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EAMUS CATULI

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alice lastnamé @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 13h
i think this needs to be broken up into divisions: - beefcake (the big bois) - boy band (tiger beat looking mfs) - romance novel protagonist (conventionally attractive) - hear me out
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Nicole Haase @nicolehaase.bsky.social · 8h
I know we won't talk about it again, but I want everyone to sit with the idea that Bauers was going to retire from baseball but had to keep playing to make sure his pregnant wife had health insurance.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 15h
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10h
damn that's crazy. did she ask the guy sitting next to her, who's supposed to know how many timeouts they have
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 10h
the world-famous new york yankees have not yet figured this technology
close-up picture of the basket fence lining the wrigley bleachers
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EAMUS CATULI @trollhamels.bsky.social · 9h
That's one way to deflect from a coaching failure #WPlayoffs #WNBA
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Parker @refyousuck.bsky.social · 10h
As a Tempo fan, I will forever be grateful to the Liberty management.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 10h
“Kalshi forecasters are currently trading … “ GTFOOH
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Steph @stephyfbaby.bsky.social · 10h
Word to Sandy Brondelllo 😬
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EAMUS CATULI @trollhamels.bsky.social · 10h
Yes, why is she asking the refs? Is that their cue to award her some late FTAs? 🙃 bsky.app/profile/prlh...
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Mohamed @moesquare.bsky.social · 10h
NGL if the Aces go out sad vs Valkyries, they would've at least provided a public good by not allowing that nasty franchise in Indiana to have an extended playoff run
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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🦋 Phenomenally Autistic 🦋| Ayanna Sanaa Davis @ayannasanaa.bsky.social · 21h
Black Girl Diagnosed is booking guests for 2027! 🩷 We’re looking for Black disabled & neurodivergent advocates, artists, authors, parents, educators, entrepreneurs & anyone with a story to share. No story is too small. Interested? Email Blackgirldiagnosed@gmail.com
A branding photo of phenomenally autistic wearing a hot pink dress holding her arm up the text reads : Black Girl
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 10h
i’m fuckin dying at jose canseco from the top rope
instagram post:  

josecanseco: F you and your birthday
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 11h
Of a piece with the news that elite universities purposefully exclude qualified women both at the admissions level and by facilitating gender terrorism against them once they are admitted, understanding that many will drop out. Rape is punishment for women's ambition. bsky.app/profile/ebha...
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jadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 10h
hell yeah fuck jomboy media
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EAMUS CATULI @trollhamels.bsky.social · 10h
Sandy's staff would've known there was a reset TO available 🤷‍♀️ #WPlayoffs #WNBA
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 15h
more business owners need to be like this
Coldstuff Ice-cream • Follow

I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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EAMUS CATULI @trollhamels.bsky.social · 16h
What does the Pope-roni pizza look like? CLE vs CWS #MLBPlayoffs #MLB
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16h
Guardians going with Daniel Espino in a do-or-die game as their starter rather than spend one penny in free agency. [breathes in deeply] ah, you smell that, cost savings, baby!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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EAMUS CATULI @trollhamels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rot in piss, Dennis Hastert!
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Gojira1000 @gojira1000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dennis Hastert should have died in prison. Like many in his party.
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October the 31st be with you @lapsedcanadian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Warning: This story includes allegations of sexual abuse." THE MAN WENT TO FUCKING JAIL FOR IT. NOTHING IS ALLEGED, ALL IS PROVEN. Jesus fucking Christ with this media.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stop caring more about sexual predators’ wellbeing and happiness and potential more than you care about their victims’
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 05/10/2026
Have I got news for you www.amazon.com/Neoreaction-...
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Richard Cohen @richardcohen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Random stat I just ran into: In terms of rebounds+assists, tonight Kiah Stokes had the most in WNBA playoff history (16) by someone who scored zero points. Had 4 blocks too (which only takes her further clear if you want to make the stat more complicated). #WNBA
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*North, South, and West St. Paul, Minnesota have entered the chat*
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And West Liberty, Iowa is east of North Liberty, Iowa!
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seeing that Sal Frelick is a .230 regular season hitter with only four home runs is just gobsmacking
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EAMUS CATULI @trollhamels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Located in *southwestern* Iowa
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where’s Will Smith when you need him
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a powerful article. Infuriating how every time the trucker was trying to find empathy for Pierre and Haitians in general, his girlfriend and mom kept intervening with some racist logic or conspiracy.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem?
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Andy Famiglietti @afamiglietti.org · 04/10/2026
Adding "wedding chapel for people to marry their AI partners" to my list of dystopian business plans
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
People ask whether these guys are true believers or just massively invested in the hype, and at the point where you are trying to lobby *the pope* to say you are creating the machine god, there is no meaningful distinction.
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alice lastnamé @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
live mas!
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today? _______________________________ 🔹The McRib is back!(Lie) 🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten) 👉The McRib is back!(Seduce) 🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
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Chris Sprigman @cjsprigman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cornell’s new era of transparency should begin with this guy admitting he hit Gaza protestors with his car on purpose and then lied about it. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/n...
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Cornell President Calls Rape Inquiry ‘Defining Moment’ for Campus
Michael I. Kotlikoff said in a video the university would be more transparent, hold Greek groups accountable and improve sexual assault prevention.
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KP @kpkeipea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is a minor point considering, but I just realized the yahoo headline is about criticism during the "post-season" and well, anyone paying attention knows the well-warranted criticism has been going on for *checks 2024 draft date* 2 years #WNBA
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Colin @nderle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Moredòmed
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EAMUS CATULI @trollhamels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ugh, Brewers
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have never heard of any newsrooms with alarming practices like those described in this thread. If you have, I’d like to hear from you. Contact in bio.
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Snap Wilson @snapwilson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking like a terrible first round for Coach of the Year candidates.
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Boogie @boogiefan87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A’ja is halfway through her career and we’re at a point where arguing that someone else is the GOAT is silly. I love Maya too. And A’ja’s the GOAT. It’s really simple. #wnba
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Andy Tulin (Subscribe to The Post Presence version) @andytulin.net · 03/10/2026
Something everyone seems to have missed (unless they read my newsletter) because regular season and playoff records are always separated is that A’ja tied DT for the most overall 30-pt games in league history last night with her 62nd. In 273 fewer games lol
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 03/10/2026
AI has (incorrectly) identified me as the author of a smut book called “My Grumpy Billionaire Secret” and offered to replace my AI audiobooks with new AI audio the future is now
Hi Molly,  My Grumpy Billionaire Secret is on Audible with a virtual voice edition, and that flat read is the first thing a listener hears.  We'd remake it and get it onto 20+ audiobook platforms. Still a synthetic voice, but directed, with pacing and music, so it actually holds attention.  Want the first chapter done free so you can hear it?  Alek
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Mommy, a real person @mommyisaperson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Red tee shirt with the outline of a baseball bat with text that says "Super Hitters" but because of the formatting, it looks like it says "Super Shitters"
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Paulo Motoryn @opaulomm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Estou sendo processado por Flávio Bolsonaro por perguntar se ele deixaria suas filhas sozinhas com seu candidato a vice. paulomotoryn.substack.com/p/flavio-bol...
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Flávio Bolsonaro me processou por causa de uma pergunta
Ação judicial contra mim e o ICL expõe a hipocrisia da extrema direita sobre liberdade de expressão.
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