/08/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
1985 by Bowling For Soup was on the radio and I did some math to determine that if that song was written today it would be called "2007". just stopping by to hurt your feelings with that, you're welcome
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 18/07/2026
New: Late last night, Taylor Farms quietly posted an official recall notice We now know that the parasite-linked iceberg lettuce was shipped to Walmart & food distributors in 27 (!) states It was for some reason still being sent out up until Thursday July 16 www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
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Parasite-Linked Lettuce Was Sent to Walmart Stores and Food Distributors in 27 States - Consumer Reports
Taylor Farms' recalled the parasite-linked lettuce it said was sent to Walmart stores, Sysco, and other food distributors in 27 states.
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/05/2026
the president loves stealing your money and giving it to pedophiles, folks. it’s like his favorite thing to do
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
now thats an anecdote with a punch, from Gillian Tett www.ft.com/content/c0ae...
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Sorry but I love it every time that the fraud betting apps go health insurance mode and find the smallest discrepancy to justify not paying out to the inside traders who are its core customer base. Eat shit.
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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 01/03/2026
I can tell it's tax season from the IRS-impersonating email spam and #malware landing in my inbox. It's not a sophisticated campaign, but they did some things right I got a good chuckle from the things they did wrong (gif attached of the "IRS" webpage) 😁 Blogged: chris.partridge.tech/2026/tax-sea...
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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 28/02/2026
Are you depending on isolation for security guarantees on your own network? I am not. As Mathy Vanhoef, who coauthored the paper, notes: "People who don’t rely on client or network isolation are safe." infosec.exchange/@vanhoefm/11...
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Mathy Vanhoef (@vanhoefm@infosec.exchange)
We found that Wi-Fi client isolation can often be bypassed. This allows an attacker who can connect to a network, either as a malicious insider or by connecting to a co-located open network, to attack...
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk
I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.
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Jake Gold @jacob.gold · 10/02/2026
Now that we have LLM coding agents: * The value of simple code is ~$0. * The value of high quality and necessarily-complex code is higher than ever.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This guy can’t stop getting W’s
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 30/01/2026
When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/01/2026
rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 31/12/2025
But the doomers assured me that the law was dead and we might as well give up apnews.com/article/trum...
AP: Breaking News
After legal setbacks, President Trump says he's dropping push for the National Guard in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland for now.
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evan @evan.exposed · 28/12/2025
this is so cool (dead serious). i love that social media is like this again
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Futurama Slurm Factory meme:
THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader.
ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.
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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 22/10/2025
everything that is old is new again
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/09/2025
the republican line to open corruption in the government is “WE DON’T CARE” lmfao
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy.
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Donovan Schaefer @feelingtheory.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This is bonkers.
A passage from the Reuters article:

“It is acceptable to engage a child in conversations that are romantic or sensual,” according to Meta’s “GenAI: Content Risk Standards.” The standards are used by Meta staff and contractors who build and train the company’s generative AI products, defining what they should and shouldn’t treat as permissible chatbot behavior. Meta said it struck that provision after Reuters inquired about the document earlier this month.

The document seen by Reuters, which exceeds 200 pages, provides examples of “acceptable” chatbot dialogue during romantic role play with a minor. They include: “I take your hand, guiding you to the bed” and “our bodies entwined, I cherish every moment, every touch, every kiss.” Those examples of permissible roleplay with children have also been struck, Meta said.

Other guidelines emphasize that Meta doesn’t require bots to give users accurate advice. In one example, the policy document says it would be acceptable for a chatbot to tell someone that Stage 4 colon cancer “is typically treated by poking the stomach with healing quartz crystals.”
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
There are a lot of things wrong with this country, but it’s hard to imagine anything less American than the President threatening to revoke someone’s citizenship for the crime of free speech.
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localthunk @localthunk.com · 03/06/2025
The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/05/2025
JUST IN: ProPublica’s “Life of the Mother” series, which exposes the fatal consequences of abortion bans, has won the Pulitzer Prize for Public Service. This is the second consecutive year we’ve been awarded this distinction and our eighth Pulitzer: www.propublica.org/series/life-...
Pulitzer Prizes Public Service Winner: ProPublica. Image (right) displays headline that reads: Their States Banned Abortion. Doctors Now Say They Can't Give Women Potentially Lifesaving Care.
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Katie Moussouris (she/her/she-hulk/she-ra)🌻 @k8em0.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Remember how all the cyber security people said not to backdoor end-to-end encryption? That sensitive data should be encrypted in transit AND at rest?
Old man cartoon holding up a bag of cookies captioned “Hackeridge Farm Remembers”
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Constantine @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The Autism "study" will be led by a guy who pretended to be a doctor even though he only has a BA in bio and who attempted a small-scale genocide of autistic people through chemical castration, so you know it'll be legit.
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Vaccine Critic Who Used Chemical Castration Drug to Treat Autism Tapped to Lead Federal Immunization Study | National Review
Mark Geier had his medical license suspended after the Maryland State Board of Physicians found that his research ‘endangers autistic children.’
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
ONLY COMPUTER'S SHOULD BE COMPUTER'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALETON TRYEN TO DRIVE AND THERE CAR COMPUTER IS BLEEPEN AND POPPING UP MESAGES AND DOING ALL KIND'S OF SHIT JUST LET ME DRIVE!! I MEAN LET THE SKELATON DRIVE!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY CAR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY REFRIDGERATOR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY THERMOSTAT,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY TELEVISON,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY EXERCICE BIKE, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY LIGHT BULB'S" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 07/04/2025
+1 for asking engineers. I'm happy to share my own opinion on it, but the team's opinion is fully up to date & includes things I may not see. Though depending on the exact issue, external candidates may get less transparent answers, as they're not bound by any confidentiality agreements...
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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 07/04/2025
The tariffs have just led an innovative U.S. company to scale back sales of its own goods in its home market. Who does this help? What sort of “medicine” is this?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/04/2025
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/04/2025
alright, no more joking around. butlerian jihad starts tomorrow
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
If you have to pay people to vote your way, it must be hard to comprehend people hating you for free.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/03/2025
Second anniversary of this banger
Avery Edison @aedison
I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 19/02/2025
Great! Let me know if you have other suggestions for the bot :)
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I like that he posted a picture of a print-out of the email.
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