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Luke Burns

@lukevburns.bsky.social
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Writing funny stuff/weird stuff. New Yorker, McSweeney's, NY Mag, etc. Translator of THE CHILDREN OF LIGHT (2026), on shelves now, and MASTERS OF THE NEFARIOUS, also on shelves now. lukevburns.tumblr.com/writing (He/Him) Header image by Lucas Adams

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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Introducing Nutello: Nutella for men
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's October and that means it's once again time to get Immediately Killed by a Werewolf. (Art by the great Lucas Adams)
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A Series of Interactive Stories Where No Matter What You Do You Are Immediately Killed by a Werewolf by Luke Burns
Can you escape the werewolf? (No.)
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just ONE spot left in this one, still time to join!
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's October and that means it's once again time to get Immediately Killed by a Werewolf. (Art by the great Lucas Adams)
lukevburns.itch.io
A Series of Interactive Stories Where No Matter What You Do You Are Immediately Killed by a Werewolf by Luke Burns
Can you escape the werewolf? (No.)
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Daniel Spenser @danielspenser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE SOCIAL RECKONING INT. COURTROOM - DAY Attorney: "In German, 'Zukerberg' translates to 'sugar mountain.' Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client is nothing more than a big sweetie. {Murmurs and gasps fill the courtroom} Judge: {banging gavel} Order! Order!
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm being told it's international translation day 👀
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still got a few spots left in my advanced short humor writing workshop starting next week! Writing from previous workshops has gone on to be published by The New Yorker (print and online), McSweeney's, and more! More info at the link below 👇
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Let's Write MORE Short Humor Pieces (Four-Week Workshop Starting 10/07/26 - Afternoons)
DATES/SCHEDULE: 1. Wednesday, 10/07/26, 12:00-1:30PM Eastern via Zoom [Intros & Pitches] 2. Wednesday, 10/14/26, 12:00-1:30PM Eastern via Zoom [Draft of First Piece] 3. Wednesday, 10/21/26, 12:00-1:...
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight! Still time to get tickets. Will also be followed by a Q&A!
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One night only (for now)! A virtual screening of the movie written and directed by (Borat voice) my wife Marina Tempelsman and @niccoaeed.bsky.social! Tomorrow (Sept 30th) at 8PM. Hope you can check it out! I'm biased, but it's pretty dang great.
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This Will Never Work
Get tickets for the virtual screening of This Will Never Work
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In The Mark of Madness @markpaglia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not exaggerating when I say that reading about the first Moby-Dick film adaptation was life-changing for me.
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Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if I was Cyclops I'd spend a lot of time tossing pumpkins into the air and blowin em up. People would try to make plans with me and I'd get mad and say I'm working on something really important but they'd see the gourd meat on my shoes
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last week's newsletter from me & @jamesfolta.com highlighted great writing by @joshgondelman.bsky.social and Ann Hodgman in @newyorker.com, Lily Hirsch in @pointsincase.com, & John Hay in @parisreview.bsky.social Plus info on a panel I moderated & some recent writing from James! Read & subscribe 👇
buttondown.com
A Newsletter of Humorous Writing
by Luke Burns & James Folta A weekly newsletter dedicated to humorous writing and humorous writers. We round up the best short humor pieces and funny articles every week, and have some fun extras ever...
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m moderating a panel called “From Moebius to Marvel: How French Comics Helped Shape American Fantasy” at Villa Albertine at 11:30AM today! Terrific panelists. Should be a fun and interesting discussion. Free to attend. Hope you brave the weather and come check it out!
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Literary Fall Returns to Villa Albertine in September - Villa Albertine
***We are closely monitoring the serious weather conditions expected from the nor’easter on Saturday, September 26. At this time, we are planning to proceed as scheduled with our Saturday program. We ...
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy birthday to the late Phil Hartman, born September 24, 1948. Today would’ve been his 78th birthday. He would often take requests to do custom answering machine messages as Troy McClure. (video: take2markTV) #TheSimpsons
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Coming up this afternoon! Hope to see you there!
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Zach Cregger's next video game adaptation should be Katamari Damacy. You heard me.
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hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In this week's newsletter, @jamesfolta.com and I assemble great writing by Justin Courter in @pointsincase.com and Maria Choong, Juliet Zhou, and @chandlerjdean.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net Plus info about the event we're co-hosting and my upcoming workshops! Check it out and subscribe ⬇️
buttondown.com
A Newsletter of Humorous Writing
by Luke Burns & James Folta A weekly newsletter dedicated to humorous writing and humorous writers. We round up the best short humor pieces and funny articles every week, and have some fun extras ever...
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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Get the whole zine for free here: regularbooks.com/products/the...
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The Official Handbook of the Bowieverse by Alex Firer & Kenny Keil
From The Laughing Gnome to Ziggy Stardust! From Aladdin Sane to the Hand that Comes Down For Me! See the mythos of David Bowie's songbook (as can be fit within, I want to say, 12 pages?) in the mold o...
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In The Mark of Madness @markpaglia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Having snagged a copy the first time it was in stock, I can authoritatively tell you that you don't want to miss out on this one.
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
On Sunday, Sept 20th @jamesfolta.com and I are hosting the launch party for OBEY IN ADVANCE, a new book of satire by @ginnyhogan.bsky.social & @shadesofgreaves.bsky.social published by @mcsweeneys.net! 🎟️: www.eventbrite.com/e/obey-in-ad...
Flyer for a book launch party all in red with black and white text. The cover of the book "Obey in Advance" is on the bottom right.

