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i live inside your phone and feed off the lint that gets stuck in the charging port

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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 5h
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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cryptic 🔄 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ARTHUR'S ABSOLUTELY FUN DAY! MAGNIN & ASSOCIATES 2000 (Captured on Game Boy Color)
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ALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 23h
dude, does anyone else remember when he said this!!!!!!!!!! #epic #leftism #juchethought
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From Mickey Mouse: 90th Anniversary Collection: The Return of the Phantom Blot

Mickey is stepping back away from a car, holding a piece of paper, when someone yells at him off-panel. The shout surprises him so much, his hat pops off.

Mickey: WHAT?

Off-Panel Person: Mind your own business, Mickey Mouse!
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“AI can make background graphics” could an AI make THIS?
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well well, if it isn't Simple 2000 Series Vol. 69: The Blowjob Brothers.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Dorian @doriandotexe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bisexuality visibility day!
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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goba (ACT 2 out NOW!) @gobadev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
REAL WEB LEGENDS: Carter's Quest Act 2 is NOW AVAILABLE!! My solo action-adventure game inspired by Zelda, DMC, and Bayonetta just got bigger. A FREE update to Carter's Quest, adding a whole new chapter to the story, massive graphical updates, and more. Available on Steam now!
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Erin Casali @folletto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The state of engineering these days.
WanderWatterson:
you're now just a condom between claude and your production server getting fucked
Screenshot is taken from Reddit.
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 22/09/2026
Halo Developer Gets Promoted And Laid Off In The Same Week:
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Halo Developer Gets Promoted And Laid Off In The Same Week
Xbox laid off many devs at Halo Studios as the Halo franchise moves under Activision
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
its only AAA if you have to fire the entire staff the moment it releases otherwise its just sparkling screaming
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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Maddy Thorson @maddymakesgames.com · 22/09/2026
we are in the reaping phase of the industry gorging itself on dark design patterns
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reminder that the only reason they pretended to care about capping prices was they got their market cap wrecked by a shitpost. Fuck these death profiteers.
The fake Eli Lily tweet from the great $8 blue check era of 2022. Tweet reads, "we are excited to announce insulin is now free"
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
is there anyone in game dev that worked harder to wreck their own reputation than jonathan blow
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Ash @fishyash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2...
If it doesn’t charge users and, so far, doesn’t serve them any ads, how does Duolingo make money? It tricks you into working as an unpaid translation service. At the end of some lessons, Duolingo will ask you if you want to practice by translating a real-world document. Which will turn out to be, say, a BuzzFeed article. By melding together enough stabs at this task from high-level Duolingo users, the app can render a surprisingly accurate translation. Which is worth good money. So far, Duolingo has contracts with BuzzFeed and CNN to translate stories from English into languages such as Spanish, French, and Portuguese. This service is already earning Duolingo hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, but von Ahn predicts he will be adding a raft of new clients soon. “The language translations market is huge,” he says. “It’s a $30 billion per year market.”
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EbolaGranola @ebolagranola.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
was watching a vhs recording of star wars episode 1 in a vc and since it was fox in 2004 it had an ad for a terrible reality show that's basically the bachelorette except there were gay men among us impostors. it had a fucking gaydar clip and we all burst out laughing it was just so insane
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Controversy” isn’t casting a talented performer and making shitty people angry because they have nothing better to cry about, fuck off.
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.
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Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records
Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...
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Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a canary resuscitator, which miners would use to revive canaries that had passed out from toxic gas, because ideally not only do you care, you don't even leave the bird behind. just a little mining history and not at all a furious scream
A canary in a sealed box attached to an oxygen tank
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A Low Poly Robot @lowpolyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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A Low Poly Robot @lowpolyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Chris Palmer @fugueish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In 2004 I saw Yudkowsky give a talk in which he said that when we upload our brains into the cloud and enter machine heaven, we will be able to taste the tastiest possible potato chip. That was his positive vision of the Singularity. I know it sounds made up, but he did say it.
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time I ask or Google something and they try to answer with AI this flashes in my mind
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 19/09/2026
I'm just not interested in lectures about offhand remarks by a streamer from a political faction which venerated Kissinger to the bitter end and is currently either unwilling or unable to excise Anthony Blinken, Brett McGurk and Jake Sullivan even as evidence mounts that they facilitated a genocide.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 19/09/2026
In 2019, Ilhan Omar questioned Elliott Abrams at a House Foreign Affairs subcommittee on his role in the El Mozote Massacre and other atrocities in the Salvadoran Civil War. He affirmed his belief that his work in Latin America was a ‘fabulous achievement’. Media discussed whether Omar was rude.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imperium, screenshot, dos (1990) www.mobygames.com/game/3786/im...
a decomposing skeleton corpse (still some hair on head) in a white robe, sitting on a stone throne between two pillars.
on a marble rectangle, font below reads:
your body can take no 
more    you die of old age
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
one common thread (among the horrifying many) between the numerous ICE shootings/murders is that no first aid was administered to the victim. armed combatants of the government shot to kill, and if they didn’t kill right away, they gave time for it to happen anyway. it is absolutely grotesque.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 26/03/2026
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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That was interesting. Thanks!
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 21/09/2026
hey girls, remember:
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the sims: bustin' out, screenshot, n-gage (2004) www.mobygames.com/game/11215/t...
facial profile of a red/orange headed dude (named duane doldrum at the top of the screen) on the right, speech box on the left:
hey, i'm duane
doldrum. someday i'm
going to be the most
famous sim in the 
world... just as soon as
i figure out how and
why.

(text box below):
hi! my name is virgil.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
according to the article, it took hours after the personal intervention of the mayor for his family to even get basic information about him. that information included that he had been transferred to ICE custody hours after being shot. no amnesty
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
friend told me a story about her dad’s college music class where they wrote different examples of classical compositions John Williams ripped off and John Williams showed up for a masterclass one day, saw it, went over to the blackboard and started adding more examples
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
Blanket response to replies from cis people telling me Dem politicians actually support trans people
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I don't want to be rude to you but we simply do not live in the same world.
5:35 PM • Sep 20, 2026
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the far more substantive “product” of AI. Big Data and IoT efficiencies to either maximise revenues or minimise costs. It’s why it’s so funny to hear some LLM shmuck talk about “computer ALIVE”
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21/09/2026
this is sincerely better data than whatever the democrats are using
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siobhan mcdonough @siobhan-m.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
for those who aren’t familiar—the NAACP’s solidarity with trans people and willingness to recognize “similarities between exclusions of transgender kids and racial segregation” is something i find genuinely moving
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 20/09/2026
its great because they apparently need total adherence to dogmatic message discipline from garfieldfucker420 who has a trans flag in her display name but get really mad if she tells them they should have done something else then
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