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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/01/2025
degrowth larry summers (@nkulw) on twitter: "Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid"
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Mary Pezzulo @marypezzulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No tall men! Only short kings!
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I won't need a pension. I'm just gonna revert back to a polyp like a jellyfish and start again
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love when a cat runs full speed and the other also then runs somehow compulsively drawn into it I Wwsh humans did that, just collective panic run without context for the lols, but if someone's running outside of like exercise in adulthood you can usually presume the cause is bad lol
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'i once got the president of the united states to congratulate us on the arrest of some doggers we found in a lane in gloucestershire'
bob mortimer reading a prompt card on would i lie to you?
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just Gary things™
Gary lasereyes the white and black cat lays on a pale purple storage box on his back with his belly upright. He has his paws stretched out with fingers extended and his expression looks like shock and terror.  Behind him is a vague green scene out rhe window
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
moe from the simpsons reading a book with danny tommo's crying face pasted over it: 
"and then they realized they were no longer little girls. they were little women."
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He's dreaming
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He's dreaming
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You have been blessed by the Magic Cat in a Box Stroke his head for one wish
Gary lasereyes the white and black cat pops his head through the top of a cardboard box decorated to look like a haunted house while receiving head strokes

He slightly rolls his eyes from enjoyment giving him a cross eye
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just accidentally walked through a fight where someone's threatened knives l o l Like I literally walked by as the guys all got out the car and was in the middle for a second lmao I just wanted to get naan bread 😭
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You have been blessed by the Magic Cat in a Box Stroke his head for one wish
Gary lasereyes the white and black cat pops his head through the top of a cardboard box decorated to look like a haunted house while receiving head strokes

He slightly rolls his eyes from enjoyment giving him a cross eye
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Partner is a ridiculous people person to my exact opposite degree Yesterday he had a guy basically offer him out, then he foloowed him to the toilet basically to assault him And somehow that got turned around to the point he played doubles with him at pool
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Willow our rescue farm cat in his new magic house happy caturday
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Revenant is 11 years old
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It is exactly as funny as I'd hoped
Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat sits inside of a cat scratching box decorated to look like a cat ghost 

The tail which is part of the box gives an optical illusion to look almost as though it is Gary's tail continuing upwards
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I mean come on!
Gene the black and white tuxedo cst sits inside a scratching box that is decorated like a purple haunted house
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
cats when you stop them biting your plastic bags
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love this format of just naming two historical figures and attributing beliefs to em I tell you what, Boudicca and Henry II would've hated the idea of climate change
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Airship Chronos says TRANS RIGHTS @airshipchronos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is what I keep saying! Defining gender by chromosomes is *the* most radical redefining of gender *ever*. Literally no society in all of human history has ever done that! None! Ever!
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's worth saying that the actual definition of women being insisted upon by these people in relation to, for example, Caster Semenya or Imane Khelif is one that would have been completely unintelligible to the vast majority of people throughout history.
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm sorry to be so morbid about stress of money, I know everyone goes through this and I'm not special I hate I'm so whiny All I have back is this pic of two cats laying on me like a pillow while I'm asleep that my partner took lol
Two cats sleep on my body which is beneath a grey quilt. My arm rests by my side while my partner's arm reaches across to stroke one of the cats. Against the wall is a sombrero hat hung up and a sheet cover hangs across a window eto give it a minor amount more insulation as it does not close
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have to be up in four hours for work and I'm awake worrying about money lol Oh well that's fine
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every week is just moving twenty quid around lending and borrowing it to friends and the stress of money is making me fucking sick I am so tired
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ozymandias Ozzy Wizard of Oz Ozman Little Man LittleMandias Little Man in a fur suit His Nibs Niblet Lord Niblington Little Boy Boychick He doesn't answer to any of them.
Grey cat sitting on a wooden floor.
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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A moment of Higgins in pause mode
Brown tabby cat I a yellow shirt, black and white tuxie kitten, white and grey fluffy kitten
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is just Richie in Botom before getting inexplicably sweaty
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kitten chain
Three kittens lounging across a fluffy cat bed, one lolling over the edge on one side, another tipping over the opposite side
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Learning tolkeins name was John has blown my mind for some reason lol Ol' Johnny T
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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
but what if it’s a different turtle with a more readily pronounceable name, I make a better first impression, and we end up bros
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like the idea they regularly discuss the turtle tho
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Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of my popular posters, Empty Bowls! It's not just about a fair day's kibble! If you like my work please follow me here for more and visit my print shop at nathannunart.etsy.com Thank you, Cats of Yore.
An early 20th-century cat propaganda poster. A grey cat in worker garb stands in the foreground pointing at a large, empty bowl. In the background is a factory city whose workers are pouring into the streets. The cat asks the viewer through the top text of the poster "The owners have taken our labour, our life. And in return?" It is answered in bold text in the middle of the poster with "Empty Bowls!"
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The phone camera kept highlighting the face on the box thinking that was the cat lol
Gene the black and white tuxedo cat lays inside a white box decorated to look like a ghost cat for Halloween. His bright green eyes and those illustrated on the box are extremely similar
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@sumbitches

I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid

@EthicalScamMe 
The same boiling water that makes an egg turn hard will make a potato soft. You need to dictate your environment and don't let the environment dictate you.
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The phone camera kept highlighting the face on the box thinking that was the cat lol
Gene the black and white tuxedo cat lays inside a white box decorated to look like a ghost cat for Halloween. His bright green eyes and those illustrated on the box are extremely similar
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As someone with chronic illness I've experienced this before where men decide you've simply given up and the obvious implication is it's all in your head Despicable piece of shit slandering her in death
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Shoshiroll @shoshiroll.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
"well um akshually its only apartheid if its from the Boer region of Africa, otherwise its just sparkling segregation"
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/09/2026
[A small brown and white piglet stands on concrete next to a pink chalk drawing of a pig, looking up at the camera.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 22/09/2026
uhhhhmanda on tumblr:

"Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

#the relief i felt was immense #my stuff"
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The tiny baby teeth dogs and cats have on the top and bottom row is always hilarious What you doing
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🞮 DIESEL 🞮 @diamantefangs.com · 21/09/2026
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's my b'day in October and just had a thought after todays horrors like thank God I'm ageing more, I'll be dead sooner and done with all This Had to have a convo with myself like chill out a bit m8 and stop being bleak lol
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gene the black an white tuxedo cat lays on his back exposing his belly while half hanging off a bed
 In the foreground are some cat toys and westie shaped doorstopClose view of gene the cat laying on his back arms in the air stretched out
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