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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron

@karlrolson.com
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 3h
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!! Stupid sexy Gunso!
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 4h
yeah sure, i'm into sorkin. sorkin up UV til i look like a california raisin
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 7h
Another example of why making TV is fucked now: Big Bang Theory's newest spin-off is produced on a "10 episodes a season, two years to make a season" schedule. Even the lowest common denominator Chuck Lorre sitcom machine now makes streaming shows at the same speed as Stranger Things!
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🐧Sam Duvall🐧 @pachi3k.bsky.social · 9h
I remember what you did to me
The Dragon Ball logo but it says "DRAGON CON MIAMI MIKE"
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 9h
I've been using the "AI is plinko/pachinko" metaphor since the bubble lit off, as it easily shows why it's not like a person. The extent to which a real brain is similar at all, its pins rearrange, move & bend with every drop. A DNN's are fixed, needing every puck dropped again for each reply.
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 10h
if the capabilities of this model were only half as bad as what these researchers found it’d still be cause to go delete all personal data off of meta’s platform. pairing a chatbot interface with the hyperinvasive data collection meta does and then surfacing that tool to the *public* is indefensible
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 12h
static.klipy.com
No Nope EMT
Alt: No Nope EMT
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Mega Ran @megaran.com · 12h
i heard there's a new Megaman game coming... so i put the suit back on! peep OVERRIDE! youtu.be/nC76_Z19FvA
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 29/09/2026
had to do it:
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Salmon Toro&Tenmi🍉 @salmontoro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is my contribution to the #GoodbyeLara fandom. #さよならララ
JUST WALK OUT meme template with Lara from Goodbye Lara.
JUST WALK OUT
you can leave!!!
work
magical princess
movies
house you crash
dentist
ocean(she has legs now!)
shoppi center
angry mob if you're quick
friend ships
wrecked ships
IF IT SUCKS...HIT DA BRICKS!!
Real winners quit

Art by @salmontoro / @salmontenmi
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Chiaki Mitama 🐾🌭 @terrible.moe · 15h
We just forked the Gentoo Penguins.
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 17h
Roger Rabbit but in 2026:
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 18h
writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown
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treaty of frrms (42069) @frrms.blacksky.app · 18h
I would love to see @weatherishappening.com in this mix, for shits and giggles
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 18h
Every founder CEO in tech took the wrong lesson from Steve Jobs being booted from Apple, then coming back later. They think Apple would've been stronger with Jobs the whole time. That's wrong: as he needed that L to grow & run Apple effectively in his return. Today's founders don't get that lesson.
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 29/09/2026
had to do it:
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
If you have the Anthropic S-1, please message me at ezitron.76 on signal, i will protect your identity
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 29/09/2026
Yeah, putting a $2 box of hamburger helper into a $7 pound of regular chuck doesn't add up, and not everyone is gonna wanna think about using a $1 pack of store brand franks instead. It's rough out there.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 28/09/2026
ABe's Despera has been the Dr. Dre's Detox of anime/manga projects, but I hope ABe doesn't trip down the same rabbit holes as Konaka due to this finally moving forward, and I hope the ABe manga curse (as he himself has noted he's had a history of publishing issues) doesn't impact this either.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
“Plankton from Spongebob. This is A1 chum bucket” I have never screeched so loud
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
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Jeff Harris @nemalki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now Playing: Vince Staples - Blackberry Marmalade www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdcD... At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "Blackberry Marmalade" or Staples, it may say more about the listener than the song. Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world
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Vince Staples - Blackberry Marmalade
YouTube video by Vince Staples
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 27/09/2026
Rolling Stone both not clocking that even radio thinks radio's a dead medium outside of Country (which is both why the song charted: last audience not hyper-fractured by algorithms & personal curation) & not clocking that same fracturing applies to where people get their news: few read Billboard.
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 27/09/2026
Yet again, RIP Shock G. If it weren't for you, Beck probably wouldn't have learned to rap, so I wouldn't have spun Odelay basically all summer long in '96, thus learning "Jack-ass" on guitar & playing it for a Jr. High camp event, thus getting my first big applause as a wannabe musician. Influences!
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 27/09/2026
right, a cereal killer
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 27/09/2026
Is manga at the Winners/HomeSense a recession indicator, or just market saturation?
Copies of Jujutsu Kaisen and One Piece in the clearance books at a Winners/Home Sense
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 26/09/2026
#snackposting Doritos Century Egg Flavor 7/10 - they basically taste like hot spring eggs if you've ever had those, but surprisingly mild, and return to the base corn note very quickly. Only other gotcha is that they are made dark with carbon black, so not great if you're on meds.
