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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 02/10/2026

i for one am very excited that the red sox made the playoffs and are guaranteed to go undefeated in october

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 30/09/2026

my old self isn't dead, he's just at a farm upstate where he has room to run around and play all day

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 29/09/2026

maybe my parents punishing me as a kid when i got too anxious and overwhelmed to function was just them misunderstanding the concept of keeping me grounded

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 25/09/2026

if you eat an apple you aren't allowed to have dr pepper for 24 hours

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 24/09/2026

ok which one of you bitches lives along my commute to work

a banner on a balcony railing with the image of an anime girl and the text "BOYS MAKE THE BEST GIRLS" in blue and pink

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/09/2026

yall know "ok enjoy the camps i guess" doesn't work as a rhetorical device when both sides are advocating putting us in camps right

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/09/2026

yall know "ok enjoy the camps i guess" doesn't work as a rhetorical device when both sides are advocating putting us in camps right

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/09/2026

please, mrs. o'scope is my mother, you can just call me whore

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/09/2026

every single person on this website had "will stancil succumbs to ai psychosis" on their bingo cards

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Didn’t we just get mad at Sydney Sweeney for using her huge tits to promote football? Smdh

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 15/09/2026

very funny that boomers want everyone to use advanced ai tools in the workplace when they still can't even figure out how to share their screens on zoom

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 14/09/2026

> helipad-cum-cocktail patio seeking six girls who identify as attack helicopters to help me make a video real quick

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 14/09/2026

boss just reply-all'd opposing counsel on an internal strategy email, monday sure is mondaying already

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/09/2026

feels like perfecting service on all defendants may be a challenge here

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/09/2026

can't believe so many people have already forgot about dre

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 11/09/2026

what if it happens today? ✨

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/09/2026

make a band edible: Meatallica

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 26/10/2023

if you think about it 9/11 was really just doing bottom surgery for Manhattan

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/09/2026

not the point but good lord someone needs to tell him to unbutton his jacket while sitting, that button is going to take someone's eye out when it pops off

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I hope this Ishmael finds you whale

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 10/09/2026

make sure to leave some war crimes out for george w bush when he crashes into your chimney tonight

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 10/09/2026

man, doubs looks so devastated i almost feel bad for him. almost.

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 09/09/2026

like a good asian mother, i just scolded my right boob for not developing as fast as my left

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 09/09/2026

actually we should be pushing for workers to own the medians of production

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/09/2026

remember when everyone thought paul was just a fun chill dude to banter with? those sure were the days

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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"A surgeon got conned by an AI chatbot" is actually pretty believable if you have ever at all talked to a surgeon

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/09/2026

it's important to get enough moral fiber each day so your moral poops stay nice and regular

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/09/2026

a statute requiring a showing of public impact implies that there is in fact kink at pride

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/09/2026

the best part of long weekends is that the stimulants hit that much harder after an extra day off

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Its almost jean jacket season. The jean jacket is a unifying force. It brings us together. The workin man, the rockers, the punks, the girlies, the baddies, and lets not forget, good old fashioned sluts god bless em

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/09/2026

the crime is specifically called arSON, therefore only men can be charged with it

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/09/2026

transmascs waiting for their packer to get delivered:

the meme with snow white pressed up against a window with the text "Pakidge"

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Reminder if you are not sapphic do not say all your base are belong to us

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 07/09/2026

wait when did they rename lube

a large bottle of an orangish fluid labeled LouAna Premium Buttery Topping Oil

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 07/09/2026

I found the best book: a 1963 dictionary of Italian hand gestures

Supplemento al dizionario italiano, by Bruno Munari, a white paperback with a photo of a hand giving the classic Italian finger-purse “Che vuoi” hand gesture

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026

Americans Take Day Off From Looking For Work theonion.com/americans-take-day-off…

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

gifted kid burnout as a concept is panphobic, homophobic, and narcissist.

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Air to Ground Message: YEAH I GUESS A KID PUKED ON A CAT AND ITS A MESS BACK THERE. YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP Area: Louisville, KY, USA A: #a236c6ce84d F: #ffb6c6aa8cf

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 05/09/2026

lady in the streets slut in the skeets

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 05/09/2026

jet fuel can't melt a girlfriend's icy feet in bed

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I want to make sure everyone in the city is aware that SUNY Downstate operates a large and extremely skilled LGBTQ and gender affirming care clinic, and we have repeatedly reiterated our intention to go to jail before we stop.

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 04/09/2026

yeah i'm influential, if by 'fluential' you mean 'your mom'

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 04/09/2026

excited for english speakers in 100 years when the suffix -ussy just refers to any hole and the original etymology is long forgotten

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