Mark Allan @markxa.com · 30/09/2026I was just about around in the days when people paid tax and got public services in return and honestly I don't remember it being quite as bad as people would have you think. 000
Reposted by Mark AllanSleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him 2958991391
Mark Allan @markxa.com · 22/09/2026Thank heavens I have friends who use Instagram or I'd have completely missed Gong at the Empire tomorrow. 100
Reposted by Mark AllanThe Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 21/09/2026An autistic writer has reportedly been left “frustrated” that they are unable to submit the second draft of the very stupid thing they just said in casual conversation.thedailytism.comAutistic writer upset they can’t submit second draft of conversationAn autistic writer has reportedly been left “frustrated” that they are unable to submit the second draft of the very stupid thing they just said in casual conversation. Jay Chester, 48, who regularly… 213022
Reposted by Mark AllanMr Benn @thebowlerhatman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Here is the full packaging for the upcoming Mr Benn dvd release. All the cartoons have been restored & look Fabulous. There are loads of extras, including a cd of Mr Benn - The Music. We hope you love it!! Please pass the word... 517858
Reposted by Mark AllanDonald Irvine @donaldirvine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I never thought I’d live to see the day where an Orangeman would call for a united Ireland. 2376
Reposted by Mark Allanwomensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Fucketyfucketyfuckfuckfuck´ by Annie Taylor from PEG - the Profanity Embroidery Group, Whitstable, UK, known for their stitching and swearing #WomensArt #FridayFeeling 121894365
Mark Allan @markxa.com · 11/09/2026I will never get over the fact that you can successfully make a dub remix of absolutely any musical composition. 000
Reposted by Mark AllanRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Unfortunately, I wasn't even joking... #TheBeatles #YellowSubmarine 2126361
Reposted by Mark AllanAnton Piatek @anton-piatek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm running London marathon next year for Action Cancer. All donations greatly appreciated. Also if I raise £3000 I'm shaving the beard off (probably after the race) www.justgiving.com/page/anton-p...justgiving.comAnton's fundraiser for Action CancerHelp Anton Piatek raise money to support Action Cancer 102
Reposted by Mark AllanElaine Crory @elainecrory.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If your toddler or baby lost this in Ormeau Park, it's still there! 034
Mark Allan @markxa.com · 06/09/2026My brain is turning to porridge and I have to work tomorrow. This is probably the point at which I should try that "relax" thing that I've heard people talk about. 000
Reposted by Mark AllanAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026From "I'm not a compliance officer" to "I know electoral law, I know donation law better than anybody" in 35 seconds. 76867254
Reposted by Mark Allanarchivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The first episode of Metal Mickey was broadcast on this day in 1980. 1329
Reposted by Mark AllanParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"It was at this point that an oyster went down the wrong way and blocked my ear canals, meaning I missed the whole conversation where I agreed to a foreign donor illegally giving us £500,000..." 201696519
Reposted by Mark AllanGreen Party Northern Ireland @greenpartyni.org · 31/08/20268,383. That’s every graduate vacancy advertised across the UK last month: down 45% in a year and the lowest number on record. Employers are already pointing to AI adoption as part of the reason. 1/10 168
Reposted by Mark AllanGreen Party Northern Ireland @greenpartyni.org · 31/08/2026The strategy also admits workers may be “at risk of AI-displacement” - then proposes reskilling. Ask a 22-year-old with 200 unanswered applications whether they need another course, or a first chance at a job. 4/10 112
Mark Allan @markxa.com · 30/08/2026I can recognise any celebrity who looks the same as they did in the 80s. 000
Mark Allan @markxa.com · 29/08/2026It's a grey bank holiday weekend, so it's time to clean the house.static.klipy.comFreddie Mercury in 'I Want To Break Free' Music VideoAlt: Freddie Mercury hoovering the floor drag queen style in the 'I Want To Break Free' video 000
Reposted by Mark AllanThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunninghamtheonion.comSophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBAINDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ... 443942631
Mark Allan @markxa.com · 26/08/2026Pillock. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comBurnham drops support for political funding cap aimed at curbing mega-donorsPM said he would set bar at £500k, but trade unions say funding reforms could undermine their ability to donate to Labour 010
Reposted by Mark AllanJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 117313038383
Mark Allan @markxa.com · 26/08/2026Absolute fucksake. WRONG 80-YEAR-OLD AGAIN. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/au...theguardian.comTim Curry, star of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Stephen King’s It, dies aged 80A prolific performer across stage, screen and TV, the actor starred in Legend, Clue and It, but will always be associated with the flamboyantly camp rock’n’roll musical in which he made his breakthrou... 030
Mark Allan @markxa.com · 26/08/2026I get the feeling we're going to be able to fill Bluesky with fresh nuggets like this for years. 030
Reposted by Mark AllanRicardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan 181204623054
Mark Allan @markxa.com · 26/08/2026Thanks Celtic for getting worst result of the season in the bag early doors so nobody else has to worry about it. 000
Reposted by Mark AllanLaura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." - Dolly Parton 51752432
Reposted by Mark AllanFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268166333
Reposted by Mark AllanDr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty British cook or baker: for goodness sake, why can’t you give quantities for dry ingredients by weight? 411124182
Reposted by Mark AllanMr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10 346119722990
Reposted by Mark AllanThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 159223556268