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Learn, Do, Teach, Repeat | Belfast but with Manchester roots | Tech is how I live, art is why I live | Masked scoundrel | Evolving | Microsoft MVP alumnus | NIDC founder | Non-militant cyclist | He/him | markxa.com

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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 01/10/2026
Zoolook still hits me every time.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
alan partridge chocolate oranges mem

Still, good news about the 115th charge
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 30/09/2026
I was just about around in the days when people paid tax and got public services in return and honestly I don't remember it being quite as bad as people would have you think.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 22/09/2026
Thank heavens I have friends who use Instagram or I'd have completely missed Gong at the Empire tomorrow.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 21/09/2026
An autistic writer has reportedly been left “frustrated” that they are unable to submit the second draft of the very stupid thing they just said in casual conversation.
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Autistic writer upset they can’t submit second draft of conversation
An autistic writer has reportedly been left “frustrated” that they are unable to submit the second draft of the very stupid thing they just said in casual conversation. Jay Chester, 48, who regularly…
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Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here is the full packaging for the upcoming Mr Benn dvd release. All the cartoons have been restored & look Fabulous. There are loads of extras, including a cd of Mr Benn - The Music. We hope you love it!! Please pass the word...
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 17/09/2026
Honestly just totally confused.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
21.00 FARTHER TED
Some priests are small, but this one is far away.
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Donald Irvine @donaldirvine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I never thought I’d live to see the day where an Orangeman would call for a united Ireland.
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fucketyfucketyfuckfuckfuck´ by Annie Taylor from PEG - the Profanity Embroidery Group, Whitstable, UK, known for their stitching and swearing #WomensArt #FridayFeeling
Embroidery featuring two perched cute  blue birds among pink flowers surrounded by the embroidered text of the title
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🕹️ Davey Sloan 👾 @sloanysoft.itch.io · 11/09/2026
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 11/09/2026
I will never get over the fact that you can successfully make a dub remix of absolutely any musical composition.
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 10/09/2026
I think I speak for us all when I say "Børk! Børk! Børk!".
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Unfortunately, I wasn't even joking... #TheBeatles #YellowSubmarine
Bayeux Tapestry comparison only using designs/characters from The Beatles film Yellow Submarine
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Anton Piatek @anton-piatek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm running London marathon next year for Action Cancer. All donations greatly appreciated. Also if I raise £3000 I'm shaving the beard off (probably after the race) www.justgiving.com/page/anton-p...
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Anton's fundraiser for Action Cancer
Help Anton Piatek raise money to support Action Cancer
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
21.00 THE ZX FILES
Mulder and Scully investigate tales of a manic miner, an atac in an atic and the curious story of a dizzy egg. Please allow seven minutes for this programme to load.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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Elaine Crory @elainecrory.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If your toddler or baby lost this in Ormeau Park, it's still there!
A photo of a child's cloth book called Farm Tails, sitting on a rock.
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 06/09/2026
My brain is turning to porridge and I have to work tomorrow. This is probably the point at which I should try that "relax" thing that I've heard people talk about.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
From "I'm not a compliance officer" to "I know electoral law, I know donation law better than anybody" in 35 seconds.
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The first episode of Metal Mickey was broadcast on this day in 1980.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"It was at this point that an oyster went down the wrong way and blocked my ear canals, meaning I missed the whole conversation where I agreed to a foreign donor illegally giving us £500,000..."
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Green Party Northern Ireland @greenpartyni.org · 31/08/2026
8,383. That’s every graduate vacancy advertised across the UK last month: down 45% in a year and the lowest number on record. Employers are already pointing to AI adoption as part of the reason. 1/10
Graphic showing the cover of Northern Ireland’s Artificial Intelligence Strategy. Large text reads: “THEY WROTE THE CONCLUSION BEFORE THEY ASKED THE QUESTION. THEN THEY TOLD YOU, OUT LOUD, THAT THEY’RE NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR ANSWER.” Green Party NI branding and legal imprint appear at the bottom.Graphic with a dark blue and green background. Two tilted BBC-style news screenshots appear in the centre: one headline reads “Stormont suggests AI could automate public sector admin,” and the other reads “Graduate job vacancies drop by almost 50% in a year, survey suggests.” White dotted lines connect the two headlines. Text on the right says “JOIN THE DOTS.” Green Party NI branding and legal imprint appear at the bottom.Graphic with a blurred green and blue background. Two highlighted quotations from Northern Ireland’s draft AI Strategy appear in white and lime-green text: •	Page 4: “This strategy is grounded in the premise that… AI can unlock significant opportunities.” •	Page 7: “Debate will inevitably persist… but the purpose of this strategy is not to pronounce on those debates.” Below the quotations, large text reads: “They made up their minds before they asked you — then told you your answer would not change it.” Green Party NI branding and legal imprint appear at the bottom, with a hand icon and number 3 indicating the third slide in a carousel.Graphic containing four highlighted quotations from the draft AI strategy: •	Page 4: AI can “create higher-quality jobs.” •	Page 26: Public servants can be freed up by “automating routine public-facing tasks.” •	Page 33: Workers are “at risk of AI-displacement,” particularly people already facing inequality. •	Page 38: A “marketing campaign” could answer the question “why AI?” The quotes appear in white and lime-green text over a blurred green and blue background. A hand icon indicates swiping left. Green Party NI branding and legal imprint appear at the bottom.
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Green Party Northern Ireland @greenpartyni.org · 31/08/2026
The strategy also admits workers may be “at risk of AI-displacement” - then proposes reskilling. Ask a 22-year-old with 200 unanswered applications whether they need another course, or a first chance at a job. 4/10
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 30/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "holy fuck my brain is tired"
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 30/08/2026
I can recognise any celebrity who looks the same as they did in the 80s.
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 29/08/2026
It's a grey bank holiday weekend, so it's time to clean the house.
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Freddie Mercury in 'I Want To Break Free' Music Video
Alt: Freddie Mercury hoovering the floor drag queen style in the 'I Want To Break Free' video
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 28/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
22.00 FILM:
With Edward Norton and Brad Pitt.
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 26/08/2026
Pillock. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Burnham drops support for political funding cap aimed at curbing mega-donors
PM said he would set bar at £500k, but trade unions say funding reforms could undermine their ability to donate to Labour
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 26/08/2026
Absolute fucksake. WRONG 80-YEAR-OLD AGAIN. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/au...
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Tim Curry, star of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Stephen King’s It, dies aged 80
A prolific performer across stage, screen and TV, the actor starred in Legend, Clue and It, but will always be associated with the flamboyantly camp rock’n’roll musical in which he made his breakthrou...
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 26/08/2026
I get the feeling we're going to be able to fill Bluesky with fresh nuggets like this for years.
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 26/08/2026
And not as a quid pro quo. Just because of the joy it brings.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 26/08/2026
Thanks Celtic for getting worst result of the season in the bag early doors so nobody else has to worry about it.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." - Dolly Parton
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Mark Allan @markxa.com · 25/08/2026
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty British cook or baker: for goodness sake, why can’t you give quantities for dry ingredients by weight?
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 22/08/2026
We value your privacy
We and our 1566 partners use c
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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