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Andrew O'Neill

@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
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Comedy. Metal. Magick. They/them. patreon.com/andrewoneill Band: meltzer667.bandcamp.com Gigs: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 22h
Pointing out that EVs are imported on diesel ships is the same as pointing out that the lightbulb was invented in a candlelit office.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 19h
I always found Groucho Marx's moustache really gross.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did my face and that for my belated August monthly round-up video! Sign up to Patreon and have a look! patreon.com/andrewoneill
Me with a little beehive hairdo and a fluffy white jumper and make-up and that.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 22h
WOLVERHAMPTON tonight! www.andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 22h
WOLVERHAMPTON tonight! www.andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did my face and that for my belated August monthly round-up video! Sign up to Patreon and have a look! patreon.com/andrewoneill
Me with a little beehive hairdo and a fluffy white jumper and make-up and that.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
RIP CRONOS! Here's footage from the long-lost pilot of 'Venom Babies'. youtu.be/WJt1V1qFSrQ
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How Venom got their names - Andrew O'Neill's History Of Heavy Metal
YouTube video by Andrew O'Neill
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This still makes me laugh.
@victimologist
i supported amber heard even back when i thought that she beat him unprovoked
2:47 PM • 5/28/22 • Twitter for iPhone
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok, let's try it the old way...
Fake 'Swap Shop' exchange screen
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NOTTINGHAM! I'm doing this wonderful fundraiser tonight! A great cause, cheap tickets, good comedy! Also me! www.eventbrite.com/e/disabled-c...
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Disabled Cants Fundraiser
Jamie Green Wheelchair Fundraiser
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NOTTINGHAM! I'm doing this wonderful fundraiser tonight! A great cause, cheap tickets, good comedy! Also me! www.eventbrite.com/e/disabled-c...
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Disabled Cants Fundraiser
Jamie Green Wheelchair Fundraiser
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ACAB. Even, and especially, the dogs.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rest in rock 'n roll mate. What a beautiful man, with a brilliant talent. Loved listening wide-eyed to his stories of seeing everyone who counted when he was a teenager in the late 60s. The guy saw Hendrix! And he was in The Young Ones! 1/2
The wonderful Ronnie Golden.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Over two thirds of the energy in the fossil system is lost as heat." I didn't know that. What a statistic.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.patreon.com/andrewoneill...
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Infected Voice - Demanufacture by Fear Factory with Stephen Hill! (Patreon Early-bird!) | Andrew O'Neill
Infected Voice - Demanufacture by Fear Factory with Stephen Hill! (Patreon Early-bird!) by Andrew O'Neill on Patreon. Join Andrew O'Neill's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Infected Voice - Demanufacture by Fear Factory with Stephen Hill! (Patreon Early-bird!) | Andrew O'Neill
Infected Voice - Demanufacture by Fear Factory with Stephen Hill! (Patreon Early-bird!) by Andrew O'Neill on Patreon. Join Andrew O'Neill's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine if you had to look back, from your environment-healing tech hub with all human knowledge at your fingertips and a secure job and hours of leisure, and think “well, what did I know? Seems I’M the arsehole here.”
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Club gig in Leeds tonight, History Of Punk in Wolverhampton and Hull soon! andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Don’t worry, we’re punishing people for being lazy and unlucky and poor while refusing to even acknowledge the existence of people who are lazy and lucky and rich. All is well in this, the best of all possible worlds.” — All politicians, all the time, FFS
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To mark the Autumn Equinox, I offer you a biscuit tin. Designed in 1958 by CF Tunnicliffe
A large rectangular biscuit tin with a decorative lid showing red squirrel perched on a tree stump in front of a vivid blue ground 
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If, as @ruthcadbury.bsky.social (Labour MP Brentford & Isleworth, Chair of Transport Committee) just said on Radio 4 "our airspace is almost full to capacity, and there is too little headroom in the system"... HOW CAN A NEW RUNWAY AT HEATHROW BE JUSTIFIED?
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rich Hall makes sinister threat to un-named comic. Well done to @chortle.bsky.social for highlighting this unacceptable behaviour.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WOLVES! HULLS! Come and make some noise with me!
