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Shamp

@megabrow12.bsky.social
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Leeds United fan since 2025. #UpTheLeeds I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots. B(Nudes)io @woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work. A “surprisingly useful friend”. Moron.

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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 1h
#DandysADay day 5 The Black Album 2004
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 1h
I just saw a link to a food video with the caption ‘I can’t believe I didn’t know this amazing trick!’ and I did not click on that link. #SelfImprovement
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 3h
This prick has not seen Lady and the Tramp.
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m 95% convinced Reform policy is just ‘whatever someone saw a boomer complaining about on Facebook yesterday’. Also when did Braverman defect?? I missed or forgot that happening.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Am I? AI slop? Is there a way to check? VERY WORRIED.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me on Bluesky when you’re all posting about US politics.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Current Dandy Warhols rating #DandysADay 1: 13 Tales 2: Come down 3: Monkey house 4: Rule ok 5: Odditorium 6: Rockmaker 7: black album 8: why you so crazy
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#DandysADay Day 4 Welcome To The Monkey House 2003
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Account name would be ‘are you going to eat all that?’ They would post about how she hopes I’m not going to eat all that. And when Mrs Shamp might come home. And how great it is when she does.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If ‘song of the summer were not dead’ it would be Whats Wrong With Me by Olivia Rodrigo and Robert Smith.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s a Shamp Promise folks. Vote for me whilst there are still elections.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah well. We had a good run lads
I got moderated out
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just started watching a historical political US drama thing on channel 4. Is really good - excellent writing, stellar cast. Would recommend.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s still up 🤷‍♂️ I once stated that American cheese is bad on that group and that comment was deleted within the hour and I got a warning about future conduct.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s about 5 or 6 here that I started watching and didn’t finish. Possibly more..
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The money appears…as if by magic
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 25/09/2026
Are there any Dutch lawyers available to answer a few questions for me? Quite an urgent request
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How long until this gets moderated out?
Someone on the NYT cooking page made a Palestinian dish. Looks lovely Comment from someone saying the salad is Israeli.
Reply says Israeli salad was adapted from traditional Arab and Palestinian salads.
Reply from me: 

 I hardly think Israel would steal something directly from Palestine and then claim it was theirs all along.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Could you all be less funny and interesting please? I have work to do.
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press. youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...
youtu.be
Bullseye - The cruel mistress that is the Prize Board
YouTube video by ChristinaLMartin
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This basically #DandysADay
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay… #DandysADay day 3 13 Tales From Urban Bohemia
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That blows my mind.
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
Face it. It’s been far TOO long since you’ve seen TOO MANY COOKS. #adultswim
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Too Many Cooks | Adult Swim
Too Many Cooks Watch Full Episodes: http://asw.im/3cyX3a SUBSCRIBE: https://youtube.com/adultswim1?sub_confirmation=1 About Adult Swim: Adult Swim is your late-night home for animation and live-action comedy. Enjoy some of your favorite shows, including Robot Chicken, Venture Bros., Tim and Eric, Aqua Teen, Childrens Hospital, Delocated, Metalocalypse, Squidbillies, and more. Watch some playlists. Fast forward, rewind, pause. It's all here. And remember to visit http://AdultSwim.com for all your full episode needs. We know you wouldn't forget, but it never hurts to make sure. Connect with Adult Swim Online: Visit Adult Swim WEBSITE: http://bit.ly/ASWebsite Like Adult Swim on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/ASFacebook Follow Adult Swim on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/ASTweet Too Many Cooks | Adult Swim http://www.youtube.com/user/adultswim
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Adrian Chills @adrianchills.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#84: Chard
A screengrab of a headline to a Guardian column by Adrian Chiles. It reads "I'm an avid fan of chard - but you can have too much of a good thing"

