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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
The Scottish wildcat is absolutely, 100% fed up with your bullshit.
A Scottish wildcat peers out from behind a tree. It looks like a large brown tabby house cat and has a permanently annoyed expression.Scottish wildcat behind a clump of purple heather, looking furious.A Scottish wildcat glaring at you from among some grass.A full-body photo of a Scottish wildcat, showing its stocky build, bushy tail, and exceedingly disgruntled expression. It looks like it was having a nice quiet stroll when you surprised it and insisted on striking up a conversation. Its muscles are tensed and poised to escape this unwanted social interaction.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Something has really bothered me about the Gloria Steinem discourse—something that's not really about Gloria Steinem. So, I wrote about it.
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Grief Is Not a Verdict: This Is Not Really an Essay About Gloria Steinem
We grieve the worlds we’ve known and what it felt like to live in them.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ideally I will never be notified of anything ever again. I didn't realize that there was actually a set number of notifications I could withstand in life, but it seems that I have used all of them up.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Do not be a cool guy. Just be a regular guy.
Sign warning against leaning on a door
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i am safe and proper and can be trusted with the inside. let me in.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
he lived before the age of Lubricus
Ancient Greek bust of bearded man labeled "SORANUS."
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Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Here's "Many Furs, One Working Class," a cat poster based on an historical anti-fascist poster from 1937. If you like my work follow me here for more and visit my print shop at nathannunart.etsy.com Thank you, Cats of Yore, for the show!
A cat poster in the style of a 1930s soviet propaganda poster. The poster is black and white except for a large, red flag held up by a black cat. It reads "Many Furs - One Working Class." Below the black cat, in a row looking forward, are four other cats of various types and fur colours with arms forward and claws out in an aggressive stance. Behind them is a statue of two cats holding up a star. The text below the image reads "United against capitalist domination and fascist barbarity we can make a world belonging to all." Small print at bottom reads "Third Socialist Cat Congress" and "United Upright Cats International (UUCI)". Nathan Nun 2019
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Toto @totestoto.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you find yourself far from home and way out in the country at the local Farmer’s Market, look for the person with the teas and tinctures and buy everything. It will be the best stuff you ever had and even if you try to go back and get more, you will never see her again.
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Anne Denoon @annedenoon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In 1979, Geraldine Chaplin (daughter of Charlie) recreates the Aphrodite figure from the #LudovisiThrone, wearing a diaphanous "Delphos" gown by the Venetian designer #Fortuny that had belonged to her mother, Oona O'Neill (daughter of Eugene). 🏺👗🎬🎭
Black and white photo from 1979 of a barefoot young woman (Geraldine Chaplin) striding towards the camera with her arms outstretched, wearing a nearly transparent, finely pleated ankle-length gown by the Venetian designer Fortuny. The dress belonged to her mother, Oona O'Neill Chaplin. A classical balustrade is behind her.
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If you're in the bathroom and your cat doesn't barge their way in, do you even really have a cat?
A small black cat with a white patch on her chest and light green eyes stands next to a bathroom door she just shoved open,looking expectantly at a human.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 23/05/2026
Menwhile, spotted at Tumblr... www.tumblr.com/depsidase/81...
Plastic figurine with packaging labeled: RELUCTANT DEER GOD / Tasked With Protecting The Sacred Forest" (deer god comments: "This is hard" / "I don't want to" / "I just want to eat chips... / and look at my phone" ...Bottom caption: TOO MUCH RESPONSIBLY (sic)
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Extended bit where I steal this guy’s look and do tech gobbledygook at everyone I meet
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When I’m too drunk to remember the word “ravioli.”
Sign advertising “Long Island Dumplings”
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
You'll get it but you need to watch the slide a dozen times and friends, it is worth it
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Bill Scher @billscher.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Every member of Congress should be asked the following: If Eric Swalwell and Tony Gonzales should be forced out of office because of credible allegations of sexual misconduct, shouldn't Congress also remove Donald Trump as he has already been found liable by a jury for sexual assault?
