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ComputerHusband

@computerhusband.bsky.social
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40s, laboratory gremlin, mahjongposter, desert dweller. (He/Him). Sometimes, there is porn. Married to @ferrovore.bsky.social

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maud @peloriemate.net · 36m
i wonder what happened in america in 2001 that made him mad
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 6h
オーカミ
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Mia Serena Official @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 9h
deathgenerator.com#mgs
Solid Snake asking Colonel Campbell "Dick? You mean like, penis?"
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 20h
I need to hear the Rat King from Deadlock yelling about Da Mets
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I forgot about this business sphinx from Undertale until they showed up in a video I was watching -- good job, business sphinx!
Undertale - MTT Hotel - the MC is talking with a white sphinx in glasses and red heels.
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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Aliquem | Rizumu @aliquem.vrc.dj · 28/09/2026
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President Shinra gets hit by a truck
ALT: President Shinra gets hit by a truck
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many people are brave enough to put breasts and ass on their reptile women. Tezuka was brave enough to put em on a whole ass snake, making him braver than all of the troops.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/09/2026
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love wasting 45 minutes of real active time trying to log into a moribund piece of proprietary software at work because someone up the chain broke it, and the arcane order of signing out, restarting, signing in, force-quitting, and so on defies documentation and changes on the phase of the moon.
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diva of dispair!! 🍉 @morrikyu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CHAT I MADE AN INSANE DISCOVERY THE GUY WHO WROTE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ALSO WROTE THE SONG PLAYED IN THE DARKSTALKERS OVA ENDING
sadie's insane text messages on discord read:
CHAT, I'VE MADE AN INSANE FUCKING DISCOVERY.
I'M REWARCHING THR DARKSTALKERS OVA.
...which is peak by the way
AND THE END CREDITS COME UP, AS USUAL
[a link to "the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa on youtube]
"the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa
it's a rock song to be paired with the darkstalkers characters plastered on guitars because it's fucking cool, not terribly deep. cool rock song, cool visuals, all it wanted to be.
BUT EIKICHI YAZAWA DIDN'T WRITE THE SONG on his ownandrew gold helped. (photo credit of the writerz being listed on genius)
and do you know what fucking song he wrote a year before in 1996?
[insert a link to "spooky scary skeletons" by andrew gold on youtube]
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ratboy dipshit @thesewer.live · 26/09/2026
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Developed this idea further when we got 'trapped' at a restaurant because a server straight up forgot us, and the idea of having a secondary sona that's just straight up a Looney Tunes Adult Set Of Legs to handle the concept of "why is there just a dog existing in a world"
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cinemax presents: Kit and Kay Boodle Reloaded
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[to the tune of the muppet show] It's time for big ole titties, it's time for cock and balls
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 09/08/2026
Nvm just a hoginous pig (See its noise)
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They should give Penny the rights to popples (gone sexual) but the courts are cowards
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've tried and failed to have representative fursonas in the past. Like I love my characters but they're not me. Today: . o O ( what if I was just a straight up dog, what if I were a samoyed)
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paper beetles OUT NOW! @sneepsnorp3d.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they're going to their first-ever birthday party tomorrow :)
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me feeling my phone rumble with a notification but seeing absolutely no new activity anywhere: Well fuck you too, buddy
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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pdf reader @greatgrebe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pikmin temptation and pikmin sin
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mo 🐀 @ranyart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A friend just let me know that not only is my birthday earth wind and fire day, it's also DEVIL'S NUTTING DAY
Screenshot of a search result woth a photo of a basket of what I think are hazelnuts and the text "the 21st of Sept is devil's nutting day. It was traditionally the day during autumn but harvesting season that you did not want to go nutting, aka nut picking, because the devil would be out in the woods doing the same that day."
