Reposted by TorqueSmackeyBrad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I were Michael Tracey I would simply spend less time logging into alts to chase down randos online and more time killing myself! 4851
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyphylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak 451736196
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Butterfinger Mystery Solved Commercial FOX/KSTU 13 1993-10-31 : 31s 012832
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[helpfully pointing at the spot where the truck has collided with the overpass] well there's your problem 010
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyHell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 25/09/2026Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people. 10964182
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyvaz @capitolcritter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026when my friend tells me they’re getting really into SALEM and Snow Strippers 24717
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyUnique Liker @americaonline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dying at "fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP" 50905101
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026and in that one match he was booed out of the building by the nxt crowd who knew he was a scumbag 040
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the democratic party should be burned to the ground. trans rights. 000
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 12/09/2024i have been waiting for this moment 211166308
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/11/2024CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine 142614580
Reposted by TorqueSmackeymore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/02/2025oh, you mean like hope? yeah no problemo 1724320
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026 5648
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"wow the people who make this app are really stupid" yeah man the people who make every app are really stupid 000
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyRhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Surviving Edged Weapons (Hardcore Feelings Edit) This is a remake of an old video stuck in 240p, so I recut it using a better copy 615041
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026shultz's grandson trying to warn him that the company was a scam but shultz being way too smitten with the idea of the genius young blonde lady is a detail that really stuck with me from Bad Blood 2351
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026every new detail i learn about this movie seems designed to drive me, specifically, insane 000
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026watched the french connection for the first time recently and was really pleasantly surprised that it's a movie about how cops are dumb assholes 2250
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Me: Idk much about her, but it would be cool of her to make a reflective, self-referential album about her perpetually heartbroken era coming to an end and what that means for her art Taylor Swift: When you come for me, my beau will give you a swirlie, Haters hate to see a frickin wifed-up girlie 133240
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i feel very strongly that this latest blonde lady did not exist last week. the first ever human manifested by a news cycle. 000
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026a lot of the shitty snark of 2000s-era pitchfork has aged poorly, but posting that video of the monkey peeing in its own mouth as the full review of that album is still pretty funny to me 0240
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 08/08/2026 Lisa Stansfield Video Profile : 417s 0183
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 17/08/2024MILLENNIALS: Ummm! Excuse me.. just a little “fact check” for this video, but i do not believe this was a common part of the millennial media diet! Sorry if that makes me “cheugy” to say. THE ZOOMER THEYRE TALKING TO: (eating a plastic trash can) today we’re doing the crimes of the future challenge 110622
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026this is a great app for being forced to learn about some jabronis no one cares about 000
Reposted by TorqueSmackeyceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil 3666171246
TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026there's a follow up to this I can't find, but my go-to is always this moment in ddt when we get a friendship montage between the ref and the guy being pinned streamable.com/08ihhstreamable.comWatch 08ihh | StreamableWatch this video on Streamable. 020
