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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Andy Burnham rules out giving workshy fops like Reeves the time of day
Bob as Graham Lister
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We need less songs about the club and more songs about how good it is to work at a car wash.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The humans had always considered the ocean tragically deficient in both advertising and imaginary whales. At last, technology had solved both problems.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My sister in law found a book by the Irish patron saint of the arts, Don Conroy, and he unironically did the meme.
Cover of the book, "Wildlife Fun with Don Conroy." On it, we see a photo of the artist, surrounded by drawings of plants and a foxInterior, showing tutorials on how to draw a deer and a hedgehog. You know the ancient meme, "draw the rest of the fucking owl?" Basically, that.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🚨Lunchtime with Michael Fry Series 3🚨 We’re back on BBC Radio Ulster and BBC Sounds tomorrow at 1.30pm. Ulster FM gets a new owner and it’s up to Michael and the gang to save the station!
Lunchtime with Michael Fry on BBC Sounds
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Andy Burnham in a parody of Andy Capp.
First panel, Andy is at the bar with a man wearing a flat cap who says: I see they’re callin’ ye the second coming lad…
panel 2: Andy reacts: By ‘eck! They’re alikening me to JESUS?!
panel 3: man replies: nay lad… to t’Stone Roses difficult second album…
panel 4: man gives punchline: A few years too late and overly reliant on nostalgia for t’glory days o’ the hacienda…
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 19/05/2026
Me: This upside down BBQ bottle looks like me doing the splits Other me: That's bull-split
An upside down picture of Bullseye BBQ sauce which has a bull skull on it, which when upside down looks like a silhouette of someone doing the splits.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 12/04/2026
www.conservapedia.com/Special:Random Does everyone get Leonard Nimoy when they go to that special random page? It's a Spocktacular coincidence.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 12/04/2026
www.conservapedia.com/Carol_Vorder... Someone has really gone out of their way to announce that they are the head of their local incel charter
conservapedia.com
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 06/04/2026
What's happened to Ohio? ohio.gov Hacked or just not paid the bills?
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 24/01/2026
If Trump was playing Top Trump Trumpets would a trumping Trumpet trump Trump's trump card?
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Tilt Araiza @tiltaraiza.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
In terms TV crossovers, Corriedale will never beat Sorrylumbo.
Ronnie Corbett as Timothy Lumsden in 1980s BBC sitcom Sorry. Also present through the magic of Photoshop, Peter Falk as Columbo.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 19/10/2025
My 90s inspired homage to the original Club advert. If you like, secret violence and 9 11 join Fight Club
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 07/10/2025
I have found out that it is possible to control the mouse cursor on a Mac using your head. After some practice today I can confirm that this is what I will resemble in work tomorrow, though with much less style and grace.
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
They should show it but get Gerry Adams to overdub Wallace's voice
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mismedleym (COMMS OPEN) @mismedleym.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
break room #art #animation #b3d
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 07/07/2025
Can I come over and look at you like this?
A door is opened in the 70s and bad acting falls out
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David J Court @davidjcourt.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
i respect the tenacity of countdowns. They stop at nothing.
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 26/06/2025
Everyone involved with news sites knows when they're publishing nonsense but no one cares (and in this case, the fact the casino got mentions & links is particularly eyebrow-raising) pressgazette.co.uk/news/the-pr-...
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The PR agency, the publishers and the disappearing lottery winners
Lottery winners whose stories promoted casino website cannot be found.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 22/06/2025
Hell yeah let's break in there and ... woah holy shit no I'm no POTUS (President Of The Unable To Sweat)
A ship store with an identifier on it that says it's a liquor storeA ship store with an identifier on it that says it's a teens store
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 19/06/2025
Damn, my gang is a dud. Need to get off this bus then
Sign on a bus in Copenhagen saying Nodudgang
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 31/05/2025
m.dpreview.com/photography/... Posting before Christopher Nolan uses this for some lovely incomprehensible film
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Probe lenses and focus stacking: the secrets to incredible photos taken inside instruments
Photographer Charles Brooks embarked upon a quest to photograph the inside of musical instruments, creating images that look like monumental buildings.