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We had been four weeks in the Downlands, myself and Brom. Four weeks on foot through valleys and dales, cross meandering streams and fast-running rivers; four weeks living off the few small creatures that Brom managed to catch - barely enough to keep a dog alive, let alone a dog and man. Thankfully, we had encountered no further Remnants, but we had seen no other Living either and I had begun to think that we two might be the last left alive in this region.
Finally, at the point where hunger had begun to feel like an ever-present companion for us both, we came across a small cottage by a wood. Deserted, near derelict inside, it held little prospect as a camp until I pushed aside the cracked back door and found myself looking at a wondrously overgrown vegetable garden. Chard leaves, almost reaching to my own height, filled the wide beds, and I, desperate for something other than toasted squirrel meat - and simultaneously heedless of the suspicious twitchings of Brom’s wet nose - grabbed handfuls of the stuff and began eating.
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The taste was glorious - earthy, full, with a tinge of bitterness - everything my deprived body had craved. And the supply appeared boundless. Despite Brom’s clear reservations, I decided to make the cottage our temporary home.
The years of wandering through The Scorched Country and The Flesheries - all that Brom and I had seen, and fled from and fought - should have given me more pause, I know that now, especially considering what horrors we had encountered, all spawned from The Great Blast. But the taste - ah, the taste of those leaves was so beguiling, so moreish…
Over the course of a week, during which I ate only the leaves - with poor Brom left to scavenge for whatever small prey he could find in our vicinity - I found myself becoming increasingly torpid and indolent. My skin took on a glistening appearance, as though sticky wet. At the same time I found my limbs growing weak, almost seeming to recede back into my body. I began to wonder who had made this garden, and where they were now?
Then one night the answer came. Crawling out into the garden almost on my belly, desperate for another leaf or two, I spied through the thick stems, a pair of stalked eyes staring back at me. Parting the stems with my wizened hand I saw him - what once had been a man, now something other; a creature resembling some kind of slug-human hybrid. His lipless, wet mouth opened in soundless greeting. I went to reply and found my own voice vanished.
Then teeth grabbed my trousers and I felt myself getting pulled away, back through the house, out through the front door, back through fields away from the cottage - away to safety.
With a weak hand I scritched Brom’s head. My saviour. My friend.
“Good boy,” I said, my voice now returning, “Good, good boy.”
Brom’s eyes spoke of love. And not a little reproach.
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 24/09/2026
Wanna go and see Tyondai Braxton and Rian Treanor at the ICA tonight? It’s bound to rule, but I’m feeling rough so eschewing my ticket - hit me up! www.ica.art/live/ctmxica...
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ICA | CTM × ICA: Tyondai Braxton + Rian Treanor with Rotherham Sight & Sound + AM sin
The Institute of Contemporary Arts (ICA) is London’s leading space for contemporary culture. We commission, produce and present new work in film, music, performance and the visual arts by today’s most...
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One thing about me is if you work in IT and I ask you to load some data for me, the load file I give you will be immaculate. No error processing or pre-load clean up for you. That’s the Shamp guarantee.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean…those Percy Pigs are good.
Essex crime roundup - a woman robbed the same M&S 24 times
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here’s a life tip you can have for free. No matter how busy you are, always try and carve out a few minutes each day for some masturbation. #LiveLaughWank
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am available for life coaching - dm me for rates.
Jacket potato, chilli, cheese. 
Nice!
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello - here’s that time Gladys Knight let The Pips have a go own their own. It’s great! youtu.be/hJ7ddNk_a6E?...
youtu.be
I Can See Clearly Now
YouTube video by Gladys Knight & The Pips - Topic
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s before 9am but, because I am better than you, I already have a potato baking in a low oven which I will eat with leftover vegetarian chilli after my yoga class.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me when a grand slam is on…
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MajorFlake @majorflake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey fuckers I'm serious can someone help me out
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol @ someone saying Winter by Tori Amos. Anyhoo some great actually not considered masterpieces in the replies to the 2 skeets here..
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Home Improvement kid is 45 now. Also the guy who played the elder brother has 8 kids. 8!
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Name a sitcom set in America. You can't. They don't exist x
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I was 11 or 12 my granddad told me that all humans were like dogs, in that we are born bisexual, but it’s conditioned out of most of us whereas dogs are still free to hump what they like.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They make hot honey by force feeding bees Tabasco sauce. Like foie gras geese, but tiny.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m all for historical re-enactments, dunno if the 1929 stock market crash is one I’d go for personally…
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#DandysADay Day 2 The Dandy Warhols Come Down
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bananas are objectively, the best food. They need no washing, they come in their own handy wrapper and are one of the few foods that tastes nice on their own.
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Woah!
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Haven’t been to St John in forever, but also I’m a bit poor at the moment. Can someone take me to St John. And pay please.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay, doing this. #DandysADay Dandy’s Rule OK It is 1995 and having failed to secure a big label deal the Dandy Warhols release this on Tim/Kerr Records based in the bands Portland hometown.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember when that lawyer guy got elected prime minister, basically did nothing and still got ousted by his own party? That was weird.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Meanwhile on Facebook my sister just asked if a headline I shared was fake news. From The Onion.
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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quoth the raven, “Macklemore”.
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