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Picnic for garbage babies. 💕 Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a tabby cat and what are presumably her three tabby kittens. They are all on top of a galvanized metal trash can outdoors which has been covered with a white cloth. There is a bowl of something in the middle and they are all eating from it.
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Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
New: 150 unionized ProPublica workers are on strike TODAY over AI, layoff protections, wages, and more. They're asking readers to not visit ProPublica or engage with content on other platforms. It's the first work stoppage of its kind at the newsroom. www.theverge.com/news/908401/...
theverge.com
Unionized ProPublica staff are on strike over AI, layoffs, and wages
A key issue is protections against layoffs from AI
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Jacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 06/04/2026
Realizing that some of my inexplicable sadness about the Artemis II stuff is that it feels like a trans-dimensional communication from an America that took a different path and chose joy instead of fear and hate.
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I think about this image every time someone says "a Frankenstein"
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Jesus Zoidberg: Snaps Under Center? No, Shotgun now! @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Everyone always says Velma is the Lesbian, but it's actually Scooby Doo.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
love how "get paid while doing your job" is a constant source of contention between employers and employees, as if there's any possible argument against it other than "i want to steal my employee's time"
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steve @stupidlikeafox.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce
They just tossed the jars in a bin!
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 20/03/2026
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
leveraged, partnered, advanced, precise — somehow even more grotesque when the numbed, bullshit jargon of corporate marketing, already nihilistic, is transposed into the domain of state murder
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Rise and Resist @riseandresist.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
2.16.26 Presidents Day Hundreds of people joined Rise and Resist, gathering in front of Trump Tower in NYC to tell Trump to go fuck himself. It was beautiful. The people of New York hate him. Among the chants were "Fuck Trump" + "Lock Him Up!" Power to the People! 🎥 @recluseastrid.bsky.social
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 16/02/2026
On the island of Golem Grad in North Macedonia, nonstop attention from male tortoises seemed to be driving females to early deaths. On multiple occasions, scientists saw them throw themselves off the cliffs. nyti.ms/4rf0ToM
A close-up view of a tortoise with a large hole on its shell. A headline reads: Constant Sexual Aggression Drives Female Tortoises to Walk Off Cliffs. Photo by Dragan Arsovski.
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Moi @theredshoes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Timeline cleanse: Helen Mirren reads Tennyson's Ulysses to Colbert youtu.be/aJb_zJbJ7FI?...
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Helen Mirren Reads Poetry To An Emotional Stephen Colbert
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Raj @goddamnimglam.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Jenny Staff Johnson @htownjenny.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Just logged on to IG and saw this, they’ve radicalized the equestrians
Reminder that while this is mainly an equestrian account it's also political because you can't go ride your horse if ICE shoots you in the face
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NYCosmosSC @nycosmossc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
🎺🥁💚 @blkmsk.com @rascality.bsky.social @jdnalton.bsky.social
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 19/12/2025
If I am elected President, I will make it illegal to require you to go to work if a pet is sleeping on you.
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I’m gonna keep on eating at
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petfinder names @petfindernames.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
a Petfinder screenshot of an adult male Californian rabbit named "forklift"
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Toto @totestoto.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I’m gonna break my streak of zero posts to share some drawings. Just finished a sketchbook full of ‘em and I’m pretty jazzed.
Title: when you can’t shake the feeling. Light bluish green blob with tired eyes and little frown standing on an area of small purple circles with pink around them and a grey background.Title: The magic. Character with a purple pigeon head and human legs wearing baggy purple trousers is covered by a dark orange accordion of energy horizontally across it’s upper body.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The new British competitive knitting show hosted by Olympic diver Tom Daley has been denounced by the knitting community of the Shetland islands for its imprecise portrayal of fair isle knitting and negative attitude toward a technique known as steeking
shetnews.co.uk
Shetland knitting group ‘shocked and saddened’ by representation in Channel 4 show
A GROUP protecting Shetland’s knitting heritage has criticised a new Channel 4 show for spreading “negative misconceptions about Fair Isle knitting...