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 29/05/2025
You know what sucks? Our newsletter used to go out to over 100k people and then Yahoo Groups closed their damn site and we lost all our subs. We've currently on 25k but if you help us and tell your friends to sub we could possibly creep back to where we were. Sub here --> b3ta.com/subscribe
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
huge fan of the 70 year old german guy who uploaded this 360 degree interactive panorama of inside a corn flakes bag. it's in the corn flakes article on
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
bad news, everyone
After the trolley problem get's suspended due to public transit cuts our tied down fellas get together to enjoy a sunset
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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
Found this in some old photos: the cartoon that got my biggest twitter numbers
Woman in bed with smoking pipe, husband standing at foot of the bed.
Woman: “Darling, it’s not what it looks like!”
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Deogie @deogie.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Deogie: ❤️ 
Uncle: stop...I am brooding....
*Deogie leaves, comes back with a black hoodie on*
Deogie: 🖤
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
US: “I believe it when I see it! Reality is what our senses tell us! Always trust yourself!” SCIENCE: “Here is a picture created by Japanese psychologist Akiyoshi Kitaoka that doesn’t have any red pixels in it, showing how easily we’re all fooled by what we think we can see. Have a lovely day.”
Green-tinted image showing a bowl of strawberries created by Japanese psychologist Akiyoshi Kitaoka that doesn’t have any red pixels in it, despite the strawberries looking red (they're actually grey, and it's just their relation to the overall green tint combined with what colour we expect to see on a strawberry that creates the illusion).
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Although I agree that highly processed food probably isn’t very good for you I am curious to know how this compares to Cheese Strings
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
10 years ago, I began watching a Korean reality show called The Genius. Last year, I was part of the team that successfully pitched and created the UK version of Genius Game. Tonight, you can finally see the show I became obsessed with a decade ago. 💠
Alex standing on the Genius Game set
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Peakrill Press @peakrillpress.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Why is nobody entering my competition to win £50 worth of books?
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
It’s really not fair to destroy trans rights and also the wilderness we would genuinely rather fuck off to than live with those cunts.
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 21/04/2025
Pontoff.
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Skylar MacDonald @skylar.lol · 29/03/2025
[ITV PITCH MEETING] “so the premise is, we get 100 people—” “WE’RE IN”
Screenshot showing recordings of “The 1% Club” and “99 to Beat” next to each other
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 21/03/2025
Artist: Pizopop b3ta.com/board/11416321 From the 'Animal TV' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/animaltv/popular #AnimalTV
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 01/03/2025
BBC2 has no chill
TV listing showing Michael MacIntyre's Big Show. Britain's Got Talent and BBC2 has Darkest Hour
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Andy Morrison @andydandelion.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Dandelion Radio is now on Bluesky - please follow our account if you're a fan of great new alternative music!
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Baron Trump looks like he is having an existential crisis
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
My first day as a waiter at TGI Fridays
The Traitors Leanne says "That's fine. You should have brought it to the table."
Dan replies "Well, I didn't"
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 02/01/2025
If you've not already had too much chocolate and happen to have a box of the best thing to come out of Lidl in forever then you need to try these with a cup of tea 100% reliability for dunking Thin enough that you have an excuse to eat them all Taste like absolute heaven when deconstructed
A half empty box of Belgian Milk Chocolate Hazelnut Thins
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Mark Reel @markreel.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Tintin and Captain Haddock "it is only Wednesday" meme. But Captain Haddock is saying "What a decade, huh?", Tintin replies "Captain it is only 2025".
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Wondering if anyone else has been affected by any of the issues in Kafka's The Metamorphosis? At the moment I'm just putting out feelers.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 25/12/2024
I have to thank @brianbutterfield.bsky.social for saving Christmas. My family insisted on nonsensical Christmas crackers this year, which left everyone, as usual, disappointed. I however was able to crack out the new Butterfield Crackers, which came with a packet of sugar meaning,
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Mark Simpson @marksimpson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A working Christmas BBC1 clock. 🤓 625.uk.com/tv_logos/svg...
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BBC 1 Clock - Christmas 1976
The BBC 1 Christmas clock from 1976, reproduced in SVG format for viewing on phones and tablets.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Ma'am, Keir Starmer has had a second sandwich…
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 04/12/2024
Quote this with who you would be in #StarTrek .
Neelix from Star Trek Voyager
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 03/12/2024
I might switch over to 24 hours of Watership Down on BBC 4
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