A bag of Doritos Century Egg Flavor, corn chips, they are dark, black and basically just taste like hot spring eggs. About a 7 out of 10. I really expected them to taste more pungent.
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🔥💣SSSS.Camilleअ @getterdrill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
worst thing crunchyroll has ever done besides kill rightstuf is normalize the idea of no subs for ops/eds. I used to be okay with it because my reasoning was "Well when they come out on home video the songs will be translated so it's fine" but now home video isnt dead so lol
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eddievercetti @eddievercetti.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
Charlie Booker:
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Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
ALT: Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
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kins @ 🤷 💿 🔄👉 @zoldafitzgerald.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dude the SBR ED is crazy
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 26/09/2026
Realizing that this is like if Hato from Genshiken: Nidaime & Kuroki from Watamote linked up, and honestly, that's a pairing I could see working out.
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 26/09/2026
Yeah, literally a whole triple Eisner award-winning comic book series, with a great pilot for [adult swim] about how nerds are huge bastards to each other over the pettiest stuff, was made over 30 years ago, with the pilot being nearly 25 years old too. 1/
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Welcome to Eltingville (DVD RIP) [FULL VERSION]
YouTube video by VintageTimeMachine Studios
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 26/09/2026
I'm beginning to better see why Sony's previous streaming services died. They literally can't leave a functioning one they bought, which has a majority share of its genre, well enough alone to keep making money from people ,unless it's premium recurring revenue. Incompetent's an understatement.
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a Takeoff (RIP) and Offset freestyle originally!
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Quavo & Takeoff - HOTEL LOBBY | A COLORS SHOW
YouTube video by COLORS
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 26/09/2026
Galo Sengen lookin ass:
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ポリスマン/GAL男宣言
YouTube video by POLICEMAN110Tube
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RetroPC-Hime @blisswallpaper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Korean Tim Hortons have ***glasses***? They don't even give us glasses in Canada!!!
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 25/09/2026
#sodaposting & #snackposting Full reviews in the alt text but basically an 8 out of 10 experience all the way around. Nothing particularly outstanding here, but nothing offensive or gross either.
Cherry lemon trolli mountain dew. 8/10, does taste like gummy worms. A bright, red liquid in a clear bottle with gummy worms all over the label.Madagascar vanilla cream pejoy - 8/10, basically tastes like Oreos. The box art is a chocolate pejoy stick with white cream flowing out of it and a vanilla flower and vanilla beans in a creamy lake.Lay's cilantro potato sticks - 8/10, excellent flavor, but the the hard stale fry-like texture of them detracts. The box art is something that looks like a bunch of short crispy fries over a field of cilantro.
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Formerly "Chris's House of Chicken and Waffles" @bwprowl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*sighs* *pulls out wishlist of Lupin crossovers and dejectedly scribbles "Evangelion"*
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 25/09/2026
vibing with this
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 25/09/2026
I'm suddenly realizing that nothing will end up making kids more technically savvy than they already often are compared to whatever generation that preceded them (with rare exception,) than saying "you can't go on ready-made social media." They will vibe, if not manually, code a parallel internet.
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 25/09/2026
We were all so busy trying to figure out which Don Bluth mouse Holmes was, we ruled out the actual comic styled rodent: youtu.be/RBRFTM_NWsY
youtu.be
Rat Erotica: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segments)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 24/09/2026
If you'd told me after I thumbed through HPMOR & some Slate Star Codex posts in 2013 (as I saw a friend of mine latch on to & later move to the Bay Area due to those) that those same folks would've successfully pulled off an Operation White Snow in the ML/R&D side of tech, I'd've called you daft.
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 24/09/2026
Actual pocket monster, derogatory, sinister
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 24/09/2026
wow, that sucks complete ass! can’t get much worse than that (i see the “holdable AI” device) i was wrong!!
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Rude1 Haunted Badness. ⁂ @rude1.blacksky.team · 23/09/2026
tawk. 🗣️
Rudy mozilla wildposting
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 23/09/2026
Sutton, I mean, uh, Kelly, should get an Eisner, or a Pulitzer. An absolutely generational talent. One of the best to have ever done it. Does more with a panel than many comedians can do with weeks of late night monologues, podcasts or social media posts. Unrelentingly surgical, brisk & succinct.
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3 caffeinations deep in yerbadom (On Hiatus) @revolverunit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like telling people to cancel Nitro isn't enough of a message anymore, at this point you gotta actually cost Discord money by using a third party client and rip out any advertising with your bare hands.
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