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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
let's go
4 homemade pizzas
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
found a taker
squirrel feasting on the nuts
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i am once again asking
Hundreds of damn hickory nuts in some containers
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
yeah from the 404 story:
The footage also shows that the investigator told the victim that “we’ve had deputies misuse databases, we’ve told them over and over again ‘that’s not what it’s for. You see a hot chick, you don’t look them up in a database. That’s not what it’s for.’”
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My black cat twisted in a seemingly-impossible way
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
but they make such a compelling and friendly case
Argentina fan in the replies of quoted tweet saying some insane shit
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
the big bully in Mario 64 lethal lava land with a speech bubble
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Cool Belarusian folk horror my wife and I recently watched. Not scary really but eerie and haunting.
Savage Hunt of King Stakh
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
morn
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the eraserhead baby looking like it's about to die
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
we're back for another season
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
hell yeah @geoffrickly.bsky.social
geoff rickly while Thursday performs also geoff rickly as Thursday performs
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
good website alert my-drama.com
Two series available on my-drama.com: "Billionaire Disguised as Gigolo" and "My Blind Husband is a Billionaire"The #1 top series in the US: "The President's Secret Daughter" and the 4th top series "Too Young to Want Her Professor" which uhhhhhh
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Zinc PSA from The Simpsons but there's bread where the phone would be. It is a low-effort photo editing job.
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Chatterer from Hellraiser
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Disco Stu: "if these trends continue.... Aay!"
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
white-breasted nuthatch the goat
White breasted nuthatch on tree, blurry.
White-breasted nuthatch on tree, less blurry
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
completely flipping Trump's mood using this foolproof strat
the movementarians guy in the simpsons doing "nananananananana leo" to the batman theme
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
richie tenenbaun mid-shave right before he says something
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
finally.
screenshot from the game Esoteric Ebb where I have successfully passed a die roll for "Suddenly understand gender"
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
car from garth marenghi's darkplace
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
also what the fuck is going on with dude's hairline here
some fucking nazi texas leg freak named briscoe cain with a fucked up hairline and looking like that meme of a kid in high school with veins popping in his forehead
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Cletus from the Simpsons presenting his children and saying "Come on, Bergundi, 
Briscoe IV, 
Walker, Crocket, 
Maverick, Hockley"
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i love lil yachy
an extremely pathetic kalshi ad featuring lil yachty where they mispell his name 'yachy'
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
🫡
Lil Wayne will be performing at the Clash Royale Halftime Show
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Homer Simpson saying "I've been calling her 'Crampell'"
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
D politicians / D voters
the onion carter/reagan pic where Carter is saying "let's talk better mileage" and reagan is saying "kill the bastards"
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
this is the perfect bluesky post
Bluesky post that reads:
'So he wants to "consummate a deal",like he consummated deals with children on pedoepstein island.  Someone should tell him that he can't "grab Greenland by the p*ssy".'
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
don't fucking talk like this, man
a very embarrassing post referring to a hypothetical congressperson as a "congresscritter" because some people's brains are mush
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
homer simpson's "best supporting actor" trophy where he has crossed out don ameche's name and scrawled his own
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
i can't take this shit anymore, man
a venmo push notification about a fuckin taco bell button or some shit. just a whole world full of the lamest goobers imaginable putting stuff in front of my face. earlier venmo did not send me a notification for a friend sending me Actual Money. i will vote for whoever makes marketing illegal.
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
this is among the least-important updates i can imagine
A push notification from Google Play reading: "Important Update to Play: Now you can buy Gift Cards"
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
i am also begging the nation of brasil not to do this
a headline that reads "ariana grande begs nation of brazil to 'not wish danger' upon her"
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
thanks for the suggestion, dumbass
my phone on november 2 suggesting I say "merry christmas" when i answer this call
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
stinky from hey arnold looking ass
stinky. from hey arnold.
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
godfather ii scene where the old guy is brought to court so his brother won't testify against the family
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
tfw you click your first huffington post link in years
allegedly a huffington post article but completely 100% covered by some subscription ads
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
geared up, deploying my tactical ladder to climb over a 3 foot fence
ice dipshits looking goofy as hell climbing a ladder over a tiny fence
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
lots of really good user reviews of one battle after another out there
Half star rotten tomatoes review of the film by Ricardo D with text

"Absolute garbage. Another Hollywood political lecture. So done with this kind of crap. Will just stick with YouTube content and anime and just start ignoring everything Hollywood pushes out."
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
lmao yeah i guess you can have a 5-person rally sure
headline "'charlie represented us' - route 9w rally honors kirk" with just four of the most smacked ass-looking douchebags you've ever seen and one dude in the background, slightly too far away to confirm how smacked of an ass he looks like.
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
????
Crop of a specific part of the quoted image where a person's body seems to break several natural laws. Random foot appears behind them, they are sitting between desk rows or something.
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
a bluesky account w/ name redacted replying "the historical term is #sithtroopers" re: ice agentsthat account's profile picture w/ face redacted showing presumably the op in a homemade adult Jedi costume with lightsaber, standing in front of some homemade star wars signs and with idk some type of big star wars box set to their left
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TorqueSmackey @torquesmackey.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
jesus christ
top 4 songs on youtube music which are all (i think) from kpop demon hunters
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