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JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 21/09/2026
just saw that poll some people were reposting bout people's feelings of trump leaving office. y'all weren't kidding this is some wild stuff
Reason	Positive	Negative	Net sentiment
To "safeguard the Constitution", a group of U.S. military leaders have removed President Donald Trump from power and assumed control of the United States.	59%	28%	31%
Donald Trump is visited by the ghosts of America past, present and future, and steps down as part of his resolve to "keep america in his heart"	70%	22%	77%
Someone steps on a mouse at a rally, setting off a rube-goldberg series of improbable events that end with the President being crushed flat by a giant rock.	89%	4.3325%	69%
The President pilots a giant mech in a "world tournament" of mechs, but is defeated in combat by Alexander Stubb, leading to his death and America being owned by Finland.	50%	50%	45%
After a series of deaths starting with the president but spreading to most of congress, America is found to be in "some sort of death note scenario".	84%	7%	77%
President Donald Trump died overnight in his sleep. New President J.D. Vance begins acting more and more "trump-like", until eventually a team of cool teenage exorcists are called in to put the ghost of the president to rest, once and for all	86%	10%	80%
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Xaviera 🌈🩷💜💙 @xaviera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When the artist uses your piece for advertising and you reshare
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a fever you have to be nice to me
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if you speedrun to the final dungeon in under 10 hours, Mifty congratulates you for being sooooo speedy and starts doing her famous Mifty Dance for a completely RNG amount of time between 20 seconds and 45 minutes
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
GUN A THON starting in 2 hours at twitch.tv/tietuesday so many games, so many trigger pulls, pray for me fingies
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TieTuesday - Twitch
STREAMER FACTS:COOL GUYMADE A JOKE ABOUT A BED PEOPLE LIKED A LOTSPEEDRUNS SONIC 06DRANK A BOTTLE OF HOT SAUCE AT AN ESPORTS CONVENTIONFIGHTING GAMES ARE ALSO COOL — TieTuesday streams live on Twitch!...
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Make a horrible gameshow: Win Ben Stein's Cummies
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crass @crasspants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Never give up hope, I just got rejected for a job I applied for almost 7 years ago.
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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The Priestwife @priestwife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Four years, 276 pages, and hundreds of working hours later, they're still at it. It's a great day to read priestwife.neocities.org if you haven't!
A digital illustration of the lead characters from The Priestwife webcomic, captured in an enthusiastic kiss with the words "Happy 4 Years" written above them. The Priestwife is cradling the High Priest's head while the latter has his arms around the former's neck while kicking up one foot to reveal his slippers and a single anklet that matches his bracelets.
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confettie! @spacebeer.net · 17/09/2026
might be the funniest game possible to have a parry
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Tokamak Reactor Memorial @fineursine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Real sugar Baja Blast could heal America.
Reddit photo of Baja Blast in glass bottles with real sugar. Ambrosia, surely.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Back when the internet was so many sites, I remember downloading so many different applications from TuDragons, an AD&D focused TuCows-style site for various generative tools that did all of the random chart stuff and consolidated it for you. City Generation, trials, treasure... I never played AD&D
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I feel that between Ruto, Mipha, and the Wind Fish, Link is legally allowed to wear a "Women Want Me, Fish Want Me" heroes cap
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mellodillo @mellodillo.com · 13/09/2026
my friends and i were playing mario kart and doing dumb voices again
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
no one is ever going to draw a better picture than this for the rest of our species existence
the original aisha from neopets
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Played the Travelling at Night demo by Weather Factory and enjoyed it as my first Secret Histories type game. Atmosphere and art design and music were very nice and left me wanting more. Learning game lore rewards you mechanically but they DO trap you in a VERY deep wiki dive VERY early on
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I implore you to look at my lizard's titties. Thank you, Ferro! #NSFW #Airi
A digital sketch of Airi Ixo, lizard woman, with exposed breasts. Her nipples are very large.
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I implore you to look at my lizard's titties. Thank you, Ferro! #NSFW #Airi
A digital sketch of Airi Ixo, lizard woman, with exposed breasts. Her nipples are very large.
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On this day of remembrance, it's always a good time to remember that the Neopets website had its weekly art contest running back then (which, back then, was more of a children making crude MS paint edits of their pets contest), and that the entries from that time are still archived to this day.
in_memory_of_911, a starry shoyru crying next to an angelpuss, a crying eagle, and american flag.
"words wont bring you back I've tried
Tears wont bring u back I've cried"an extremely crunchy red skeith covered in camo military gear named terrorist_fighter, backed by american flags in front of the twin towers"Me and my pet are: PROUD TO BE AMERICAN" (image of a vintage 90s internet doll and a green techo)"God bless America (extremely crunchy red Kiko with horrible transparency issues over an American flag)"
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martin pichlmair @martinpi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The original Mahjong Solitaire (Brodie Lockard, 1981) on the PLATO looked glorious. Also clever to show stack height with outline width.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bought this sign a few years later at the going out of business sale of a locally owned restaurant in, I think, North Haven CT.
metal sign with stick-on lettering reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE/"GOD BLESS AMERICA"
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Take a moment to enjoy a cool, refreshing glass of...
A crt TV screen photo of Bulk Slash with a polygonal city and a rooftop sign advertising Bapsi with a Pepsi alike logo
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
These were the only POGs I owned as a kid and when I tell you id give anything to still have them
OJ Simpson trial POGS from mad magazine
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