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A while ago I was sat in my car in a service station car park and I heard a man exclaim "Oh... cool DUDE!" and I immediately knew, without seeing, that he had put some sunglasses on a child. I looked, and I was right.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The new Batman 2 teaser pic turns out to be my cat.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, of course those hippy Marxists at the Financial Times would say that.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
3:50 - "I never know what to do with my hands. Will that be a problem?" youtu.be/Tqt-e7Tcr5A?...
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1972: Welcome to SPAGHETTI JUNCTION | Wheelbase | Retro Transport | BBC Archive
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Thanks to wholesale costs" is a such an egregious lie. Why the fuck do people perpetuate it? They will charge more because they CAN charge more. That's it. The price they charge is not determined by the wholesale cost, it is determined by how much they can make us pay.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Meanwhile... www.declassifieduk.org/how-israels-...
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How Israel's arms industry is integrated into Britain's military
Ed Miliband’s decision to leave the military relationship with Israel intact raises serious concerns about Britain’s compliance with international law.
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Boothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Et tu…?
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The people of Piddington after being informed that the bus service to Upper Arncott now requires them to give 3 months advance notice to the English authorities.
Two Piddington residents consider emigrating to England after realising they can no longer get pissed at The Plough in Upper Arncott without cutting through the barbed wire fence that surrounds their village.
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Jeremy Limb @jlimb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ep.5 of Why Haydn is Best now available! Contains strong references to Terry and June from the outset. shows.acast.com/why-haydn-is... via @acast podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/w... on.soundcloud.com/CpmzHKutlfIP...
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5. Symphony 41 | Why Haydn Is Best
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DESIGN THINKING! Comic @designthinking.lol · 11/09/2026
Semi-fast food. #webcomics #comicsky
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BRADFORD! LEEDS! PUDSEY! ECCLESHILL! BINGLEY! CULLINGWORTH! Get your arses to this on Friday! andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 09/09/2026
why don’t you all just marry penda’s fen
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why is Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody seen as the first music video, when it wasn't the first music video? www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtUH...
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The Beatles - The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever (Official Music Video) [2015 Mix]
YouTube video by TheBeatlesVEVO
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Podcasts with more than two people - PLEASE BALANCE YOUR LEVELS SO I CAN LISTEN IN THE CAR, YOU FUCKS. Lav mics and/or lots of compression, or just fucking get Paul to sit closer to the fucking mic and fucking stay there. Okay, I may have given away who I mean.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
PUNK AUTUMN! All details and tickets: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
All deets on  andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is exactly my point.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Those Dover protesters should NOT have been arrested, as many people are saying. However, the Just Stop Oil protesters in PRISON for 4+ years for being on a Zoom meeting about blocking roads SHOULD be released and have their convictions overturned.* 1/2
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anyone point me to an easily digestible resource on what's happening in Palestine just now? News has gone quiet, and it feels like it's dropped out of the popular conciousness.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
YORK TONIGHT! LIVERPOOL TOMORROW! www.andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
andrewoneill.co.uk
Shows — Andrew O'Neill
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
An extraordinary day yesterday! Started meeting Delia Smith and talking about citizens assemblies, then saw my wonderful friend Melinda Gebbie launch her new book, then met Robb from Tygers Of Pan Tang on the train home!
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
York and Liverpool this weekend! Tickets: www.andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
York and Liverpool this weekend! Tickets: www.andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There are two wolves inside you.
A spooky video edit transition from Yes Minister that shows both The Rt. Ho. James Gordon Hacker MP and Sir Humphrey Appleby in a sort of translucent montage, a bit like those cheesy American portrait shots from the 90s.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Lee Williams @morthrai.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Having read the book a while ago I finally watched the live show of A History of Heavy Metal by the hilarious @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social and as someone who lived through the NWOBHM can confirm its accuracy 🤘 Bonus points for the mention of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts 😎 SIT DOWN LARS!
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My chat with the delightful @richardlittler.bsky.social www.patreon.com/andrewoneill...
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Inadvisable Trapdoor - Esoteric Chat w/Richard Littler - creator of Scarfolk | Andrew O'Neill
Inadvisable Trapdoor - Esoteric Chat w/Richard Littler - creator of Scarfolk by Andrew O'Neill on Patreon. Join Andrew O'Neill's community for exclusive content and updates.
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