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Chris Partridge

@tweedge.net

310 followers 171 following 74 posts

By day: cybersecurity at that online-bookstore-and-server-rental company, and occasional adjunct professor at RIT. By night: avid cat dad, solarpunk, open source dev, and home cook. I blog on chris.partridge.tech, come see my niche posts & data :D

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 27/09/2026

crappy remake for the nth time of https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/say-i-am-alive where a person says "say 'oof ouch owie'" to a computer, the computer replies "oof ouch owie" and the person, in revelation, says "oh my god"

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 23/09/2026

Snugglebugs c:

Two of our cats, Lorelei (left) and Dimitri (right), cuddling together on an autumn patterned quilt, both with eyes closed and happy faces, curled up

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 01/03/2026

I can tell it's tax season from the IRS-impersonating email spam and #malware landing in my inbox. It's not a sophisticated campaign, but they did some things right I got a good chuckle from the things they did wrong (gif attached of the "IRS" webpage) 😁 Blogged: chris.partridge.tech/2026/tax-sea...

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 10/02/2025

"While the masses of sporpsball addicted fools were busy with their "superb owl", I answered a higher calling. A purer persuit. Jerking the Grinch clean off" - @abraxas@shrike.club on Mastodon

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 17/01/2025

My internet was out, so Spectrum showed up to my house to troubleshoot, where they noticed a Spectrum van at my neighbor's house, where the technician had disconnected my house from Spectrum ... to make a new connection to my neighbor's house ... while troubleshooting my neighbor's connectivity

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 05/01/2025

An error message saying "sorry, that's not correct." The correct answer is 1,018,000. The answer the user gave is "suck my w e e n"

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 31/12/2024

*abruptly stops stapling my balls to my leg* whoah, an even better idea

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 22/12/2024

A highly compressed, blocky image of a cartoon child celebrating while wearing a Santa hat, looking at a decorated Christmas tree. The photo is captioned "repost to spread 6.1 kb of Christmas Joy"

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 01/12/2024

Yet another banger from Patrick Boyle

A screenshot of a YouTube video by finance author and 'influencer' (among other things) Patrick Boyle, in which Marc Andreessen is dryly depicted as an egg.

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 15/11/2024

Everybody's always talking about how many nines of uptime they have, but nobody's talking about how many threes of uptime you have. I have the most threes of uptime of anybody. King of threes right here

An ISP performance graph showing over the past hour I have 93% uptime

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 26/11/2023

🥺👉👈 damn, u promise?

Sign outside a church which says "those who eat the devil's corn will choke on his cob!"

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 23/07/2023

Watching a recording of a funeral for a family member -> notice that the recording is going to be deleted in ~30 days by the shitty software company -> pause playback -> PIRATE MY FAMILY MEMBER'S FUCKING FUNERAL

We live in a DYSTOPIA. But not the cool kind. Like wearing a trench coat and eating noodle soup in the rain at Chinatown cool.

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 03/07/2023

Hmm I don't recognize that post - but I think this one is up to par? bsky.app/profile/cybersecurity.page…

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 11/06/2023

*pay off debt* *credit score goes down*

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 04/05/2023

droop snoot

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 27/04/2023

get pink panthered

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 27/04/2023

Either the bluesky team has made some very cool and good UI bugs, or my laptop is 2 microseconds away from crashing due to shitty graphics drivers

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Chris Partridge @tweedge.net · 27/04/2023

Anyway this is what I'm working on tonight, better monitoring for the Tor copy of my blog that so far I think two (?) people have ever been to (one of them is me). If you're ever needing to work with Tor, strongly recommend Stem as an interface. Makes a lot of things easy :)

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