Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Brazenly left my disposable vape on my desk in my office. Vaping during business hours? Maybe. 030
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So in all these old interrogation transcripts I'm reading were originally in Mandarin and ICE used a company to translate them all and the company was called 'Transperfect' and it cracks me up every time I see it in the transcript. 020
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Looking through old trial records. Found an interesting indicator. 010
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do not feel like working. Going to start with the bullshit emails first and work my way up to it. 040
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some doofus nepobaby failson (at 50) musician writer/poet from my fancy high school is publishing a 'theory of everything' book. Pass the bong and shed a tear (he's probably getting money for it). 030
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Am I working today or combing through 2026 MLB stats? 000
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dinger! Dodgers up 5-1 in the tenth. 020
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dodgers win. In one hour and fifty-three minutes. 2-0. 030
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Taking the train home means dealing with this hill. 240
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Back in the office. Looking at a 12 hour day. Soupy and gross in downtown Pasadena. Stupid el nino . 040
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s because Xi is coming on Wednesday and apparently my guys are a peace offering. 9312136
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 23/09/20267am on my way to court. Exhausting. 000
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Watching Dodgers. Pages comes back tonight. Dinger? 000
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My Tiananmen square clients were arrested again and sent to Adelanto supposedly because ICE has travel documents now for China. I'm trying to decide whether I can be successful with an emergency motion. God damn it. 210921
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is the person who wrote this email clever enough to have intentionally misspelled 'sincerly?' 010
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Millions of Paramount and Warner Bros subscribers have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time the day after this deal closes. 041
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Back in the office. Overcast and gloomy in downtown Pasadena. I can hear the jackhammer on the street below behind the dumpling house. Happy Monday! 010
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026At the park for my last regular season game. 040
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Watching Dodgers! Mookie opens with the dinger! 021
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Watching Dodgers. Tuck with the dinger. 1-0. Yes, I am watching a baseball game from twelve hours ago. 100
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm sitting in my office vaping and working on this appeal. Maybe I'll grab a soda. 040
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Activist (入党积极分子) Selected from among applicants by the branch committee and reported to the higher Party committee for the record (备案). Art. 8. Assigned one or two "cultivation contacts." Art. 9. 100
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Applicant (入党申请人) The individual submits a written application to the Party organization of his work unit. 100
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In Chinese communist party, you don't have a resume. You get a Certificate of Political Status and Work Experience. 000
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Got some internal CCP new member development documents so if anyone wants to join the CCP hit me up. 020
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Back in the office. Spent yesterday at home with Popo. Heading into fall with a lot of burdens encima. 010
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Good vibes for my Popo everybody. Good vibes. 1100
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026On my way to court. I will lose today and a woman will be ordered deported. I feel like I’m going to throw up. 040
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This American version of the Battle of Ravenna is taking forever. 000
Eddie Mars Attacks! @eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm in office on Saturday. Big trial on Monday. Asylum rules changed since the case began. So I am going to lose and my client will get removed. Today I write my 'have you no shame' closing argument. I'm already getting sanctioned due to the new rules (f u Todd Blanche), so swinging for the fences. 061
Reposted by Eddie Mars Attacks!Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Incredible chart: “.. US 10-year Treasury REAL yield versus tanker traffic through the Strait of Hormuz as a proxy for the ongoing crisis.” @bloomberg.com 12406129