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Sir, back up, I really appreciate you, thank you so so so much [airhorns] he/him

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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 1h
amusement guy dot com at 765-469-5077 is selling a golden tee on eBay or you can just call him. I don’t have the money otherwise it would be mine already
amusementguy.com at 765-469-5077 selling a standalone Golden Tee arcade lectern with a pedestal LCD screen arcade golf game
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 1h
they tell people that so as not to upset shareholders but its actually oral boros
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 2h
nice to have something i can be unequivocally positive about over six entire seasons! it's so consistently better than almost everything else
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 2h
The very first scene in The Americans is set to Fleetwood Mac's Tusk, and watching it I was convinced a particular character was going to die, and then they didn't and I was confused Anyway I'm now watching S03 E07, which features a very similar character, and The Chain has just started up 💀
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 4h
2026 reboot of Brewster's Millions which is 14 seconds long
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 4h
the thing is though, pets dot com was selling chewtoys and litter. an untried market. people were learning these chuds were flogging pornbots, how do you lose money selling smut online, fucking brewster's millions ass shit
The company said that in 2024, the company spent $13.8 million per month on
Al compute; in 2025, it spent $10 million per month on Al compute. The
company'’s subscription revenue peaked at $2.8 million per month, but at times
was less than $1 million per month. Its revenue from all sources, including ads,
has peaked at $5.3 million per month.
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 4h
yeah i get on fine with my family thanks, sounds like a skill issue
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 4h
hmm, so you're saying that when a company loses money every time it makes a sale, that's bad, right? in the long term
Despite its success in building brand recognition, it was uncertain whether a substantial market
niche existed for Pets.com.??] No independent market research preceded the launch of
Pets.com.l??] During its first fiscal year (February to September 1999), Pets.com earned
$619,000 in revenue, and spent $11.8 million on advertising.??! Pets.com lacked a workable
business plan and lost money on nearly every sale because, even before the cost of advertising,
it was selling merchandise for approximately one-third the price it paid to obtain the products.
[22] pets.com tried to build a customer base by offering discounts and free shipping, but it was
impossible to turn a profit while absorbing the costs of shipping for heavy bags of cat litter and
cans of pet food within a business field whose conventional profit margins are only two to four
percent.[??123] The company hoped to shift customers into higher-margin purchases, but
customer purchasing patterns failed to change and during its second fiscal year the company
continued to sell merchandise for approximately 27% less than cost, so the dramatic rise in
sales during Pets.com's second fiscal year only hastened the firm's demise.[??]
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 4h
just remembered pets.com
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 4h
New: I pulled the Character ai bankruptcy documents. They show: - They were spending $14 million/month on compute alone at a time their revenue was around ~$1 million/month - Currently losing $9 million a month - They admitted they enshittified & that it didnt work www.404media.co/character-ai...
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Character.ai's Bankruptcy Documents Show the Economics of AI Don't Work
Character.ai enshittified its product but was still burning tons of cash, its bankruptcy documents say.
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 4h
all this while they're about to get overtaken in the polls by kemi badenoch lmao
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 4h
labour holdouts emerging from their hedges to insist they're actually totally unbothered by zack polanski, who must resign immediately because he's ineffective at holding labour to account, something they're very keen on
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 4h
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die
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 4h
being antisemitic on bluesky?
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SHE'S A DOCTOR, HOW DARE THEY
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CRAAAAAAAIG 🎃💀👻 @craiging619.bsky.social · 5h
Chelsea’s Erin Cuthbert marches up the stairs and sits down with a banana, saying, “they just asked for my accreditation.” Cole Palmer doesn’t have to put up with this. #SCOCZE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (it’s *freezing* btw.🥶)
Erin Cuthbert sits with a banana.
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h
are you still here
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h
i am weird in so many discrete ways, pls be more specific
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h
oh this is gonna win
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h
counterpoint: labour are disgusting
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h
"In history" the party's only been around 36 years mate, talk about a low bar Lucas is a relic who needs to accept her time is over
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h
The Independent, folks
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Alien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 15h
Join me in the Old Computer Repair Shop at 19.00 CEST at twitch.tv/alienbob and/or youtube.com/alienboblives as I take this beautiful Pentium III and inspect it, clean it up, and figure out how hard it'll be to fix up!
Picture of a 90s Packard Bell iConnect beige computer case with a blue frosted plastic window on the front.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 11h
it’s just great marketing
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy in t-shirt is sitting at a desk being interviewed. He says “AI is going to kill us all”

