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TurpintineWine

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Village idiot. The typo is intentional; find it and win a prize. He/him Mostly using this as a silo for PMD-related stuff.

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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 14h
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Charm (enbylae) @paradise.exploration.team · 18h
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PMD Spritebot @spritebot.pmd.social · 08/08/2026
✅ #867: Runerigus Shiny Revised portrait by Emmuffin: twitter.com/Ernmuffin
Runerigus Shiny
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Eddie (Missed Focus Maestro) @eddieapoc.bsky.social · 19h
Roadside Red Lomography Sprocket Rocket Kodak Ultramax 400 #SprocketSaturday #Lomography
Old red Ford flatbed with for sale sign on the grill
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 19h
I’ve spent like 3 weeks now researching little bits and pieces of my hometown and it’s been genuinely so much fun and made me so much more fond of the place I am from. she is tiny she is redneck but she’s cute! she’s home! anyway a collection of pics from walks over the years of around town.
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 03/10/2026
OK, So October 2nd gets us: + The first Peanuts strip + The debut of The Twilight Zone + The birth of Ramona Fradon + The first appearance of @keezyyoung.bsky.social That's a pretty amazing calendar day
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🍂Autumn the fluffy ninetales🦊 @dreamypumpkins.pmd.social · 17h
Style experimentation featuring @rinshirokone.bsky.social's Rin and Yun! This was a lot of fun!
4 sketches, two of which on the left are a vulpix named rin with bangs standing in a slightly different pose. One the top right, is a sketch Rin and an eevee named Yun -- it is implied that Yun buried a fan trap which became exposed when Rin kicked a quilfish into it. In the bottom right, Rin is sitting down, quite distressed and full of anxiety.
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like displaying heads on pikes
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V’s Knees @gothicneo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh shit, everyone get their portfolios together, the Vatican is ready to throw money at weirdly horny artists (again)!
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V’s Knees @gothicneo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Vomit Bleh
ALT: Vomit Bleh
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Lex<4 || PMD THE MYSTICAL WANDERERS @guildmaster-wiggle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? CORRECT
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ᚩᚹᚢᚾ Lycanfrost 🔜 Confuror @lycanfrost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For those who aren't in my public server: I recently made a Ko-Fi! If you love what I do & want to help me produce more, consider pouring some kibblz into my dog bowl: ko-fi.com/lycanfrost Reskeets are greatly appreciated. It's my dream to be able to subsist off this Art by @itsdahexo.bsky.social
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Buy ᚩᚹᚢᚾ Lycanfrost a Coffee
Help me live off my craft and provide you with quality stories! 🐕‍🦺
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Art Rodent(Comms open(1/5) @artrodent44.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some calico art :3333 (I posted this a few minutes ago but I realized I posted an earlier version by mistake and it had mistakes in it so woops) Anyway have my leavanny #pokemon #pokemonmysterydungeon #oc
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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chloe (pmd soundfont music) @rinshirokone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
double linxx archiveofourown.org/works/71720186 pmdfanfiction.com/story/skyhun...
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Hunters of Sky and Darkness [Skyhunters!]
An Explorers inversion! A mischevious Vulpix and a polite Eevee catch outlaws by pulling childish pranks! But then, they began tracking a Pokemon that sup…
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chloe (pmd soundfont music) @rinshirokone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🧵SKYHUNTERS ANNIVERSARY today yesterday i published ch1 and 2 and the reception made me realize Oh wow people actually Like what i write and that made me happy this story's like EoS but opposite day with silly #eevee #vulpix gir archiveofourown.org/works/71720186 pmdfanfiction.com/story/skyhun...
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Lorzu Arts @lorzu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October yet again, and I have the perfect sona art to show off! Drawn by @blueskifoxi.bsky.social, say hello to vampire Lorzu!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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TurpintineWine @turpwine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m obsessed with the Vulpix jet
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Fanad Art @fanad-art.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is 'Jackdaw' - a grand and fearsome piece that will take control of any room it hangs in. The paper is handmade and it's framed behind art-glass, showing the paper's rough edges, emphasising the raw energy of the piece. It's on my website. #art #artcollector #contemporaryink #irishartist
contemporary ink abstract in balc and yellow, suggesting a fearsome looking bird.
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chloe (pmd soundfont music) @rinshirokone.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
can yall give me your best / worst impressions of the pmd2 partner in the replies i wanna see smth thanks #pmd
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Lex<4 || PMD THE MYSTICAL WANDERERS @guildmaster-wiggle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!!!! SENTRY DUTY IS FINALLY BACK, BABY! WE DID IT! EPISODE 2 IS OUT!! GO WATCH! GO LIKE! GO DO THE THINGS! youtu.be/WolDJUfFQO8 #PMD #Pokemon #SentryDuty #Podcast #YouTube
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Sentry Duty! Episode 2 - Rescue Team & Nostalgia
YouTube video by GuildmasterLexx
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for rent, duplex unit
a drawing of an alligator sticking out of a wall, with text reading:
For rent, duplex unit.
2 Bedrooms, 1.5 bath. Alligator stuck in cat door. Spacious living room, close to bars and restaurants.

