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Tony L Joy

@tonyljoy.hey.checkoutmy.link
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When I’m not shitposting, I’m writing: www.amazon.com/author/tonyljoy

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10h
Fantastic Public Notice this morning. I made a meme. 🤣
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Jesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you're a fraternity alum (from any school/state) who experienced sexual violence as a member, I'm here to listen. I understand this is extremely sensitive and I will treat your story with the utmost discretion and care. Reach out— Signal: marisakabas.04 Email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you were as high as Harrison Ford think of how scary this would all be
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/10/2026
in an alternate universe where storefront space remained cheap and wealthy people were taxed at a sane rate this man is a moderately successful trading card game store manager and outside the handful of shop regulars he subjects to his petty tyrannies he's leaving everyone else well enough alone
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/10/2026
holy shit -- a protester at the Trump rally gets physically assaulted after they interrupt the rally by a man who punches her in the face. Trump smears the protester as a "fat guy"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
off the fucking rails. a rogue government.
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Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Excellent Advice….
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump’s obsession with demonizing the Somali community is dangerous and reprehensible. Hate to break it to him: Somali Minnesotans are resilient. We will not let Trump intimidate us. Our neighbors have our back.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is so dangerous! President Trump is deliberately inciting race hatred against an ethnic minority, calling on the people of Minnesota to "fight back" against "Somali immigrants." This must be a terrifying moment for the Somali community (who are overwhelmingly US citizens).
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
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Avon DeRussate @avondeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Zeno Agency @zenoagency.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The graphic novel adaptation of @travisbaldree.bsky.social's LEGENDS & LATTES is out today in North America! zenoagency.com/news/legends... Published by @tenspeedpress.bsky.social; adapted by @samuelsattin.bsky.social; illustrated by @shantiland.bsky.social & @sarahwebb.bsky.social
Cover for the special/deluxe edition of the LEGENDS & LATTES graphic novel adaptation.Cover for the LEGENDS & LATTES graphic novel adaptation.
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Zeno Agency @zenoagency.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kindle edition of LEGENDS & LATTES by @travisbaldree.bsky.social is on sale today and tomorrow in North America! www.amazon.com/Legends-Latt... Published by @torbooks.bsky.social #legendsandlattes
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Legends & Lattes: A Novel of High Fantasy and Low Stakes
Amazon.com: Legends & Lattes: A Novel of High Fantasy and Low Stakes eBook : Baldree, Travis: Tienda Kindle
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hitler's watching this in hell and making the Jonah Hill "cut" gesture
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Tony L Joy @tonyljoy.hey.checkoutmy.link · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYtQ... Bringing a Morgan to a Morgan fight.
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Morgan and Morgan 3.0
YouTube video by Downhill
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
farted so bad my two-year-old daughter tried to pull down my underwear to check me for poop
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
This is the most heartbreaking stories I’ve heard in a long time. ICE detained 2-year-old Orlin Hernandez Reyes’ mother. She begged to be reunited with him before deportation. ICE refused. What happened next is horrific. No matter how you feel about immigration, normal people don’t like cruelty.
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_tc @tcmx3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only one of these I can think of that people actually like is SaltyBet, where the main draw is betting against other real humans, communally enjoying insane shit happening with memes and copypasta, and humiliating the people who lost their channel points.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 29/09/2026
where other AI companies have to keep insisting that they're sorta trying to destroy humanity, Meta Platforms knows that actions speak louder than words
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always been stupid and fake, but even more so now, that a "caravan" of migrants would be coming here, of all times, given how we are torturing and renditioning and sending them to concentration camps.
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026
SHAPING THE MINDS OF AMERICA'S YOUTH. #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Critics are calling it the greatest 7-minute album of all time
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they are going to come for your contraception, it is literally only a matter of time. I just replaced my IUD and if you think any of the long-term methods of contraception would be a good fit for you and/or your partner, now is the time to do it
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Karl Olson 🎃 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 23/09/2026
Trust no bits. Run your own website, keep drafts & final versions of anything you do for other outlets, ideally with a 3-2-1 back up, trigger the Internet Archive Wayback Machine to capture snapshots of all of that work too & never trust that a link you need will exist tomorrow: print it to PDF.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YouTube comment that says “finally Nathan meeting someone willing to stay in character longer than he is“
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Ann Monster Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's the sloppiness that kills me. They can't take the time to clean up the URL? www.ft.com/content/7d0f...
Chart of SEC filings that have URLs attributed to "source=chatgpt.com"
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Blasphemous Jones ↙️ @blasphemousjones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Pro life group tries to hold meeting at coffee place in Idaho near the Wyoming border when the owner interrupts it by telling them to leave and that their beliefs are not welcome." Good. Here is a link to their online store: wydahoroaster.com/shop Discussion thread: www.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
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Tony L Joy @tonyljoy.hey.checkoutmy.link · 21/09/2026
Trump holding models of his vanity triumphal arch above a headline from The Guardian saying “The Guardian Trump claims triumphal arch will serve as a 'top grade military complex' to store weapons”A picture of the Sultan from Disney’s Aladdin playing with tiny figurines.
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Endless Dan Moore @dpmoore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm not going to spend $115 on this After Dark sweatshirt but I am going to take some time out of my Saturday to appreciate it
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
👀👀👀👀 Karl Rove says he’s voting Democratic in Texas because the “GOP’s stables need cleaning” Yes. That Karl Rove.
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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Blasphemous Jones ↙️ @blasphemousjones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The definition of terrorism" Source: www.reddit.com/r/LiveNews_2...
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I see ai "consciousness" is back in the conversation, so time to tap the sign again
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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👻 Ghost of Greg (He died) 👻 @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Best thing I saw at DragonCon by far. Silent Hill Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Head. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
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Queer Satanic @queersatanic.com · 04/09/2026
New York Times article, as quoted by a shocked Ben Collins on Bluesky:

To O'Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 ("separate, hard pellets") to Type 7 ("watery, no solid pieces"). O'Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 ("smooth, soft, like a snake"), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. "When you start eating healthy, you don't need toilet paper," he claimed. "Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus." He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and
"nearly orgasmic."

"I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room," he said, "and nobody would know."
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𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕪𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 @saltybitchables.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
TikTok took just took down this down this cute little video, too? #ProudBlue #RegisterToVote #DollyParton
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wikipedia really found the perfect photo to distill the majestic glory of the guitar solo.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/09/2026
Did you know if we add four seats to SCOTUS in 2029, we could bring back the charges against Trump for January 6? They could overturn the immunity ruling and consider tolling the statute of limitations for the duration of Trump’s presidency. We could also resurrect the classified documents case.
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