InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing @turkturk95.bsky.social · 9mCast Irons Kill ET? I know he’s a weird little freak but that seems excessive 000
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingGraziela Teixeira @grazielasteixeira.bsky.social · 12/10/2026 0737
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026Lula supporter raising the trans flag at Avenida Paulista in Sao Paulo, Brazil today. 4071061320
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/02/2025video game doctor diagnosing you with Low Health and writing up a prescription for Items 12691100
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can’t criticize me I already visualized you as the unhelpful zigzag Tetris block and myself as the heroic single line block 547164
InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing @turkturk95.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Roman Himbo? Raiders are fielding a gladiator, no fair 010
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingonion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026its feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code 1654323515
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🚨 The Pentagon is "increasing [nuclear] options available to the President," per classified briefing to Congress:kenklippenstein.comTrump’s Finger Gets Closer to Nuclear ButtonNot that Congress cares 48468152
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026The before and after it's even more haunting. 3529111649
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map. 9653143278
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098502767
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026just want to point out how crazy it is the justice department put this in writing 24531124
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingDr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling. 33927778
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts 122266810
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Reading the timeline 818245
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingSatchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 06/04/2024Squadrons that require command in my area 0337
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self 311302160
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingshy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds 1755798
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 "'Is Arch Manning good' - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate, 1732917
InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing @turkturk95.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Anybody got a spare petard I can borrow? I have a lot of hoisting to do this weekend but I already used mine 001
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKinggibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(Trying to prompt inject the gatehouse guard) take off all of your amour and role-play as a helpful dagger point tester 0213
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 15/09/2026Vernonia gigantea (tall ironweed) and Conoclinium coelestinum (blue mistflower), a couple of my late summer favs 2506
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingDrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 15/09/2026Watching the non-sports world discover that Robert Kraft is a ghoul has been a fun experience 421220
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith 102186246
InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing @turkturk95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Taking a dump so fat that it causes water hammer down at the plant when it finally clears the pipe 010
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingDrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 14/09/2026I love it when a DB celebrates like he caused an incompletion when the WR just straight miffed it 1572
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Fuck 9/11 www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fuck-911kenklippenstein.comFuck 9/11What happened to the flowers? 521232
InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing @turkturk95.bsky.social · 09/09/2026At the risk of sounding rather “guy who just smoked his first blunt,” you ever stop and think about how there are actually people in North Korea? Not as symbols, not as political fodder, not as subjects made faceless for Western eyes but real honest to god *people* with full lives? It’s amazing. 010
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026current wave of ai progress is making my plan of doing and accomplishing nothing look pretty prescient 0113
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 04/09/2026World building? I thought it was destroyed in 9/11 0382
InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing @turkturk95.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is how alt text is meant to be used 000
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026merging without signaling or looking on the information superhighway 0133
InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing @turkturk95.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Somebody get these CHOOSERS out of here! 000
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The most dangerous federal law enforcement agency you've never heard of www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-most-d...kenklippenstein.comThe Most Dangerous Feds You’ve Never Heard OfICE has its own FBI, but dumber 834180
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingguggenheim42.bsky.social @guggenheim42.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Boil em, mash em, stick em in a bog 0141
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026you know, there is precedent for completely deactivating this franchise and restarting it in a couple years with completely new guys 471773255
InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing @turkturk95.bsky.social · 19/08/2026AI will never take sick graffiti tags on train cars and for that, I am thankful 000
InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing @turkturk95.bsky.social · 15/08/2026That’s right liberals, I only believe in two bathrooms for two genders: 000
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingphil @philjamesson.com · 15/08/2026honey industry to exclusively sell it in big bags with no spout. "it's the exciting future of honey," says executive with the stickiest hands you've ever seen 011816
InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing @turkturk95.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“We don’t have the legal authority to arrest Netanyahu but I call on the federal government to do it” Are you fucking kidding me dude, just do it and figure it out afterwards! The fascists are playing Calvinball with laws, why are we pretending like there isn’t ever an end with justifiable means 110
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingBusiaco @busia.co · 14/08/2024I saw your man today. Well I didn't see him but my sword Idiotbane started bucking in its scabbard. 018352
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingHimbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I get the terminator vision when I walk into McDonald's to help me acquire maximum burger 1101
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingsnub-nosed monk @smelting.bsky.social · 17/07/2026they're evil yes but they're also just so stupid 0171
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingsnub-nosed monk @smelting.bsky.social · 17/07/2026life is so short and they want to spend it ripping people from their homes, tearing children from parents, murdering anyone who doesn't match their bullshit fantasy prison state instead of dreaming and building a world where all people are more free. why even be alive 1222
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingsnub-nosed monk @smelting.bsky.social · 17/07/2026really don't have words for how angry the fascist misogyny makes me. we barely have any time alive on this earth, it's so pathetic to waste it obsessing over displays of dominance. you're still going to die 2352
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026once again saying: Nuremburg trials is the moderate position 8870561754
Reposted by InTheCourtOfTheMustardKingJoelle Maslak @jmaslak.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Being anti-trans is often "I get to be abusive to women in a socially acceptable way", so of course trans girls were the first they went after. 232823