Previous tenants say the alligator's name is Juan Carlos and he's chill if you feed him hot pockets, but he gets rowdy if you try to feed him totinos pizza rolls.

$2500 a month, no onsite parking.
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TurpintineWine @turpwine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will never not be stuck in my head forever
Meet Milo and Tina, the 'first openly Gen Z' Olympic mascots

Tina, left, and Milo, right, are the official mascots of the 2026 Olympic and Paralympic Winter Games, named after the host cities of Milan and Cortina.
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TurpintineWine @turpwine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zoomer Natu The Natu that’s a zoomer
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 30/09/2026
Notebook but make it 90s Taco Bell
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TurpintineWine @turpwine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’re putting something in the water that makes you do this
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes my desire for gossip becomes so strong I turn to niche youtuber beef and the first line of every video is always like "so glooby was an ex-mod of shitti's" as if God is trying to punish me for it
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Getty @gettymuseum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s Purrquoise’s world, and we’re just living in it. In an *exclusive* interview, he touches down on his international travels, his east coast frienemy, and his starring role in Getty’s new season of the If Objects Could Talk podcast. www.getty.edu/news/purrquo...
Installation view of Purrquoise, the turquoise colored ceramic cat sitting on a gold throne at the Getty Museum.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think elk look so fey. There's something about them that feels preternatural in a noble way. Also, they can fuck yer shit up over at Cannon Beach if you're stupid enough to try to pose with them for a selfie.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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izzy @izzypaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreepy peek
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Paul Voosen @voosen.me · 28/09/2026
New Horizons is now *three days away* from shutting off its two heliophysics instruments, simply because NASA has not provided the $2M in funding it had promised to the mission last year or this year. There is no science basis for shutting these off. Our earlier coverage:
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NASA’s New Horizons mission may shut down two instruments over lack of funding
Decision risks “incalculable loss” of data from the edge of the Sun’s influence, scientists say
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Neth (Comms Open) @nathanielb258.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Infinite energy glitch
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Josh Prause @mustangjosh94.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To the lake Polaroid One Step 600 Polaroid I-type color expired 2024 repacked in a 600 cartridge #ShittyCameraChallenge
An uneven spread gives an almost half frame effect of a sand dune and lake Michigan scene
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GoopyArts @goopyarts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still my favorite type of chip
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 27/09/2026
I love putting sunglasses on different emoji in the emoji kitchen thingy
Cool Beans (bean emoji plus sunglasses face emoji)Cool Easter Island head with sunglassesCool turtle wearing sunglasses Radioactive glowing emoji with three eyes wearing three eye sunglasses which also implies some form of unseen double nose situation
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chloe (pmd soundfont music) @rinshirokone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"The Little Sea" w/ @aumhina.com & @majiasterisk.bsky.social a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon fansong premieres 8.2.26 on #pmd day youtu.be/7A_IWfNE4pA
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 21/02/2025
damn jonathan taylor thomas save some first names for the rest of us
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TurpintineWine @turpwine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are you fucking kidding me
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[ OC Questions ] @ocqotd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a call for original character writers! Please post below for you to be added to a starter pack! Stories come in all shapes and forms, and who wouldn't be up for some more reading? #OCASK #OCQOTD #OCSKY
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Atlas (Unreliable Narrator) @atlasboscrispa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1L0v3myL1f3! (b.1948) Detroit, Wayne County Michigan. In the Russell Woods neighborhood. 📸 Google Pixel 8 Pro #photography #lightroom #digitalart #lomo #architecture #oldbuildings #houses #urban #urbangaze #detroit #wayne #michigan
A row of mid-century houses
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