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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026
disney ceo: we’re really struggling with this muppet show reboot. how do we keep you guys relevant in a post-superhero media landscape? kermit: don’t talk to me about heroes
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're designing a website for a restaurant, my tip would be: making it easy to find the menu is important, a 30-year breakdown of the founder's original vision and evolving philosophy less important.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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tonyhastings.bsky.social @tonyhastings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Rivals of Amziah King (complimentary)
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Suede @suedehq.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Antidepressants has been Shortlisted as one of the 2026 Mercury Prize Albums of the Year. -SuedeHQ
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Positioning a trans actor as the moral voice of reason, an unwavering advocate for Zeus’s law, and a man whose ultimate betrayal symbolizes the destruction of civilized Greek society for the sake of the 'victory' at Troy, is especially pertinent to where we are currently."
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TrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I keep seeing "pencil slop" being said by AI people as rage bait, and I'm like damn even your insults are ungrounded shallow empty ripoffs of something that already existed.
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tonyhastings.bsky.social @tonyhastings.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Cannot comprehend that both of these fine gentlemen are now no longer with us. RIP Sam Neill.
Cover art for the classic Aussie film Death in Brunswick with Sam Neill and John Clarke looking filthy as if they’ve spent all night burying a body.
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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 13/07/2026
I call for a national holiday in Australia and New Zealand as we mourn one of the very best human beings of the past century, who also happend to be quite a dab hand at acting. Mine is one of so many broken hearts the world over - what a fucking mensch.
Sam Neill in Zulawski's Possession, his back turned to the camera with his hand on a window, looking outside. It feels final as fuck.
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Nelson Carvajal @nelsoncarvajal.com · 07/07/2026
Wes Anderson got stuck in an elevator at the Academy Museum for half an hour!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Swamp @sirswampthing.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
1000th win for V/AFL clubs 1977 R05 - coll 1981 R12 - carl 1988 R09 - ess 1997 R13 - geel 2005 R08 - rich 2006 R17 - melb 2008 R10 - syd 2022 R17 - haw 2026 R17 - STK #AFLDonsSaints
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!
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Swamp @sirswampthing.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Most watched V/AFL players (crowd attendance) 23,353,434 - Scott Pendlebury 19,328,830 - STEELE SIDEBOTTOM 19,298,044 - Dustin Fletcher 14,620,287 - Jack Riewoldt 14,409,690 - Shaun Burgoyne #AFLPiesTigers #AFL
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Swamp @sirswampthing.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Shortest #AFL quarters this century (excluding 2020) 22:52 - 2026 R15 Q4 - COLL v PORT 23:23 - 2015 R18 Q1 - ess v wbd 23:33 - 2006 R19 Q3 - ess v coll 23:47 - 2004 R03 Q3 - syd v geel 23:54 - 2006 R08 Q3 - rich v adel 23:57 - 2006 SF Q3 - wce v wbd #AFLPiesPower
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tonyhastings.bsky.social @tonyhastings.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
@sirswampthing.bsky.social Here’s one for you: outside of 2020 have there been any shorter quarters than Q4 in the Pies/Power game? Less than 23 minutes so it wasn’t possible prior to the 1990s when they brought the time back from 25 minutes to 20.
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Killerspud @killerspud.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Reverse Gallipoli where the Turks can’t get past the Beach
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Railmaps @railmaps.com.au · 05/06/2026
Metromapper has added Sydney and Melbourne. Work is cancelled for today. metromapper.net
metromapper.net
Metro Mapper — Test Your Transit Knowledge
How well do you know your city's transit system? Play and find out!
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Oscar Isaac deserves credit for being, as far as I know, the first major actor to capture the tech bro CEO, in Ex Machina. Those guys were all over the news by then, but movies were still doing the "babbling nerd with a pocket protector" thing. Also accurate: what he really wants is slavery.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Some days I think this might be the best song of the 90s youtu.be/LBV_IEa7mXE?...
youtu.be
McAlmont & Butler - Yes (Later With Jools Holland '95) HD
YouTube video by Sam
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Latimer: Doggo Express! @latimer.dog · 26/04/2026
Trams are awesome More cities need trams
A blue and silver Midland Metro Birmingham tram is at the platform at Edgbaston tram stop, which has grassy tram tracks.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
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Swamp @sirswampthing.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Most V/AFL wins vs CARL 26 - SCOTT PENDLEBURY 25 - Kevin Bartlett 24 - Dustin Fletcher 23 - Michael Tuck 21 - Steele Sidebottom 20 - Simon Madden 20 - Francis Bourke 20 - Jack Titus #AFLBluesPies #AFL
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Kevin Bonham @kevinbonham.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Look upon this one, anti-preferencers, and despair. This is the face of art. Behold it and crawl back into the holes from which you came.
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 31/03/2026
Angus Taylor’s influence on the Coalition’s social media strategy is already bearing fruit
Anthony Albanese e 4h •
We're halving the fuel tax for three months to save you money when you fill up.
B 12.9K
Q6.7K~ 429
Geoff Provest MP • • 1h
Big deal...thanks for nothing
Always voted Labor
But not any more
Albo resign
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"Remember when __________ wasn't political?" - The Stupidest Person in the Room
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Swamp @sirswampthing.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
List of V/AFL rounds where CARL, ESS & RICH were all sitting in the bottom 3 on the ladder 2026 R03 #AFL
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The difference between these two is racism
Russia plans to illegally annex lands it invaded, even as its military falters.