Text reads: 
OBEY IN ADVANCE BOOK LAUNCH PARTY

SEPTEMBER 20, 2026 2:30 P.M. ET 
at CAVEAT NYC 21 A Clinton St. New York, NY 

HOSTED BY JAMES FOLTA and LUKE BURNS of A NEWSLETTER OF HUMOROUS WRITING 

FEATURING CHANDLER DEAN, FELIPE TORRES MEDINA, TAYLOR KAY PHILLIPS, and JOSH GONDELMAN
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In The Mark of Madness @markpaglia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"This screenshot has been doctored," said Encyclopedia Brown. "Based on the timestamp, Bugs Meany wouldn't have called it 'woke 1' because woke 2 hadn't happened yet. He would have just called it 'woke.'" Bugs Meany glowered. "You got me again, Encucklopedia Beta. But I need to get back to DC."
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my temporal pincer movement is when I alternate reading the latest issue of the new yorker with the oldest one in the pile next to my bed
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Lillie E. Franks @lilliekoi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Marmaduke cartoons with Thomas Ligotti captions
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In this week's newsletter @jamesfolta.com & I rounded up great writing by @heathertalty.bsky.social in @pointsincase.com and @johnmoe.bsky.social, JiJi Lee, and David Epstein in @mcsweeneys.net Plus James and I are hosting an upcoming McSweeney's event! Check it out & subscribe at the link below
buttondown.com
A Newsletter of Humorous Writing
by Luke Burns & James Folta A weekly newsletter dedicated to humorous writing and humorous writers. We round up the best short humor pieces and funny articles every week, and have some fun extras ever...
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My translation of Jean Pleyers' The Children of Light is back in stock on @bookshop.org!
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The Children of Light
An advanced alien race attempts to escape oblivion with the help of a world-sized spaceship, an omniscient supercomputer, and a mysterious group of godlike creatures in this astonishingly illustrated ...
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New York Review Books @nyrb-imprints.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dash Shaw & Jesse Moynihan will be signing copies of their new books, Like Swimmers and Forming, tonight at Desert Island in Brooklyn. We'll provide the cheap beer. Come out, 7pm, should be fun. @fantagraphics.bsky.social
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Erica Lies @ericaliesalot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@lukevburns.bsky.social and @jamesfolta.com wrote some nice things about my piece in @mcsweeneys.net last week. Subscribe to their newsletter to learn what makes jokes good!
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In last week's newsletter, @jamesfolta.com & I assembled great writing by Graeme Carey and Glenn Boozan in @newyorker.com, @ericaliesalot.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net, & Ricardo Frasso Jaramillo in @thebeliever.net. Plus an update about my graphic novel translation Check it out & subscribe 👇
buttondown.com
A Newsletter of Humorous Writing
by Luke Burns & James Folta A weekly newsletter dedicated to humorous writing and humorous writers. We round up the best short humor pieces and funny articles every week, and have some fun extras ever...
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'M the worst bluesky poster
Shot from the scene in Spartacus where everyone is claiming to be Spartacus
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In The Mark of Madness @markpaglia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I just received the greatest piece of junk mail ever: a 16-page(!) appeal from Dwight Eisenhower's granddaughter seeking donations to restore the plane he used as Air Force One. I may not have any children, but truly this marks me as A Dad.
An envelope printed with a photo of a big old propeller plane over canyons, mesas, and such, with text about "THE LOST AIR FORCE ONE"; next to it are its contents: a sheaf of 8 pages printed on both sides with photos of Ike Eisenhower and text from his granddaughter asking for money to restore the plane he used as Air Force One; also, an insert telling me that if I give $54, I'll receive a replica of "the pen that ended WW2," which I guess was used to sign a treaty or articles of surrender in either Europe or the Pacific—I'll be honest, I don't really care, much though the pen offer amuses me.
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Amy McCarthy @aemccarthy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
having homemade stock to cook with: beautiful, wonderful, iconic making homemade stock to cook with: a horror, miserable, nightmare
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In The Mark of Madness @markpaglia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just finished reading Children of Light, and you're gonna want to snag a copy posthaste.
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
NEW ADVICE-FROM-LIEBER LIST! I've posted these tips as a thread before, but I figured it's about time I made it available as a single, shareable image.
MISTAKES I'VE MADE THAT YOU CAN AVOID
Don't be like me.
1. Don't trash your own work when complemented. In that context your self-deprecation is insulting someone else's taste! Just say thanks and change the subject. Maybe credit an influence?
2. As far as your readers are concerned, comics are drawn with a printing press or a monitor. Don't fetishize the original art or the tools you make it. Anything that gets the story told the way it needs to be told is the right tool for the job.
3. Don't use one job to audition for another. It's unfair to your collaborators and a betrayal of the reader to get flashy or sexy or explosive if the moment in the story doesn't call for it.
