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hog slonker

@trashcan.dog
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i live inside your phone and feed off the lint that gets stuck in the charging port

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hog slonker @trashcan.dog · 10/09/2026
wow there's some pretty impressive stuff on sale here
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hog slonker @trashcan.dog · 05/09/2026
lol
cee @cee.wtf • 18h
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
[shot of video of viral bsky mob app]

cee @cee.wtf • 7h
Ugggghhh I think I'm going to upgrade my ChatGPT sub I'm fully in the throes of ai hypnosis
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hog slonker @trashcan.dog · 04/09/2026
i have an weirdly similar bg (raised in southern VT by Colonia NJ dad and Long Island mom) but it tried to tell me i'm from delaware. deeply offended tbh
What gave you away
Answers that point most strongly to Delaware
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hog slonker @trashcan.dog · 22/07/2026
i am choosing to hold onto hope
post by @postoctobrist: the arc of American history is long but it bends, confusingly, towards Donald Trump getting shot and killed for being a pedophile by a guy who voted for him to stop the pedophiles and who is, himself, a pedophile
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hog slonker @trashcan.dog · 19/07/2026
meme where the guy is turning the calendar to 1984 while his wife reads the above post from her phone
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