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Techno Maus

@mousedib.bsky.social
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 1h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 32m
To go to prison?
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 46m
I'm back now but I'm keeping this new pfp for the time being because I think they look pretty rad
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 5h
Low res pic of a dog with a woman's eye and very raised eyebrow edited on top of one of its eyes. There are also two 🤨 emojis
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 8h
Some cool houses/apartment buildings i saw
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 9h
Some thoughts on Berlin/Germany now that I'm leaving: -its good! You should go if you ever get a chance! - Berlin is clearly full of tourists but doesn't feel touristy at all (outside of, say, the very centre) - Berlin architecture is so interesting. Lovely apartment blocks everywhere
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 9h
You will never be him!!!
Cologne tv tower taken from a moving train
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 9h
It's been fun going through my baffling twitter reaction pic folder after all these years. Some good stuff there👍
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 10h
Who wants to have a guess about trip 3
Topless man postint thirst trap Snapchat with caption "nopo don't get delayed by 42 mins before you even leave your so sexy aha"
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 22h
I'm full of kölsch and going to bed. Tomorrow ill be back on the island with you smelly, sexy lot. You are welcome 👍💜
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 29/09/2026
The Balrog with a speech bubble which makes it look like he's saying the quoted post, "Gandalf you cunt"
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 22h
Clock work orange eyes being held open grinning wildly
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 22h
The thing about silk is that it feels like nylon or polyester to me - horrid and too smooth. But then again that was what nylon and polyester were supposed to feel like. Did you know that dental floss was originally made with silk. Picking your teeth with the remains of boiled caterpillars!
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 22h
One of your posts is getting popular, Mouse
George W bush 9/11 ear whisper
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 23h
I did think that the whole East West divide was largely a thing of the past, but I'll tell you what I got off the train in cologne and was overwhelmed by capitalism that didnt seem to exist in berlin
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 23h
Words have meaning
Burnham delivers proper

revolutionary socialist speech,
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 23h
The thing that gets me about wansee (the place) is that it is genuinely idyllic. Lake beaches and a quaint villa. Your brain doesn't compute that a human being saw this natural beauty and made arguably the worst order a human being has ever made. The dissonance was so bad I had to leave early
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 23h
Asked for a gueuze at a craft beer place, keen gay couple at the bar asked me whether it was an ipa 😏
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let's say you have 20 yards of linen but its a bit chilly out. Capital is like that
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also I'm aware i have crossed over the iron middle aisle into Aldi sud
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stadtbahn Stadtbahn Ride the stadtbahn The trams are in a tunnel But you need not be alarmed
Tom Jones sex bomb music video thumbnailTram in a tunnel
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My theory is that the raf base stuff is literally just diesel thefts, but that the US government accidentally divulged another completely unrelated top secret terrorist threat
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Terry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You. I want to take you to an elf bar.
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kölsch goes so fucking hard. "What if lager tasted really nice. Like helles but even better." Shocked the world has not caught up But the tiny glasses make me look like my hands are gigantic
200ml cylindrical glass of Reissdorf Kölsch on a placement. You can just about make out my hideous fingers impatient to drink it.
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is funny that german culture is considered just to be bavarian culture. It would be like americans exclusively thinking all british culture is actually Scottish culture. What a concept! Americans would not know cockneys and jellied eels exist and would pose infront of Buckingham Palace in kilts
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Nationalise football" is what im hearing...
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is just like that really hard game where theres loads of scary monsters with cool names which regenerate when you die. Scooby doo and the night of 100 frights
Cologne cathedral front showing the towers in l their hugenessSide of cologne cathedral
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British Transport Films Stills @btfstills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
E FOR EXPERIMENTAL (1975)
An image captured from E FOR EXPERIMENTAL (1975)
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Pesky Splinter @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think @mousedib.bsky.social has the right idea with the pea car. More comedy cars so road accidents become more amusing
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deutsche Bahn are 2 for 2 for fucking me around
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every person on this rock should get a defined benefit pension from birth and i am not joking!
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Jay Geller @jaygeller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now that the BBC has picked up this story, it has gone "viral" and gone beyond the bubble of experts on German politics and society. www.bbc.com/news/article... I thought I would add some more context that isn't in the article. #Stoplersteine #Germany #HolocaustMemory
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German town bans stumbling stone memorials to Nazi victims
Germany's education minister has branded the ban on the small brass memorial plaques a "scandal".
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love turning the tesco checkout into the well awaited sequel to Papers Please
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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jamiroquai's video for Virtual Insanity, featuring JK in a big hat in a white room.
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just think it's neat!
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The ubahn traction motors sometimes make the sound of those tubes that you spin around your head to make a noise and I like that
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fair play to Walter Ulbricht you built an absolutely cracking penis building. It has inspired me to read more marx to understand what he says about huge penises and the distribution thereof
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if, out of all of these shenanigans, middle england is told they shouldn't be sticking their nose into everything and irritating the authorities (who had it all under control). Might as well execute the king on live tv
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The RAF Fairford suspects / the RAF Fairford suspicious vehicle / the RAF Fairford suspicious potentially explosive substances
The gang in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Dennis’ Green Range Rover from Its Always Sunny Logo for Wolf Cola
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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The RAF Fairford suspects / the RAF Fairford suspicious vehicle / the RAF Fairford suspicious potentially explosive substances
The gang from scooby doo.The mystery machine van from scooby doo.A box of scooby snacks from scooby doo.
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Berliner weisse is fucking amazing and im sad that every person ive tried to order it off protests at me drinking it on its own. Im sorry berliners prefer coke over good beer generally but I DON'T!
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also I may have messed up a poor american's pic of herself on the reichstag roof. The pic and location were excellent but I couldn't fucking see the screen! Sorry if that was you!
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I get why the german numberplate typeface is the way it is but it is still uggo beyond belief. Just like the schuko plugs
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
best believe I'm live on twitch! twitch.tv/geddstation
selfie of me outside a café wearing sunglasses and my moltotrasho™ Fuck Terfs t-shirt
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd be smug about this if this attitude didn't, doesn't and will not ruin countless lives
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 28/09/2026
casino arcade, asbury park, new jersey, 1978
casino arcade, asbury park, new jersey, 1978
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Catherine Gogerty @catherinegogerty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My top names from the apple and pear tent at the Autumn show
A pile of 5 apples on a table with a name card saying 'Knobby Russet'Two black plates on a table with pears on, they have name labels behind the saying 'dead boy' and 'dead dog'A pile of pears on a black plate with a sign saying 'butts'
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george 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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