topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026cutco knife handles are made of the same material football helmets are made of 000
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026what’s wrong with botox??? (im furrowing my brow but u cant tell) 021
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 18/05/2026would u say ur brain will explode unless u can offload the data???? 000
Reposted by topless romanticJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 07/10/2025"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!" 8547772
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 03/10/2025let them be annoyed. complaining about something like this just makes u sound like an ignorant twat imao (in my aggressive opinion) 000
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 03/10/2025efforts to raise awareness and build networks across state lines are 100% necessary in the current political hellscape and a post i just saw about an absolutely draconian anti-abortion bill currently in session in SC is testament to this. local politics have national reverberations. 100
Reposted by topless romanticThe Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Pete Hegseth still with no skills 2025555
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 30/09/2025“what’s it about?” “ah, I dunno” “well what’s the plot?” *walks away* well played. 000
Reposted by topless romanticschleiermocker @schleiermocker.bsky.social · 13/09/2025if you’re an isolated, angsty, strange young man, please know that you can become a Kierkegaard scholar instead of joining fringe online communities 924422819
Reposted by topless romanticKaren James @kejames.bsky.social · 17/08/2025She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩 14567702099
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 01/07/2025share, like, and follow me into the dark 010
Reposted by topless romantic🦞🦀🦑カイ🦑🦀🦞 @rassicas.splatoonlore.ink · 24/06/2025Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again 289132311993
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 24/06/2025someone came up 2 me in the gym today as i was about to start on the hip thrust machine and asked if she could get in her reps in between my sets & i said “idk CAN u???” & this is why i cant make friends 110
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 12/06/2025everything’s great walking on the treadmill at the gym until you accidentally open the front facing camera 110
Reposted by topless romanticYour Spooky Pal @rckiwi.bsky.social · 25/05/2025they might be homophones, but if you want others to take your sexting seriously, then be mindful of using 'yr' and 'ur' correctly one is possessive, the other is a contraction. so when typing with one hand, remember it's 'show me yr big milkers' and 'ur making me cum' not the other way around!🙏😎 012
Reposted by topless romanticNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 21/05/2025DRACULA: *singing completely off the beat at karaoke* goud lahk babe! goud lahk babe! ah ah ah 0424
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 06/05/2025leaving my dishes unwashed so the ghosts have something to do 020
Reposted by topless romanticactually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025being covered in salt would cure me 9674205
Reposted by topless romanticSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite -self deprechaun 17565154
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 06/03/2025i didn’t have “saving the single egg in my fridge for a special occasion” on my vision board for 2025 but here we are 021
Reposted by topless romanticstabke @stabke.bsky.social · 05/03/2025They should invent a constitution that isn’t written on magicians flash paper 0145
Reposted by topless romanticJames @james.tarnation.lol · 21/02/2025damn jonathan taylor thomas save some first names for the rest of us 648388
Reposted by topless romanticeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Stacy's mom's medicare is gone 1036785929
Reposted by topless romanticUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19/02/2025nobody: absolutely nobody: me: it’s the creature from the black legume 2241678
Reposted by topless romanticMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Ever consider living off grid and then your chocolate melts when you go on a hike and you burst into tears? 05018
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 19/02/2025cuffing season is over. huffing season starts now [rattling spray cans] 010
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 14/02/2025who up on top of old smokey, all covered with cheese? 000
Reposted by topless romanticAddled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Every recipe blog ever: the prep time is 10 minutes Me doing the prep:media.tenor.coman elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...Alt: Rose from the film Titanic as an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ... 2359
Reposted by topless romantictopless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 22/01/2025damn girl, r u an opinion? because i wanna examine u for bias and verisimilitude before making u mine 💕 022
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 12/02/2025has anyone told sally that selling seashells by the seashore is a really bad business model? 010
topless romantic @toplessromantic.bsky.social · 12/02/2025psa: it now costs more to buy your eggs than freeze them 010
