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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 19/05/2026

Me: This upside down BBQ bottle looks like me doing the splits Other me: That's bull-split

An upside down picture of Bullseye BBQ sauce which has a bull skull on it, which when upside down looks like a silhouette of someone doing the splits.

Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 07/10/2025

I have found out that it is possible to control the mouse cursor on a Mac using your head. After some practice today I can confirm that this is what I will resemble in work tomorrow, though with much less style and grace.

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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 23/09/2025

I can tell you that what b3ta certainly isn't optimal. We kind of do it the way you think. We grab all the messages with the same parent and the only concern with performance is seen in this comment. We then recursively go through the children.

Code comment - grabbing the messages forwards then turning them round in memory is MUCH faster than getting the backwards from mysql

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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 07/07/2025

Can I come over and look at you like this?

A door is opened in the 70s and bad acting falls out

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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 22/06/2025

Hell yeah let's break in there and ... woah holy shit no I'm no POTUS (President Of The Unable To Sweat)

A ship store with an identifier on it that says it's a liquor store

A ship store with an identifier on it that says it's a teens store

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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 19/06/2025

Damn, my gang is a dud. Need to get off this bus then

Sign on a bus in Copenhagen saying Nodudgang

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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 28/04/2025

I bet it's this. I've fancied remaking this for years. I should make this and sell missiles for it the same way you charge for tickets

A mobile game where people take turns firing at each other but their missiles are affected by the gravity of planets which are in the way

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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 02/01/2025

If you've not already had too much chocolate and happen to have a box of the best thing to come out of Lidl in forever then you need to try these with a cup of tea 100% reliability for dunking Thin enough that you have an excuse to eat them all Taste like absolute heaven when deconstructed

A half empty box of Belgian Milk Chocolate Hazelnut Thins

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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 21/11/2024

If you are going for two bought on the same day. I'll never do better than the day I got both of these.

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Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com · 14/11/2024

My turn to scrape my barrel of Twitter tweets. Yeah, fuck him and his matchstick men. Bit extreme to plaster it on the side of your van and drive it around town but yeah, fuck him.