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Rycar's just this guy, you know? He/Him

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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 1h
Look, I know that typo is egregious, but can we talk about this signature for a second...
Close up of Greg Brockman, President of OpenAI's signature.

It consists of a very hastily scribbled, lowercase "g d b" of wildly varying sizes/thicknesses.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 1h
There will be no fatties in Pete Hegseth's military even if he has to personally see to each and every soldier's individual malnourishment himself.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 2h
static.klipy.com
Brandon Lay Pushes Dirt with Bulldozer
Alt: Brandon Lay Pushes Dirt with Bulldozer
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 2h
Our societal acceptance of sexual assault and rape is particularly pronounced in what we consider adequate consequences for same. Victims need to wrestle with the reality of whether to start over elsewhere, while perpetrators can be indignant about not being handed a supreme court appointment.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe time for those who don't experience this directly to return to this thread (which I posted when PTSD was being weaponized to relieve Graham Platner of responsibility for his actions).
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 8h
aaaigh
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coconut Monkey is back, and he's teaming up with sheep dot exe to buy five pallets of q-tips with your credit card.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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WA Whistles @wawhistles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The ICE shadow surge continues. Last week at least 110 Washingtonians were abducted. That’s 15 people per day ripped from their homes and communities. If you see ICE/CBP, please report it to iceout.org. Also on Iceout.org — you can set custom alerts to get notified when ICE is reported nearby.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FAFO curve undefeated. Thank goodness there are students around to shame the so-called adults into doing some semblance of their fucking jobs.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay, this one is arguably weirder than the TMNT x Sanrio one they did a while back...
Spongebob Squarepants x One Piece mash up. I won't attempt to describe it all, but squidward is Sanji, and his wig is killing me.Spongebob Squarepants x One Piece mash up. I won't attempt to describe it all, but Patric is Zorro with three butterfly nets. Do with that what you will.
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Olraca @olraca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If only there was some undeveloped land in North Seattle located near mass transit that could support building affordable housing. Anyway vote for Nilu Jenks.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought I knew what cringe was What did I know? Six figs on a shoddy fash car, But he bought a sticker, so...
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"From a single drop of blood, I can tell you why your child loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch."
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It may not be a good idea to spend 2 billion dollars to have two writer/directors fail to "yes, and" each other.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Somewhere, and antique clock chimes. That clock never chimes! Werner has already booked a flight.
Werner Herzog, looking somewhere between stoned and bemused.

It is literally impossible to find him with any other expression.

Like, I wanted to do a Godfather Part III "they pull me back in" bit, but I challenge you to find a picture of Werner looking angry or put upon.

"Stoic" is the best you're gonna get!
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Solid Bisexual Visibility Day post from InfoWars" is a sentence I get to think now. What a time to be alive.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
this is some quality method acting
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fair enough.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reminder that the only reason they pretended to care about capping prices was they got their market cap wrecked by a shitpost. Fuck these death profiteers.
The fake Eli Lily tweet from the great $8 blue check era of 2022. Tweet reads, "we are excited to announce insulin is now free"
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bedbugs hardly ever win Pulitzers anymore, and i just think that's a sad example of what DEI has done to us.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
👍🏻 Minimum Derek 👍🏻
Jason Mantzoukus as Derek in The Good Place. He's saying "maximum Derek" but i've flipped it, you see. I am very clever.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of the things I find endlessly endearing about Hackers is how it blends legitimate hacking culture (social engineering, phone phreaking, et al) with absolute batshit nonsense. That said, obelisk cities as a file system is infinitely better than any snow crash/RP1 metaverse, fight me.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lemme tell you about the client I had that had me set up a super convoluted private network and firewall setup... ...and then asked me to open port 21 on the bastion so he could FTP in.
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
ffff
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 16/09/2026
literal lol
FLOCK camera's API key is indexed and searchable by google
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who else put down a Polymarket bet on “Erick Erickson and Jamelle Bouie offer the same interpretation of the GOP on the same day “?
By Jamelle Bouie
Opinion Columnist
The Republican Party has a neo-Nazi problem.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lmao
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"When one of us claims that there is no such thing as the Money River I think to myself, ‘My gosh, but that’s a dishonest and tasteless thing to say.'" - Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have not decided if using ICIMS's resume importer is easier or harder than just typing my employment history out by hand. Easily the worst portal of the bunch. :-P
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was gonna make a comment about how even his "gay rights but also no homo" song had its heart in the right place, but honestly, looking at the lyrics again, even Same Love is way better than my internet-poisoned memory of it. Mostly just "being an ally isn't that hard, y'all", which seems fine.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Oh, so SUDDENLY bear fucking isn't good law enforcement procedure. I guess I'M the asshole."
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Bear Fucker
Alt: Officer Rabbit's Bear Fucker costume from Super Troopers.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word
Alt: Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Holy shit, this fuckin' guy is still at it. Most famous dude I went to school with, and all for terrible reasons. Last time I checked in, he was promoting his book about cyberdragons in the wake of getting a slew of comically racist articles in a SF weekly. But damn, that was near 20 years ago.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SPS Superintendent Ben Shuldiner's edible has kicked in, and you know what that means: A meandering email full of word salad! Hurray! Today's installment opens strong. Five paragraphs of back-to-school fluff, followed by a giant photograph, ensuring nothing of substance shows up above the fold.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Can I do screen time?" "No bud. We're done with screens for the night." "What?!" "I said we're do-" "You went over my helmet?!"
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bland-y Rooney
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
psa
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As someone who's worked in and around ops for decades... This is absolutely the case. As with everything, speed and scale exacerbates this without proper guardrails.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Link shorteners were better than QR Codes send skeet.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Order up on table number six!"
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not smugly chomping on cigars now are ya, asshole?
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ugh. The private equity pox comes to Mox
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pratchett jacket quotes never cease to amuse. Such a wholesome quote from my favorite cantankerous old bastard. Love ya, Harlan.
Quote from inside the paperback for Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett:  

"Terry Pratchett is more than a magician. He is the kindest, most fascinating teacher you ever had."
-Harlan Ellison
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Goddamn. Pulled up a Matty Conrad video to learn me some beard trimming, and 3/4 of the way through, dude pulls a pervert glasses jump scare. "You might notice it's harder to see from this angle, but if I switch to my new Meta glasses..." Buy a $10 ring light, my dude.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 09/09/2026
Yes but
the dunkin logo generator with 'hey dol, merry dol, ring a dong dillo,' tom bombadil's song from lotr
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
😮‍💨 Didn't get the gig. It's encouraging at least that everyone agreed I gave a great presentation, and showed good command of the subject matter, but my lack of hands-on AI work was a dealbreaker. Sigh.
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Rycar @rycar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Seriously. It's not like Mamdani decided to put the Office of Emergency Management in the WTC towers over the objections of his staff, given the likelihood of its being an appealing target. Whatever mayor did that might not want to attend, but that's just me.
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