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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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ghoulzie @gawdz0rz.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
still one of my favorite tweets
Daniel Garcia
@DanielxXxGarcia 

If you ask a white person "how's it going?" And they respond with "it's going" that roughly translates to "contemplating killing myself."

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YurilyArt ユリリ@創作百合 #CommsOpen @yurilyart.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Don't make war, make love. Make yuri.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking somewhere. Though Blue is clearly annoyed by something, he listens calmly as Green talks.
Green: Eventually the other monk spoke: How could you pick her up? You've broken your vow to not touch a woman." And the first one, who had already forgotten the whole thing, replied: "I put her down on the other side of the river. But you still carry her everywhere you go."
Blue: ...Is this about the idiot who honked at me after not using their blinkers?
Green: I forgot.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
thinking about this one again
A liberal is someone who opposes every war except the current war and supports all civil rights movements except the one that’s going on right now
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Clicking like on the comment "They have the chance to do the funniest thing right now" despite having no clue what the funniest thing would be.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
John Booth, a 19-year-old apprentice who joined a Luddite attack on a textile mill in April 1812. He was injured, detained and died after being allegedly tortured to give up the identity of his fellow Luddites.
Booth's last words became a legend: "Can you keep a secret?" he whispered to the local priest, who attested that he could.
The dying Booth replied, "So can I."
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 10/01/2026
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
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Misha (entrepreneurial clown) @mishacopyninja.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You need to be willing to plant trees knowing you will never sit in their shade
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feeb | yuritober!! @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI
recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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Jason Rainville @jasonrainville.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hey folks youve gotta leave Twitter or im judging you
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Triscaleon @triscaleon.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I tried to do the “slide down the bannister” thing kids did in movies. My banister wasn’t slippery so I just fell down to the second story. Landed on my head but somehow broke a thumb. No other concussion or injury. The Gods really do keep an eye out for the stupid.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear.

Text reads:
Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets

With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are.

Big Dweebs

Walking Nutsacks

LOSERS

Turd-eating Bitch Boys

Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times
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CG Stewart 🖋️ 🫜 @nightoffallengods.com · 09/01/2026
After the week I’ve had, this has made me feel so much better. This is what people are supposed to be. This is how we are supposed to be. Why do so many terrible things have to happen when there is so much good like this in the world.
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Sweatpants Cher @housefeminist.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
@ginkgocrownarts
the goal is to be as kindhearted and perverted as possible
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 06/01/2026
cumming inside you and then immediately grabbing my phone and googling "sex finale explained"
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
neither pro-Stancil nor anti-Stancil, but a secret pro-third thing (going outside)
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
You will never be pure enough. You will never be clean enough. A certain kind of person will try to bludgeon you to death with the bar of acceptability regardless of what you make or post. So make or post whatever you want.
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
saw someone do the calculation that putting solar panels on every house in the US would cost roughly $1 trillion, which sounded like a lot, but then I saw that the Department of Defense spent $2.21 trillion in 2025, so
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The horrors endure but so do I but I wish I didn't have to endure quite so many horrors like c'mon already
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/01/2026
we have gone through to a mirror universe where instead of the government not caring about twitter because it isn’t real life, it doesn’t care about real life because it isn’t twitter
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Ethan, Caught on Trailcam @ethan8bit.newgrounds.com · 03/01/2026
I'm not going to let doomerism have a grasp on me. I'm going to keep creating to at least brighten some people's day.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 03/01/2026
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 03/01/2026
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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Gabriel Siqueira @gabrieldread.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Latin American Coups promoted by the United States
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/01/2026
For those earnestly wondering why didn’t anyone in the military say no, why did the soldiers agree to do this, remind yourself of how much money we spend on technology made solely for killing for our military, and then ask what child wouldn’t want an excuse to play with his toys
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Retired Mark @marktheretired.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
"There is a cult of ignorance in the US. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." Isaac Asimov, scientist (1920-1992)
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Bloody Marie "Dollspooker" Dollfucker @dollfucker.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Arc System Works round start quote
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Misha🧡🤍💖 @mishacak3s.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My 2026 resolution
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Mama Raven @ravenemore.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I hope 2026 destroys AI.
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Legolas in a party hat shooting a glass of chmpagne and saying "happy new year, sluts"
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Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we despise ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ ICE & WHITE SUPREMACY ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ AND TRANSPHOBES AND RELIGIOUS PURITANS<3
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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using manespace stud; @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
if I'm reposting random old creations I gotta include this one
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KAMEN RHYDO EVOLTO: 𝐸𝒱𝒪𝐿𝒰𝒯𝐼𝒪𝒩 @dorknessdevil.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results that human element elevates the work
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Garrett Young ✸ doctop @doctop.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
a sign that says “A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HORNY OR SAD THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE AN ARTISTIC DECISION”
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Kate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
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I am as white as a hotel towel, and the closest thing to Mexican I am was a single all inclusive resort stay in Cancun. I put a Mexican flag sticker on my old Tacoma abd was promptly pulled over by ICE in San Antonio. I'm happy to waste their time
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RookaTX
This is the way

Scooby • RookaTX
Their big question was like, "why the sticker" I told them it was on the truck when I bought it-and they suggested I remove it. Obnoxious creatures.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
"Gen Z will decide the next ele-..." No they will not, shut up. Gen-Z is SMALLER than Millennials and only about 57% of them are old enough to vote P.S. "Gen-Z males" didn't win it for Trump last time, either. Your dipsh-- son being a groyper is STILL your fault, but he's not history's tragedy yet
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
I do understand: you want permission. There's a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don't look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn't notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don't need me to believe it's useful, you just want me to be polite about it.

But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 27/12/2025
Tumblr post by and-fishing-equipment reading

"in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

- Is it SINCERE
- is it CATHARTIC
- was it FUN TO MAKE
- is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly"
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