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Bearded Stoner

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War is home. he/him

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 9h
DATA SECURITY IS TOO WOKE FOR TODAY'S TESTICULAR WARRIORS!
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 10h
For the United States, it's a self-reflecting pool now.
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DreamingDrama ♡ @dreamingdramabsky.bsky.social · 10h
I post for the beardos and weirdos. and the trans. always the trans.
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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 10h
It's important, at all points in time, to remember we are soundly losing the war these dumb cunts started
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 10h
I post for the beardos and weirdos.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 10h
None of the dystopian movies were stupid enough.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 10h
Hegseth cutting 1/5 of generals but he had his heart set on 3/5.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is there a score so lopsided that I would turn off LSU humiliating Texas A&M? No. No there is not.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Do you like Star Wars? You won't!" -2013 proverb
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"This broadcast sponsored in part by the United States Marine Corps and Cheez It."
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The president does not NEED to be announced at the stadium. ABC doesn't HAVE to disrupt the game to show him on camera. They do it because the decision-makers like Trump and want him to rule us as a tyrant.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Orange you glad it's Texas-Tennessee?
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watched 9 to 5 last night for the first time since I was a kid. I do not regret to report that subversive, woke-ass movies used to be standard cineplex fair. Fascists get fucked. RIP Dolly.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Forgive my nationalism, but foreign leaders ought not be coming over here talking shit about our American mayors.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Looksmaxxing?" Have you tried showermaxxing? Courtesymaxxing?
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
High speed rail? Universal healthcare? Nah. Let's invest in the plagiarism machine that drinks lakes and threatens our very existence!
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watergates all the way down.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New tell just dropped.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's not easy to be informed for local races, especially when you've never had a Facebook account and candidates are not party-affiliated. Basically, I have to look up a sample ballot, find each city council/school board/mayor candidate website and compare and contrast their preferred code words.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Inside you there are two brains...
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
JD looks like he needs some sugar water.
Vincent D'Onofrio as Edgar in Men in Black
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This will go all the way to the end of the line. There is no exit. There are no off-ramps. The adults have left the room. Cooler heads will not prevail. No heroes will step up. No villains will stand down. All the way. To the end of the line.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Please remember this lesson when the last only chance to remove him is the military and they back his play.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A writer I like wrote recently that we're being paranoid about the midterms. In explaining how it would be impossible for Republicans to steal the election, they said, "For the sake of this argument, I'm assuming there won't be armed guards preventing Democrats from being seated in Congress."
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I keep saying...
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"You there, soldier, it's time for your dick meeting with the Secretary."
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I find it somewhat comforting that right wing dipshits the world over all wear the same costume.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shiiiiiiiiiiit. The U.S. committed war crimes in Minneapolis.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if you ever find yourself arguing the nuances of bestiality, it's not going great
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Patriots owner Bob Kraft should chill, relax, maybe get a massage.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look, just because it can draw pictures or write text or show up to vote on the farm bill doesn't mean it's sentient.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Supreme Court rules Trump Administration cannot liquefy babies as an alternative energy source. Alito and Thomas dissent.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope they had fun with the corrupt, murderous tyrant.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Some of the images coming out of that Republican cult meeting in Dallas are WILD.
Reverend Kane with his doomed flock in a cavern in Poltergeist 2.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago today
Bob Dylan album "Love and Theft," released on September 11, 2001
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sauce is a human right.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When you come on down to our September 11 sale, you'll NEVER FORGET these savings!
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My wife is already sick of football. So, I am seeking a football mistress for late-night texts about defensive formations, titillating play design pics during the work day, and good morning game day messages.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'd like to take a moment to direct good thoughts and positive vibes to all the sex workers of Dallas, TX this week.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It wasn't the day we lost our innocence. It was the day we gave ourselves permission to be monstrous. And look at US now.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
In 1845, the Lowell Female Labor Reform Association petitioned for the first government investigation of working conditions in US history.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sorry, didn't know it was your cat.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nothing will ever need or deserve a Calvin peeing sticker more.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Never quite been to a concert like Sturgill Simpson (Johnny Blue Skies) last night. Came out right at 8:00, no opener, played until almost 11:30. No encores. No intermission. Minimal chatting. Just 3+ hours of your standard psychedelic funk soul country disco jamming.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Always startling when you notice Nick Saban changed his shade again.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bridge May Ice in Cold Weather. May Not. Bridge Decide.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Be sure to vote. Gotta vote. Well, not by mail. Should go in person. Make sure your precinct hasn't changed or closed. Are you registered? You may have still been kicked off the rolls. Check on that. Bring your ID too. But if any ID info is wrong, you'll need to fix it. Gotta vote. Be sure to vote.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The leopard obesity epidemic...
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He's building a bunker so he can't be removed in 2028 and the majority on the Supreme Court want him to be king.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Be sure to vote. Gotta vote. Well, not by mail. Should go in person. Make sure your precinct hasn't changed or closed. Are you registered? You may have still been kicked off the rolls. Check on that. Bring your ID too. But if any ID info is wrong, you'll need to fix it. Gotta vote. Be sure to vote.
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