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Crepuscular Canard

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I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the bacon in the fridge for all those who cry out in hunger.

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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 30/09/2026
I unfortunately can not help but recall how much vitriol and bile Uncommitted received and note how little of the same is being dished out for those who clearly want Abdul El Sayed to lose— including this Democratic state representative
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Rising Jewish Democrat in Michigan won’t endorse El-Sayed
Noah Arbit, a rising Jewish Democrat in Michigan’s state Legislature, has been a vocal critic of Abdul El-Sayed, a fellow Democrat whose Senate campaign in the key battleground state has exposed deep ...
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17h
just checking the till here Pete, and i think you're missing a rather important one
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 17h
Unironically, the best thought-out retort to this BS. You can’t debate them. They think it’s funny when you bring out facts and figures and laws and then they just blow you a raspberry and say “nuh-uh.” They exhaust you until you give up and then claim victory. Fuck these goons.
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Crepuscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 23h
Fucking transparent
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Wannabe Apparatchik @apparatchikwannabe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the political lesson of trump 1 seems to actually be that normies do not care about anything specific as long as you don’t break anything immediately and obviously noticeable within your own term
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In My Defense @inmydefense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TFW the president had a stroke and is mentally impaired, but no one can tell the difference in his behavior so you have to just keep being that awkward guy who stands in the back of the room.
JD Vance making a weird face
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when one of my mutuals changes their profile pic
Pictured: comic book guy with sunglasses having a thought cloud over his head. The text in it says, “WHO IN THE SHITTING HELL”
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something this episode reminded me of is that when Sauron takes Minas Tirith (the first age one) he renames it the “Isle of Werewolves” and fills it with werewolves and vampires and to be completely honest you used to be way cooler Sauron you used to do cool shit my guy
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
reaching a point where everyone is simply too stupid to do strategic ambiguity
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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whattheactualf.bsky.social @whattheactualf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me too
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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psvrh.bsky.social @psvrh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'll never not think of this bit when modern country gets played youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0?...
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Bo Burnham's Country Song | Netflix Is A Joke
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Susan Collins is always horrified by the predictable results of her own vote, which means Mainers who genuinely care about Susan Collins should elect Troy Jackson as he won’t vote for things that wind up upsetting Susan Collins, unlike Susan Collins
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 26/09/2026
Tether’s response to this was basically “just a tiny bit of our money is stuck with these shady illegal money processors,” which uh is a pretty strange response!
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Crepuscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I smell toast
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Crepuscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve literally never met anyone who gave a single shit. Weird take.
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Crepuscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What can I say, I’m a sucker for a good story and I like managing things.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is functionally what it means to proclaim the right of Israel to exist as a Jewish state.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 23/09/2026
and now these trumpheads are crying crocodile tears about the terror they've unleashed on the american body politic. the coup party "party of coups" is having a big sad that their opponents are also now coup-curious. sow the wind, reap the whirlwind. you stupid fucking children.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s because Xi is coming on Wednesday and apparently my guys are a peace offering.
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In a very real sense, antisemitism exists for the specific purpose of making sure Elon Musk doesn't get hated the way he should be.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 23/09/2026
That Fucking Newspaper is trying to make “the mayor has a comms team” into a watergate level scandal
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'll be taking a break from work this week to get to the bottom of something. A case that's been bugging me for years. God help me.
gate A11 at Minneapolis airport. A flight to Grand Rapids.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ProPublica got the literal check Collins was bribed with.
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Crepuscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I used to sit in front of the tv and make little sandwiches out of cottage cheese, maraschino cherries and dill pickles. No bread, to be clear, they were like little dill pickle finger sandwiches. Also I independently discovered ponzu and just drank it sometimes.
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Crepuscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What the fuck is this reality?
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Jake & Logan Paul Address The Troops At The Pentagon
The day before National POW/MIA Recognition Day, Jake and Logan Paul spoke to the troops at the Pentagon.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 20/09/2026
wise thread
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a DC resident i really don't like the way news reporting treats "the President, with a history of 1) wanting to kill unarmed protesters and 2) 'joking' about not leaving in 2029 is yelling he is building well-supplied and well-provisioned snipers' nests throughout the city" as just another quirk
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mearsheimer thinks Napoleon invaded Russia through Ukraine. He hadn’t the foggiest idea about the region; he has one theory and he assumes it applies to all cases & will apply it wherever he can get money for doing
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We've already got a couple dozen dead because our regional bases are notably unstealthy & unmaneuverable. I like winning elections but the only reason I will be laughing is because my genuine feelings on the subject will be unprintable
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The President has gone insane
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'd be interested to see how Saudi Arabia tries to escalate without causing themselves an even greater calamity.
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Crepuscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is real confusing but I’m not NOT curious.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026
if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
“trump will destroy everything he cannot own in perpetuity” is one reason i am filled with dread over 2028
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AES is Dark Woke Zohran and it kind of rules.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tfw it can only good happen
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Neocons: “if we overthrow Saddam, Arabs everywhere will be inspired to fight for democracy” The largest Arab state: *tries a little democracy* Neocons: nvm this makes me uncomfy
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 14/09/2026
Gamers Nexus for a long time was happy just to do PC stuff and review hardware and tell people what was best on the market. Then the tech industry made all the hardware unobtainable for retail. So instead, Gamers Nexus has started poking at every bit of shady electronics bullshit in existence.
youtube.com
LG Says We're Fake News
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
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Crepuscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Finally got the project working! Is it stupid to build an agentic LLM server on a decade old gaming pc and a pile of salvaged and repaired workstation graphics cards? Yep, but I’m having fun, learning stuff and keeping e-waste from being… you know, e-waste.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below.
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Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A president conditioning a $5,000 payment on his own party winning Congress is buying an election result out loud, on camera, and calling it a dividend to make it sound legitimate. Nobody gets to purchase your vote with your own tax dollars. #CorruptTrumpRegime
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
anybody have any expertise or a name you can connect somebody to here?
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