Israel Plans to Control Large Parts of Southern Lebanon, Defense Minister Says
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Watching NO OTHER CHOICE. Its like a modern Ealing comedy.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
“Everywhere I went in New York people openly loathed the very sight of me. So naturally I concluded that the entire city had gone crazy and I left. There was no other possible explanation.”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/03/2026
Threads. 

pepsi: "What starts with a P and ends with epsi and we all love it?"

coloneltonymoore: "Putting all billionaires into submarines that implode when they get to the bottom of the ocean, where pressures can reach 16,000 or more psi."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Welcome to the Garyneum, the 13 day period between the birthdays of Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.
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Swamp @sirswampthing.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
82,528 is the biggest H&A crowd for STK in V/AFL games and the 41st biggest for Scott Pendlebury #AFLSaintsPies #AFL
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The most disgusting combination of self-enrichment and failed management in the history of the entertainment business. deadline.com/2026/03/davi...
deadline.com
David Zaslav Cashing In Over $100 Million Of Warner Bros Discovery Stock; Other Top Execs Also Sell
Warner Bros. Discovery chief executive David Zaslav is selling stock in the company worth north of $114 million.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
okay, here it is, the five key takeaways from this by-election: 1. Denton Kebab House 2. The Crispy Cod, Denton 3. Reddish Tandoori, Gorton 4. Cottage Chippy, Gorton 5. The Continental Takeaway, Denton
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Eric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The trajectory for promoting AI is the same as it was for Trump (and from a lot of the same people). It went from "here are the good things about it" to "never mind whether it's good, it's inevitable."
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Dana Stevens @thehighsign.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
OK, the title is hilarious, but this is seriously a brilliant takedown of Fennell's film that doubles as a passionate appreciation of Emily Brontë. My review gave this movie an "eh, not for me" shrug bc at least it was not as actively evil as Promising Young Woman. But it really is stupid as hell.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A Placebo cover band also called Placebo
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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tonyhastings.bsky.social @tonyhastings.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Watching the ski “jumping” at the Winter Olympics and feel like Woody in Toy Story:
Woody in Toy Story complaining “That wasn’t flying! That was… falling with style.” 

‘Flying’ has been crossed out and replaced with ‘jumping’.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking
Show
Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen
Prue Leith
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
White House press corps, I know some of you are shy, so let me help you get started. This isn't fifty questions--I could only fit twenty-one in alt text--but let me know if you need more!
Did you know that Trump himself had not posted the video when you defended it?
Why would you accuse people who were offended by a racist video of lying about their reactions?
What percentage of Trump's Truth Social posts are made by someone else?
What percentage of Trump's Truth Social posts are made without his knowledge?
How many people aside from Trump have access to his social media account?
Who are those people?
Which of Trump's other Truth Social posts were posted by someone else?
How can anyone be sure that posts under Trump's name come from Trump?
Why should anyone believe that this particular post did not come from Trump since it is consistent with his well-reported history of racist remarks and conduct?
If people can't be sure any post is his, why should anyone take any post under his name either literally or seriously?
What was the impulse for the staffer to make that post?
Has the staffer been disciplined in any way?
Will the staffer continue to have access to his account?
What does it say about Trump's judgment that he would choose a staffer with this kind of judgment to have access to his account?
Is the anonymous staffer a hastily invented concoction to which you pivoted once you realized that the story was going to outgrow your attempts to dismiss it?
How do you react to the almost universal condemnation of the post?
The President's late-night posting sprees are filled with lapses in taste and judgment as well as threats and pronouncements that go nowhere. What does that say about the President's emotional stability?
What does it say about the President's honesty?
What does it say about the President's credibility?
Hasn't your own credibility been damaged by your defense of something  widely seen as indefensible?
What does it say about you that you were comfortable not only defending the video but attacking those who were offended by it?
Doesn't the amount of lying Trump does, and that you do for him, undermine your ability to be trusted on anything?
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
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