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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑

@tubbycustard.b3ta.com
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Living life on the hedge

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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 07/10/2026
Magic Xmas Radio has been on DAB for weeks. Its officially spookxmas.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 29/09/2026
I got that as well, bit of a surprise and I feel sorry for the rare bad joke post they will get from me
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Andy Burnham rules out giving workshy fops like Reeves the time of day
Bob as Graham Lister
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We need less songs about the club and more songs about how good it is to work at a car wash.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 24/09/2026
It's so much of it time which really rams home that this is your only time.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The humans had always considered the ocean tragically deficient in both advertising and imaginary whales. At last, technology had solved both problems.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 17/09/2026
Too soon
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My sister in law found a book by the Irish patron saint of the arts, Don Conroy, and he unironically did the meme.
Cover of the book, "Wildlife Fun with Don Conroy." On it, we see a photo of the artist, surrounded by drawings of plants and a foxInterior, showing tutorials on how to draw a deer and a hedgehog. You know the ancient meme, "draw the rest of the fucking owl?" Basically, that.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 09/09/2026
Christ, I honestly thought you meant dialup
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 09/09/2026
They said they are about to retire so I guess they have already made their money and decided now is the time to be artistically honest.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 09/09/2026
That explains why they said you can pick and choose what policies to agree with when they claim to be socialists.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 09/09/2026
That's some shit news. Especially lauding Linehan and Rowling, they are objectively shit stains of people.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🚨Lunchtime with Michael Fry Series 3🚨 We’re back on BBC Radio Ulster and BBC Sounds tomorrow at 1.30pm. Ulster FM gets a new owner and it’s up to Michael and the gang to save the station!
Lunchtime with Michael Fry on BBC Sounds
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 19/08/2026
The chaos monkies of the internet. Love those guys!
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 19/08/2026
Big update for everyone who has been following this rollercoaster, I now get John Prescott consistently
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 11/08/2026
So you will be keeping them cool with eyescream then
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Andy Burnham in a parody of Andy Capp.
First panel, Andy is at the bar with a man wearing a flat cap who says: I see they’re callin’ ye the second coming lad…
panel 2: Andy reacts: By ‘eck! They’re alikening me to JESUS?!
panel 3: man replies: nay lad… to t’Stone Roses difficult second album…
panel 4: man gives punchline: A few years too late and overly reliant on nostalgia for t’glory days o’ the hacienda…
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 03/07/2026
It's getting there. It was so slow due to backing up everything then copying it off. Now reinstalling and putting backups back in to place. Over 25 years of stuff takes time to move.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 14/06/2026
Those dirty, sweaty people who shave off gods greatest gift.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 14/06/2026
You have a bit of a Dr Who thing going on. You should definitely put yourself forward as the 16th.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 14/06/2026
It's surprising, like my dog jumping on the back of a new friend he's just met.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 11/06/2026
This series has been good but not the best. However this episode was amazing
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 29/05/2026
This explains why my notifications blew up. 2MB b3ta.com pictures in the morning mother bummers
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 19/05/2026
Me: This upside down BBQ bottle looks like me doing the splits Other me: That's bull-split
An upside down picture of Bullseye BBQ sauce which has a bull skull on it, which when upside down looks like a silhouette of someone doing the splits.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 11/05/2026
It wouldn't be Labour if they didn't self implode.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 11/05/2026
Shame Nicholas Witchell's nickname of "I can't bear that man" never really caught on.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 27/04/2026
How about Young Le Bon : 80s Bond villain Old Le Bon : New Who Master
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 12/04/2026
www.conservapedia.com/Special:Random Does everyone get Leonard Nimoy when they go to that special random page? It's a Spocktacular coincidence.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 12/04/2026
www.conservapedia.com/Carol_Vorder... Someone has really gone out of their way to announce that they are the head of their local incel charter
conservapedia.com
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 09/04/2026
The best butchers within 30 miles
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 06/04/2026
Can't blame them in fairness
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 06/04/2026
What's happened to Ohio? ohio.gov Hacked or just not paid the bills?
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 30/03/2026
Remix celebrities Graham Ed Norton Kiera Anne Nightingale Victoria Edward Woodward Pat Pencil Sharpener etc etc
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 30/03/2026
Everyone in Orkney's sewage works - This shit is bananas
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 20/03/2026
Make big things small
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 20/03/2026
I've taken the FB jollies out. Did it make a difference?
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 20/03/2026
Wow, I would doubt how legal that would be. Good way to get a double payment once you go to a tribunal.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 20/03/2026
I would seriously doubt that the FB SDK is used. I'm usually paranoid about breaking stuff that I don't know the context of what it's used for but I imagine that this is pretty safe
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 20/03/2026
I have failed a psychometric test once.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 27/02/2026
It really couldn't be more perfect
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 27/02/2026
I gave up
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 24/02/2026
It's also what Trump had been saying. For both of them it's a weird stance to take.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 16/02/2026
Read that as Paul Daniels, it made sense.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 16/02/2026
Read that as Paul Daniels, it made sense.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 29/01/2026
ass to Ass
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 27/01/2026
There would be exemptions for business, or they would be able to apply for a blanket license. I'm not saying it's a good thing, just that businesses will not be a blocker
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 26/01/2026
If they had started with Pet Shop Boys Go West I would have been on it.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 26/01/2026
Banned bands Durex Durex Frank Bough goes to Haven Ice de Nazi Frank Frontbottom And one for the kids, Ed Shergar
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 25/01/2026
Bit of a shame really. I thought he had made a sideways move into cringe comedy.
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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 24/01/2026
If Trump was playing Top Trump Trumpets would a trumping Trumpet trump Trump's trump card?
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