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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,

BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody's ma and da dies
And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin
and everybody else.

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Father, the Son, and Booboo the Fool

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you try to prove a point by citing the Google AI summary of some shit you typed in the address bar... I'm fucking stealing something out your house!!!

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Pete Stewart 🏳️‍🌈 @petestewart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cal Kestis and Dylan Faden go to the same poncho store.

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The most visceral part of CONTROL Resonant is Dylan running around with his dogs out in NYC. Put some dang shoes on! You're gonna get a yeast infection!

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just received word that the best pizza in town is closing imminently

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Current projections indicate we will achieve UBI entirely through data privacy settlements by 2055

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nat alison @tesseralis.site · 10/09/2026

the Programs are rewritten in React and becoming Websites. the Websites are ported over to Swift and becoming Apps. the Apps are adding achievements and becoming Games. the Games are filled with numbers and becoming Spreadsheets. and the Spreadsheets? they're adding automation and becoming Programs.

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my demon brain just said "he's on them glippies" instead of "he is taking a GLP-1" love this for me

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

headphone's bluetooth names be like AB13X AUDIO and Blasimo-2

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

We gotta go back in time and stop the Oblivion horse armor guy

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Finally playing through horizon forbidden west, really cannot believe there would be any contention that elden ring won goty in 2022 instead of this

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You've heard of the Grapefruit Method, now try the Clam Chowder Bread Bowl Method

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Pre-AI games selling for hundreds of dollars, like sunken ship steel not exposed to the atom bomb

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Alright. No more new games until we figure out what's going on with AI. OK no more new games after Control which comes out in a few weeks. After that, Halo 2 in the bunker until it's safe to go outside

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i am starting to gain an appreciation for how destructive and fundamentally reactionary nostalgia is

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The humble E. coli, transferring the beta-lactamase gene via f-pilus:

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rigatoni bolognese @spamps.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

1986 Toyota SR5

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If you want a bog body, bring your body to the bog

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Sorry boss... can't come to work, I'm calling in handsome today

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Apex IQ2_XXS @apex.atproto.ceo · 19/08/2026

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Midwest cryptotopologists in an uproar as I mathematically prove the existence of Lower Lower Lower Wacker Dr.

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Kilmo 🐽 @kilmo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Day 2818 of asking NCSoft to release the WildStar source code

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Busting too early then saying "I'll give you the rest of your time back"

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Letting everyone know ahead of time: hats are out. Throw away your hats now

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

hot coffee on a summer afternoon "uncle's delight"

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Only semi-related, but current parlance interchanges temporary and permanent bans with the same word. Ban used to exclusively mean permanent! We had a word for a temp ban, its called a suspension!

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

One of the side effects of playing Too Many Games is when you pick up a recognizable sci-fi book and immediately clock half a dozen references ripped directly from the first five pages

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

While many of you are yelling "GO ACHAEANS" or "GO TROY!" I'm yelling "GO ODYSSEUS and Zeus's law!"

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Every Tesla rideshare driver I've interacted with have been uniquely insane

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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Men Going Their Own Way Which Happens To Be The Direction of Other Men

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