Panel 2:
Interviewer looking directly into camera, says “Well, we’ve heard from the anti-Ai guy. Now let’s hear from the CEO of AI

Panel 3:
Wide shot revealing the second interviewee looking slightly confused. He says “I’m the Anti-AI guy”
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 9h
very much a netwon/liebniz situation, sir! I had this idea independently, i concede you were first pigeonsmanager.com
pigeonsmanager.com
Pigeons Manager | Free racing pigeons online game
Pigeons Manager - free racing pigeons online game
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 9h
big fan of steam release bot, really giving me the inspiration i need to build that pigeon racing management sim
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 9h
roguefort
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ecco @daiwascarlet.horse · 12h
hey I know shit's been hard lately but consider: you outlived the dilbert guy, that's pretty cool
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 10h
this is incredibly funny, an s-tier example of libertarian billionaire brain
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no one wants to live here
YouTube video by 2 Danny 2 Furious
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Dominic Casey 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @thekingdommy.bsky.social · 12h
BradFord upon Avon
Pitt and Ford hovering above Avon out of Blake's 7.
One for the teenagers there
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 11h
perhaps the discrepancy between his [the most irritating nasal american voice you ever heard] GOAL INVOLVEMENTS and his career honours is meaningless, idk i guess it depends on what you want from a footballer isn't it
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 11h
"AC Milan's top scorer in all competitions last season" yes. yes he does do well on individual stat metrics, doesn't he, although in the only major title he's ever won (the fucking champions league) he only made four appearances closest thing he has to a domestic title is the supercoppa italia
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 11h
a lengthy "It's far too soon to write Pulisic off" article in the Guardian, buddy I had that fraud bagged and tagged in 2019
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 12h
having lived in both London and not-London i can confirm that where you live has very little to do with how likely you are to post annoying shit on social media
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 13h
Making a t-shirt that spells out "Protect the Dolls" but entirely in poppies
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i don't wear a watch, cos i hate the swiss, fuck Big Watch
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 12h
that "most popular Countries" list which only has 60 names on it and that includes the EU and UN, and it also has fucking Switzerland as the most popular country on Earth. SWITZERLAND I don't care if the foot of the table looks accurate, we are not glazing the swiss, not on my watch
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i dont' care they should have spelled it that way
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LabBradFord
The same picture of Brad (Pitt) and (Harry) Ford but they have now been joined by Neil Kinnock (Lab)
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booo! make them suffer!
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 13h
as someone who can't sing for shit, i always enjoy Ding Dong Merrily On High, a great leveller. yeah we all struggling now, huh
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uh, no alt text: "A screenshot of the Guardian's comment section with a boring article about Burnham illustrated with some deliberately bad photoshop of Burnham hiding behind sandbags wearing an oversized wonky tin hat"
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 17h
there's a new stop on the Guardian's confused stagger between "normal photograph" and "deeply weird cartoon by Matt's daughter" introducing the "we're asking columnists to provide their own memes" era
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 17h
all my girlfriends, gone
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it's weird cos we've been "repairing" for almost 20 years now, just how long is this course exactly
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20h
Palmer Luckey pauses in the middle of a sentence and begins gagging, retching, falls to the ground spasming as an entire 1990's ska band crawls wetly out of his distended mouth With one last bass BLURMPH the sousaphone's bell pops out and the ska band looks back and forth at each other in shock
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also the fact that it's linked to two of the greediest DLC pimping slags on earth is discouraging
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Rimworld = Dwarf Fortress for redditors CK3 = CK2 for people who hate fun and money
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jokes on you steam i actually hate both these games? fuck your algo
screenshot of my steam info telling me "+ Similar to games you've played:
RIMWORLD
+
CRUSADER KINGS 3

 Players like you love this game."

with the number of hours I've played both of these blurred out, for modesty
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