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Dave Draeger

@davedraeger.bsky.social
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Wishes he could be like David Watts. he/him Minnesota, U.S.A. We’ll host the tribunals.

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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 22h
It’s literally the story.
Baby shoes, never worn. 

They’re cute, size 1, red things with bows. I don’t know where they came from, but neither of our kids ever wore them. Too small, probably.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Elder fella with black-rimmed spectacles, sporting a grey Twins cap with the crossed navy M and StP flags and a red “I Voted” sticker.
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Tanya 🧚‍♀️👑 @faeryqueene73.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Go to therapy already
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SEN. SCHMITT: You deny seeing Bon Jovi at State Farm Arena that night in Atlanta? You just perjured yourself. JACK SMITH: I don’t even like- SEN. KLOBUCHAR: There was a Bon Iver thing that night in Eau Claire. SMITH: That’s right, Amy. I saw you there. KLOBUCHAR: Living room deal. It was nice.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once a senator calls a witness a name, all “decorum” should go right out the window. “We know Missouri is the ‘Show-Me’ state, but we didn’t need to see my dirtbag colleague show his whole ass right there.”
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In this Ohio diner, the Hawks still means Robbie Robertson and Levon Helm. But they do know this: it makes no difference to Senator Eric Schmitt.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caught a little of the hearing. Ranking member: I’d like to give Mr. Smith a chance to reply to the senator’s questions. Shorter Jack Smith: There were some inaccuracies in what Sen. Hawley said, including “and” and “the”.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Twins CEO Tom Pohland.
Fox 9 coverage of the Twins’ postseason presser. Chyron reads: 
Tom Pohland
CEO | Minnesota Twins
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great film. Love the scene where the stuck-up jockey boy who wants to ride him gets chased off as enraged folks swat him with rolled-up copies of Cap’n Billy’s Whiz Bang.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Obligatory National Coffee Day mug shot.
A magenta pottery mug with a white drip effect down from the rim. There’s a white plate on the side with a drawing of a balloon, a muffin, and a unicorn above the words “Peace Coffee”.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026
It continues to be interesting to me just how many men, when presented with a clear and obvious answer to a test of morality and empathy, will nevertheless choose to "devil's advocate" themselves into a position of complete assholery
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw a D&J Glove Repair tee-shirt on the Kiss Cam!
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn. We are literally doing the “Name one park that’s not outta” bit.
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone posting that Justin Verlander video but man I'd be hated if a 7-year-old pulled me out of a game.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since both of the calls the Rangers challenged there were upheld, they should lose their challenge for tomorrow’s game, too.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Film you've watched more than 6 times with a GIF
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Marx Brothers A Night At The Opera Stateroom
Alt: End of Marx Brothers A Night At The Opera Stateroom scene, where Margaret Dumont opens the stateroom door and people tumble out.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Choosing to ignore the apostrophe in “Dick’s” and think of it as a description of that crew below.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Attempting to solve the mystery of whether it split up, capsized, or broke deep and took water?
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve always found it deeply troubling how eager human beings are to tear strangers apart based on ill-informed judgments. I only hope this will get a fraction of the attention the original video did.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Emmanuel Rodriguez makes a fantastic leaping catch and he is fired all the way up, stick around for Funderburke's reaction
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seeing Joe and Chip on the Twins telecast tonight reminded me of this all-timer.
Aaron Gleeman on 11/14/18, quote-tweeting Charley Walters’ “It’s a baby boy, Charles Joseph Mauer, born today to Joe and Maddie. All doing well.”

“Twins need to start planning to tank the 2035 season so they can draft him.”
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The Sword of Domi-cles @doomulux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess You Really CAN See Everything, huh
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 24/09/2026
Court orders aren’t something you “defy,” they’re something you violate
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Drew Carey Show Cast Cheers for Ohio
Alt: Drew Carey Show Cast yelling “Ohio!”
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes, the potential curative capabilities of rocks, a whole box of which would be smarter than this dude.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Duck Duck Gray Duck (repeat)
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA. Earth, Wind and Fire all the Black and Female Generals
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Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please, please, please think of these prediction market companies and these gambling companies as what they are: pushers of an addictive, destructive product they know to be addictive and destructive. Stay far away. Advocate for their demise and the imprisonment of their founders.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When we met, my wife was working at a latchkey center. A couple of brothers would sword fight with cardboard tubes or whatever, calling their “swords” their “hungas”, since that’s how they heard “En garde!” Anyway, who decided the UN General Assembly needed to be called UNGA?
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got new specs over the weekend and the Target Field Celebrity Look-Alikes scoreboard crew ought to start looking up pics of “Dick Van Dyke Show” actor Richard Deacon for Sunday afternoon.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Overnight Meat Heist” is the best compilation to pick up if you want to get into Frank Zappa.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes, you damn well should. That’s what you need to know.
Washington Post notification:
Should you get a covid vaccine this fall? Here’s what to know.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Six-fifty? They clearly don’t shop where Tom Emmer shops.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone is twelve remains undefeated.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*looking under the hood of the government* Well, here's your problem. Someone put a bunch of idiots in here
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is the football team still in it?
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’d prefer to see a massive reduction in This Fucking Guying.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Email from MLB Lineup with the subject line “Should a pitcher win MVP?”
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We talked to a guy who talked to a guy.
The Washington Post notification:  “He interviewed Tom Cruise for GQ. We interviewed him about how it went.”
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My pal Ryan Kreidler would have been less embarrassed if he’d done that instead of getting picked off second with nobody out in the 12th yesterday.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do first amendment rights to free speech cover “b-a-a-ing” at federal agents? (Asking for voters.)
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Black t-shirt that reads, “In the future, everyone will be lead singer of the Drifters for fifteen minutes”.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Backing the chair into the van is not the way you do it.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And just like that…
Out of town scoreboard with the correct matchups.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anthem at the Twins game was played on trombone by a service member. He took it slowly enough that there were a few bits of sad trombone in there and it sure fit with the times.
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Wes Flinn @wesflinn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Vichyssoise Not Was
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Mark Caro @markcaro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Funkadelicatessen
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Teenage Fanclub Sandwich
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Counterpoint: The war criminals who chose to gin up two pointless wars instead of tracking down the actual architects (and funders) of 9/11 and bringing them to justice, built the world we inhabit today.
Washington Post notification:
The architect of 9/11 built the world we inhabit today, columnist Philip Kennicott writes.
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