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Creep-uscular Canard

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I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the bacon in the fridge for all those who cry out in hunger.

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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 2h
“Oh no, we aren’t falling for that one again! We got our asses kicked last time.”
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ironeconomist.bsky.social @ironeconomist.bsky.social · 5h
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 4h
This is a real book and it is amazing
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 3h
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen this month
Jack Doherty: Hey guys, I think I actually fucked up
I recently signed a contract with a casino called shuffle.com but I didn't read the contract fully... One of the terms is that I'm not allowed to post online anymore, which I thought was a joke but now they're enforcing
Working with my lawyer to try and fix this
This might be my last post for a while, I'll try
and be back soon
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 12h
I cannot wait
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The Simpsons Monkey Paw Wish
ALT: The Simpsons Monkey Paw Wish
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I ask again, why are national Dems letting Elon "quietly" fund these races? We have two test cases. 2024 when Dems didn't make his money an issue. And 2025 Wisconsin, where they did. Guess which time they won by double digits?
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Elon Musk’s America PAC Is Quietly Funding November’s Most Consequential Elections
America PAC’s approach has been unusual: for every dollar it has spent supporting GOP Senate candidates, it has spent almost three dollars attacking Democrats.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 12h
Feel like people are sleeping on the nonsense of You Only Live Twice, with Connery-San and his literal ninjas and his hot fake ninja wife and his other hot fake ninja wife. Love Blofeld but as a unit it’s pretty awful and hasn’t aged well at all.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 13h
If that is the bar there is literally nothing we can do to stop their bellyaching and bitching because they said the same thing about the LA mayoral and Spencer Pratt. If you’re worried about it getting bad, plan for the bad as best you can, but we cannot even stop them claiming cheating by losing.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 13h
Bottle that shit and sell it
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 13h
Mostly checking the obituaries and weeping.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 13h
We should start using that.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 13h
Ditto here. My setup is local and very slow so I don’t think I’m in any danger here. Mostly it gets used to optimize itself and occasionally to do research, haven’t had the time to mess with it this week.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 16h
Our so-called leaders have prostituted us to the Russians. Destroyed our culture. Our economies. Our honor. Our blood has been spilled on our soil. Our blood on their hands. They are the invaders.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 14h
We already don’t have effective gun control. I think ATF is still legally prohibited from even computerizing gun registrations. This will change basically nothing and reduce some pretty dumb bits of the current regulatory overhead. It’s a good thing given the stupidity of our gun laws generally.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 19h
"Just show the kind of bone-melting, furious contempt you have for the other guy, because he's a Klansman motherfucker" is a strategy for Dems that until recently seemed to be locked away like the Krabby Patty secret formula but finally we're seeing it deployed to great effect and it RULES
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 14h
Legitimately, convicted and firey hatred of fascists and neoconfederates is the minimum I am willing to accept from a candidate. Everyone else can get the fuck out of here with their bullshit.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love that my opponent is trying to paint me as someone who wants political violence and meanwhile her party is going to execute someone on live tv (after already murdering multiple citizens in the streets and fishermen in boats)
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greenclock.bsky.social @greenclock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think its also worth noting that the "libertarian to fascist" Pipeline (with the connection beeing a deep disdain for the idea of common good and structures that protect the poor and marginalized) is highly operational in the US and silicon valley specifically in the last decade or so.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 18h
Man puts ketchup on his steaks and eats pizza with a fork, completely unsurprised he continues to be the poor man’s idea of a rich man in basically every way.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 18h
Off the rack!?! In his income bracket?!?
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 20h
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 18h
It matters when the powerful people in a society publicly, vocally choose a path. It gives that path social cache, and one way of beating them back is to make doing that a fearful prospect. And yes, we need to punish the tech ghouls regardless of that.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 18h
Okay, but what does that buy him and / or cost us? US government support has been minimal for some time now, and the people who believe him were going to believe him regardless of material facts. Unless you think he’s going to actively throw in with the Russians?
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 19h
Absolutely, I’m just not sure what he gains beyond some cash, which he could have had this whole time by selling his diesel as he’s doing now. He can’t sell that much without hampering the war effort so what’s the play?
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 22h
It’s possible but this is a major directional change for Russia too, since they’re currently under a diesel export ban. I’ll believe it when the diesel gets here, neither of these guys is above jawboning the markets.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 23h
its really annoying that our first bisexual president is also evil
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We hate him if he lacks follow through. We love him if he doesn’t. It’s a generalized dislike of the combination of performativity and shysterism.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To be fair, Pete Hegseth's religion is basically just "what if ISIS was Evangelical Christian instead of Salafist?" Slavery, murdering infidels, female subjugation, you name it!
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bonus points for knowing how to twist it.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
75% of the guys with computer science degrees who believe that intelligence is 100% heritable and racial will spend fourteen hours tomorrow watching to see if their training job diverges because it got the wrong random seed
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Still exists. One of my in-laws got one for his wife for Christmas.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean it would be were it not so damn long. It’s an ass-numbing ride is my memory.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will not like it; I will accept it over the alternative Republican senate legitimizing conversion therapy and appointing judges. Thank god they’ve sucked at that this time.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would not be surprised if Markwayne was that guy, and acted on his own initiative here.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is true AND ALSO having grown up in crazy right wing land I can tell you that the prejudice that Catholics (and other “wrong” denominations) are heretics and hellbound is alive and well, and they are considered more “Christian” and less actually christian.
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Ash vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Denying Catholic priests the ability to administer sacraments to Catholic prisoners is objectively insanely offensive to Catholicism in a way that almost nothing else could be
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 09/10/2026
this comparison is unfair to Saudi Arabia, which wants to transition away from oil
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Public executions. Net energy exporter. Gilded palaces. Humiliation at the hands of the Houthis. We've finally done it. We're Saudi Arabia.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And the dimes of those he claimed them from. I want them all to eat a nice fat loss from trying to buy the government.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Say hi to the gremlin twins.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Adjusted for inflation of course, not in absolute terms.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nah, prices are back in the range they were in in the early/mid 2000s. Is it still bad? Oh-ho-ho YEAH.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watch your temps, blow out your cases, support your gpus properly.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That just means there’s a minimum fee.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Legit my first thought, IYKYK.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well when Don Jr makes him take VP again you can probably get the best of both worlds.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That said, you’re absolutely right, this might actually help with getting people out of the mindset that vengeance killings are good.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I oppose it only on the twin grounds that I oppose the death penalty and I do not think the public seeing fatalities as entertainment is good for generating the type of person we need to avoid a civil war.
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Creep-uscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shaun of the Deadpool
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Born-again Christianity is successful precisely for the born-again part; there’s a symbiotic relationship between churches offering renewal & communities caught in cycles of violence, drug abuse, etc. Mainline Protestants don’t fill the same role for 2-3 reasons:
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