Reposted by TorqueSmackeyBrad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I were Michael Tracey I would simply spend less time logging into alts to chase down randos online and more time killing myself! 4851
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyphylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak 451735196
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Butterfinger Mystery Solved Commercial FOX/KSTU 13 1993-10-31 : 31s 012029
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Reposted by TorqueSmackeyvaz @capitolcritter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026when my friend tells me they’re getting really into SALEM and Snow Strippers 24717
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyUnique Liker @americaonline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dying at "fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP" 50905101
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the democratic party should be burned to the ground. trans rights. 000
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 12/09/2024i have been waiting for this moment 211166308
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/11/2024CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine 142615580
Reposted by TorqueSmackeymore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/02/2025oh, you mean like hope? yeah no problemo 1724320
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"wow the people who make this app are really stupid" yeah man the people who make every app are really stupid 000
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyRhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Surviving Edged Weapons (Hardcore Feelings Edit) This is a remake of an old video stuck in 240p, so I recut it using a better copy 615041
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026every new detail i learn about this movie seems designed to drive me, specifically, insane 000
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Me: Idk much about her, but it would be cool of her to make a reflective, self-referential album about her perpetually heartbroken era coming to an end and what that means for her art Taylor Swift: When you come for me, my beau will give you a swirlie, Haters hate to see a frickin wifed-up girlie 133140
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i feel very strongly that this latest blonde lady did not exist last week. the first ever human manifested by a news cycle. 000
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 08/08/2026 Lisa Stansfield Video Profile : 417s 0183
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 17/08/2024MILLENNIALS: Ummm! Excuse me.. just a little “fact check” for this video, but i do not believe this was a common part of the millennial media diet! Sorry if that makes me “cheugy” to say. THE ZOOMER THEYRE TALKING TO: (eating a plastic trash can) today we’re doing the crimes of the future challenge 110622
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026this is a great app for being forced to learn about some jabronis no one cares about 000
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil 3666171246
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"How Balls is Ed Balls?" -- my latest for Balls Insider Magazine 000
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026but they make such a compelling and friendly case 000
Reposted by TorqueSmackey𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces. 918203264985
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026"matt yglessias should kill himself": my new column for the atlantic 000
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026can't stop thinking about how insane this lady sounds 000
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026fuck, I had a lot of different answers to this but maybe it's actually Running With Scissors (2006) which is just godawful 110
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026if you show up to the function with regular-strength domestos you're getting your ass kicked 000
Reposted by TorqueSmackeynumber one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025What do yall know bout this 042
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyScare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 13/07/2026in honor of Sam Neill, here is one of my favorite movies he ever made 138441088
