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Eddie Mars Attacks!

@eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social
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Immigration Attorney Pulp fiction author Film guy 📽️ NOT A SNITCH.

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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brazenly left my disposable vape on my desk in my office. Vaping during business hours? Maybe.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching The Furious.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So in all these old interrogation transcripts I'm reading were originally in Mandarin and ICE used a company to translate them all and the company was called 'Transperfect' and it cracks me up every time I see it in the transcript.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking through old trial records. Found an interesting indicator.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do not feel like working. Going to start with the bullshit emails first and work my way up to it.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't bong.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some doofus nepobaby failson (at 50) musician writer/poet from my fancy high school is publishing a 'theory of everything' book. Pass the bong and shed a tear (he's probably getting money for it).
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Am I working today or combing through 2026 MLB stats?
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dinger! Dodgers up 5-1 in the tenth.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dodgers win. In one hour and fifty-three minutes. 2-0.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dingers! Two of them. 2-0.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching Dodgers.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taking the train home means dealing with this hill.
Picture of Avenue 56 in Highland Park, a steep uphill through street line with palm trees
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching Dodgers.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Braves lose!
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Am I scared to open my email? yes!
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Back in the office. Looking at a 12 hour day. Soupy and gross in downtown Pasadena. Stupid el nino .
View looking west from my ninth floor office over downtown old Pasadena. It’s cloudy. 
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Court over. Time for a nap.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s because Xi is coming on Wednesday and apparently my guys are a peace offering.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
7am on my way to court. Exhausting.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stupid Padres.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching Dodgers. Pages comes back tonight. Dinger?
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My Tiananmen square clients were arrested again and sent to Adelanto supposedly because ICE has travel documents now for China. I'm trying to decide whether I can be successful with an emergency motion. God damn it.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is the person who wrote this email clever enough to have intentionally misspelled 'sincerly?'
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Millions of Paramount and Warner Bros subscribers have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time the day after this deal closes.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Back in the office. Overcast and gloomy in downtown Pasadena. I can hear the jackhammer on the street below behind the dumpling house. Happy Monday!
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dinger! Tie game.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Amber says “Hello.”
Amber and I at the game. Selfie in Dodger gear.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Checked out some Dodger history.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At the park for my last regular season game.
Sunday at Dodger Stadium. View from my seats.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching Dodgers! Mookie opens with the dinger!
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching Dodgers. Tuck with the dinger. 1-0. Yes, I am watching a baseball game from twelve hours ago.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm sitting in my office vaping and working on this appeal. Maybe I'll grab a soda.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It me: 群众
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Activist (入党积极分子) Selected from among applicants by the branch committee and reported to the higher Party committee for the record (备案). Art. 8. Assigned one or two "cultivation contacts." Art. 9.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Applicant (入党申请人) The individual submits a written application to the Party organization of his work unit.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In Chinese communist party, you don't have a resume. You get a Certificate of Political Status and Work Experience.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got some internal CCP new member development documents so if anyone wants to join the CCP hit me up.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Back in the office. Spent yesterday at home with Popo. Heading into fall with a lot of burdens encima.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watching Dodgers.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good vibes for my Popo everybody. Good vibes.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s over. I feel sick.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On my way to court. I will lose today and a woman will be ordered deported. I feel like I’m going to throw up.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This American version of the Battle of Ravenna is taking forever.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching Dodgers.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching 9 to 5.
Movie poster for 9 to 5 with Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, and Dabney Coleman.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm in office on Saturday. Big trial on Monday. Asylum rules changed since the case began. So I am going to lose and my client will get removed. Today I write my 'have you no shame' closing argument. I'm already getting sanctioned due to the new rules (f u Todd Blanche), so swinging for the fences.
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching Dodgers.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Incredible chart: “.. US 10-year Treasury REAL yield versus tanker traffic through the Strait of Hormuz as a proxy for the ongoing crisis.” @bloomberg.com
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Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The dream
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