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Condé Union @condeunion.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.
Statement from The NewsGuild of New York and Condé United  
on illegal firing of four union leaders who demanded answers about this week’s layoffs at Teen Vogue, other brands
Late Wednesday night, Condé Nast’s VP of Labor Relations notified the Guild that the Company was immediately terminating four Condé United leaders for engaging in the protected concerted activity of gathering in their 1 World Trade Center office to demand answers on this week’s abrupt layoffs at multiple brands including WIRED and the consolidation at Teen Vogue.
These egregious terminations are a flagrant breach of the Just Cause terms of our contract and an unprecedented violation of their federally protected rights as union members to participate in a collective action.  
Through these illegal terminations, Condé Nast management is attempting to intimidate and silence our members' advocacy for the courageous cultural and political journalism of Teen Vogue, as well as diverting attention away from the obvious lack of corporate leadership at the company.
Condé United members illegally fired are:
Alma Avalle: Writer, digital producer at Bon Appetit; NewsGuild of New York first vice president, trans activist, and union leader
Jake Lahut: Wired senior reporter covering the Trump White House
Jasper Lo: Senior fact checker at The New Yorker and US Army veteran: outgoing first vice chair of The New Yorker Union
Ben Dewey: Videographer at Condé Nast Entertainment, former vice chair of the CNE unit
“Management’s attempt at union-busting, using intimidation and grossly illegal tactics to try to suppress protected union activity, will not stand,” said Susan DeCarava, president of The NewsGuild of New York. “The NewsGuild of New York has zero tolerance for bad bosses who harass, target and disrespect our fellow Guild members. We represent nearly 6,000 media workers across the tri-state area and we stand firmly in solidarity, ready to fight for the rights of our members illegally fired from their jobs at …
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
a high armhole allows for freer and more comfortable movement
Joey Mannarino in a dark brown tailored jacket. The low armhole is causing his jacket to lift. Someone in an inflatable frog costume. The high armhole allows them to raise their arm without disturbing the rest of the garment
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I know what my boys and I will be doing in the very near future...
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Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Nancy, in bed, says "ACTUALLY YEAH, MAYBE TODAY, SATAN"
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taber @kvetch.gay · 22/09/2025
to get ahead of whatever the fuck is coming today, notes from an autist: * the "cause" of autism is as dead an end as the "cause" of gay, even if we knew we shouldn't "do something about it" * similarly, we can't "cure" autism any more than we can cure you being a bitch * RFK Jr. is a fucking idiot
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If you didn't vote Dem, you helped make this: @airbagmoments.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
"...many more gave voice to and helped shape a way of thinking about cities: messy, thrilling, sad, funny, queer, glorious, pompous, comically crooked and endlessly fascinating." More upsettingly consistent brilliance from @jeffsharlet.bsky.social. slowcivilwar.substack.com/p/the-longfo...
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The Longform of Lingering in a Place Just to See How It Is...
What was the alt-weekly?
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
ploughman's lunchables (regular lunchables but with a thick slice of raw onion)
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 25/07/2025
"Got any ideas for that Beech-Nut Gum ad?" "I was thinking a circus clown and strong man sharing a couple sticks backstage." "And they're in love, right?" "Of course they're in love."
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50501 New York @50501newyork.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The love.
Fenced gate surrounding 26 Federal Plaza covered completely in flowers from protesters. Signs say things like “No Kings”, “We like our ice crushed” “dissent patriotic”, etc.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Folds: If we’ve been told our whole lives that we can’t spend money on the arts because they’re not important—then why was taking over the Kennedy Center and the arts the first thing they did? It is extremely important. It’s the bedrock of self-expression.
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Justice Sotomayor dissenting on birthright citizenship case: "The gamesmanship in this request is apparent and the Government makes no attempt to hide it. Yet, shamefully, this Court plays along. Because I will not be complicit in so grave an attack on our system of law, I dissent."
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