4. The important storytelling choices on a page can be worked out in thumbnails. Gesture, camera angle, framing, broad arrangement of tones-get this stuff right before you worry about anatomy, lighting, drapery, or facial expressions.
5. Some artists can put down a final inkline with no underdrawing, but that's because they're skilled and experienced enough to do all that underdrawing in their head. You probably aren't. Get your underdrawing right and save the masterstrokes for the masters.
6. What you're feeling while you work doesn't matter. What the audience feels when they read it does. You can be happy and still do a great drawing of someone in agony. You should understand what you're depicting. It's not necessary to experience it in real time at the board.
7. Get a fresh eye on your work. You never know when some accidental juxtaposition is going to completely change your intended meaning.
8. Don't let getting things 100% right keep you from getting things done. It's easy to get bogged down in research or prep sketches. Make a schedule at the start of a project so you know how much time you have. Do the best you can with the time allotted and move on. But...
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
An extremely green-tinted Avengers: Doomsday poster with Doctor Doom, cloaked, lurching to the left, one hand in front of his face. Below, in the Avengers font, text reads "MY DINNER WITH ANDRE"
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy birthday Jack Kirby
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In this week's newsletter, @jamesfolta.com and I corralled funny writing by Aarushi Ahuja in @pointsincase.com, Brian Braiker in @newyorker.com, Ben Steere in @mcsweeneys.net, and Annie Zaleski in @avclub.com Plus, info about my upcoming workshops and my new translation Check it out & subscribe 👇
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A Newsletter of Humorous Writing
by Luke Burns & James Folta A weekly newsletter dedicated to humorous writing and humorous writers. We round up the best short humor pieces and funny articles every week, and have some fun extras ever...
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New York Review Books @nyrb-imprints.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"The Children of Light is a galaxy-spanning space opera that charts the troubles of the Zors.... Not that its author would agree that this is a moral fable, or even a fabulation in any sense." —Séamas O'Reilly on the best graphic novels of 2026.
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
when I was a kid there was an urban legend about a foie gras that had some ribs removed so it could do this
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Mad Dr. Jimbosaur, Espooky. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Guess what arrived today?!?! @lukevburns.bsky.social
Cover of the new translation of Jean Pleyers's "The Children of Light." it shows a sunset landscape with a rocket car running along an elevated track towards a city.
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Camp Miasma Recreation Director @thepalinode.com · 24/08/2026
*John Wayne voice* I’m gonna add you to my home video library, Pilgrim.
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Children of Light (two copies!) spotted at @bookculture.com on 112th St! bookculture.com/book/9781681...
Photo of my hand holding a copy of Jean Pleyers' The Children of Light. The cover shows an alien vehicle on a track rocketing towards a pink and yellow horizon. In the background of the picture is a bookshelf filled with other comics and a sign that says "Graphic Lit"
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Prestige but it's about a rival MC who becomes obsessed with proving that Shock G and Humpty Hump are the same person
Screenshot of text: Jacobs performed under many aliases he developed over his career, resulting in characters that were maintained with such discipline that both fans and industry insiders believed that they were separate people.Screenshot of text: Jacobs made public appearances as one person or the other, but at live shows and video shoots he would use a stand-in or camera tricks to maintain the illusion.[
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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Abolish Everything! Season 3 starts taping for @nebula.tv THIS THURSDAY @caveatnyc.bsky.social. Our 7 PM tapings are nearly sold out and the 10 PM slots will follow suit— so grab your tix now before they’re gone! caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
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Adam Bozarth @adambozarth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I assume one of the small joys of owning one of these wine holders would be pretending to scold your drunken private chef. You can yell stuff like “GIVE ME THAT!” or “Oh, not the Prosecco, Guillame! You fool!” every time you pull a bottle out of his hand.
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In this week's newsletter from me & @jamesfolta.com, great writing by @julieklausner.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net, @zolamray.bsky.social in @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social, Kyle Donley in Slackjaw & Jack Handey in @newyorker.com +Info RE:my new translation & @clickingpoint.bsky.social Read & sub ⬇️
buttondown.com
A Newsletter of Humorous Writing
by Luke Burns & James Folta A weekly newsletter dedicated to humorous writing and humorous writers. We round up the best short humor pieces and funny articles every week, and have some fun extras ever...
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is 100% correct
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Okay we need a frinkiac for Withnail and I. @andyburnham.bsky.social please address
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