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Kal

@tulips2kiss.bsky.social
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35, she/her, 🏳‍🌈 I'm just here to have a good time. #refugeeswelcome

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a housefly is stuck to flypaper. It says, “Well… cant get any worse than this.” Panel 2: another fly flies into frame and also gets stuck on the same flypaper. The second fly remarks, “Brian? From high school?” The first fly says, “Lord, take me now”
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
another one for lesbian visibility week!
a black and white typography edit that reads "my life is better with dykes in it." in all caps. above and below the text are swords. the image is textured to look photocopied.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“want to feel old” let me stop you right there. it’s not about what I want
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck
The planet Earth being flipped off
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Dr. Emily Price @emilyprice.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
“next gen consoles will cost $1000+” I will be making up stories with my friends in the woods
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Frost || 3D Models & Reviews @3dfrost.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
An ad on the side of a truck advertising “man cereal,” with the slogan CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 09/02/2026
Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"
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Stevoisiak @stevoisiak.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
Google with AI buttonsGoogle without AI buttons
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Jacob Öberg @profjacob.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
🚨🚨Excellent news (and hope more will follow): Sport England has revealed that it has suspended its account on #X, because the social media platform “increasingly promotes and monetises an environment that is hostile to women and girls”. 🧵 www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
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Sport England suspends X social media account and takes aim at Elon Musk
Sport England has revealed that it has suspended its account on the social media platform X
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Funny how “most divorced woman ever” and “most divorced man ever” have such diametrically opposed energies
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 12/01/2026
Video of federal agents getting run out of Lyn Lake this afternoon. Agents drop a gas can at the end and someone kicks it back at them.
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Walter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Five years ago.
Front pages of American newspapers after Jan. 6, 2021, with headlines like "Capitol Chaos," "Assault on Democracy," "Pro-Trump mob storms Capitol."
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
stop glamorizing “the grind” and start glamorizing Strega Nona
Strega Nona doing her thang
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I think about this tweet every day
how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit
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Ben Miller @benwritesthings.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
profoundly damning of american discourse that these epstein photos are causing people to say “omg he had sex toys and shibari equipment ew” and not “the systemic abuse of women and girls is a banal fact of elite american life”
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
all i'm saying is that there were better options
TIME
PERSON OF THE YEAR
SANDWICH THROWING GUY
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 11/12/2025
I dunno, man. If I have to keep calling my representative and screaming at them to not vote for stuff like the Nailing Babies to Wolverines Act, and if I don't they'll vote to nail babies to wolverines, then it seems to me that person shouldn't be my representative.
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Jeleynai @jeleynai.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"I wish all companies insisting on AI a very bankruptcy"
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 09/12/2025
every day lately feels like this
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Cartilage Free Captain @cartilagefree.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Yes, be mad at Slavia for this crap, but also be mad at Spurs because it's insane that they caved on this matter. You're either an ally of LGBTQ+ people or you're not.
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Tomas Sala @falconeerdev.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
This is is getting kids hooked thru gambling mechanics. These are all the same tricks used by online gambling. Coded for kids. Its fucking the grossest thing. It makes me be ashamed to be in the same industry. Burn it with fire.
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Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Holy shit. Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
The cable, sent to all U.S. missions on December 2, orders U.S. consular officers to review resumes or LinkedIn profiles of H-1B applicants - and family members who would be traveling with them - to see if they have worked in areas that include activities such as misinformation, disinformation, content moderation, fact-checking, compliance and online safety, among others.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 01/12/2025
The tree is officially lit in downtown Portland. You can see it throughout the holiday season at Pioneer Courthouse Square.
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 28/11/2025
You know it's the holiday season in Portland when the nose is lit on the White Stag sign.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If divorced dads whose kids don't see them could go back to dressing up in superhero outfits and climbing up buildings instead of ushering in fascism I think we'd all be better off quite frankly.
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Kyle Tran Myhre @guante.info · 26/11/2025
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 27/11/2025
Oregon and New York are part of a 22-state lawsuit challenging new USDA guidance that strips SNAP benefits from refugees, asylum seekers, and other lawful residents. AG Dan Rayfield says thousands in Oregon could lose food assistance unless the court intervenes. 👇
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Oregon Sues Trump’s USDA Over Yanked SNAP Benefits for Refugees
Oregon and New York are leading a new lawsuit alongside 20 other states, arguing the Trump administration violated the law when it attempted to pull food assistance benefits from immigrants with lawfu...
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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Kal @tulips2kiss.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
welp, Frank has officially lost me. too late to get Ange back? lol
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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
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Neal 🔜 BLFC-MFF-FC @verdantsculpts.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Donate to your local food bank instead.
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Disabled Doctor @disableddoctor.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
If you still wear a mask at all, even just when sick or at the hospital or on public transit, THANK YOU! If you still try to isolate or protect others when you are sick, THANK YOU. If you still test for COVID when you have any symptoms, THANK YOU.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Rhiannon @daffa-dil-vibe.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
We are so cooked if dudes blowing each other is more scandalous than s*x trafficking minors. But if thats what does it
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bob ross from bob 's burgers is standing in front of a closet with clothes hanging on it .
Alt: bob ross from bob 's burgers is standing in front of a closet with clothes hanging on it .
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"
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Kim McLarin @kimmclarin.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
All you have to do is poll a random group of adult women to see how many were abused in childhood to know we've already demonstrated this. Epidemic levels.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Just circling back here
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
🚨🚨Hey folks apparently we still have a chance to stop this deal but we need to get one of these 8 to flip their votes: Durbin, Rosen, Cortez Masto, King, Kaine, Fetterman, Shaheen, Hassan. If one of them is yours, please get on the phone right now and tell them to reverse their vote. 202-224-3121🚨🚨
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5 Calls @5calls.org · 10/11/2025
We have updated our call script so you can let your Senators know how you feel about this (TERRIBLE) deal they just advanced... 👉🏽 5calls.org/issue/federa...
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Kal @tulips2kiss.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
don't get me wrong I'm having a BLAST watching Sonny tear up the MLS but god damn if I don't miss him in a Spurs shirt 😭
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Somebody wake up Hicks @jonmarkhicks.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I think about this a lot.
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