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That definitely would wipe out Trump in the mid terms.

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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One of the issues which became apparent very quickly yesterday was that a number of the people assembled under the "Greens for Palestine" banner had been Corbynite Labour activists in the 2010s. One of their spokespeople was literally the election agent for a Socialist Campaign Group MP in 2019.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Aye, and I'm North Ferriby's new 40 goals a season striker.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bit cheaper this time of year, Caledonian to Fort William is a good trip for the scenery in the morning, as long as the weather is OK.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

To add another great quote about the different codes:- "Rugby League is a simple game played by simple men. Rugby Union is a complex game played by wankers" Laurie Daley

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"I'm 55, I've had a triple heart bypass, but I reckon I could manage 40 minutes of Union. I wouldn't last 5 minutes in league" Graham Murray, former All Blacks coach.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yorkshire Dads: Hot single radiators in your area are waiting for you to turn them down.

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West Lancs A Ives @westlancsives.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Whatever your plans are today make sure you enjoy your weekend. And if you feel down or bored just remember, Danny Tommo is shitting in a bucket

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time

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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I like to wrap potatoes in aluminum foil because I don't want the government to know what my potatoes are thinking.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I still can't believe that after all these years people who i thought had a modicum of intelligence are still falling for copy and paste 'Facebook is going to start charging you' posts

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JB @jb72jb72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just seen that someone has called the latest evidence City have referred to as ‘The Pepstein Files’ #MCFC

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ooh, might try and check that out 👀

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Finally, someone showing up the dreadful Kuenssberg and not letting her dictate terms and angle for the 'gotcha', which is what the lobby hacks thrive on. If everyone else in politics did this, she'd eventually explode.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Genuinely hope that Danny Tommo ends up 2's up with Leroy, who wants a 'wife' and has a cock like half a bike tyre.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Russian countryside is full of fields of obsolete planes, tanks, missiles etc all from the Soviet era, none of it usable. If NATO went all in, they'd be beaten in days, possibly hours.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'd imagine that the FBPE fruitloops are busy constructing a wicker man for him right now.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The end of stock take week at work is nigh

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Apple through a tennis racket, etc.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Jeremy Vine show once again highlighting that we've become a nation of truly horrible cunts. Or at least the ones allowed to talk in media circles.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Or like Alan Davidson, the cheeky foul mouthed fox.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I was at the game in that picture, Dean Windass scored after 30 seconds, got sent off after 10 minutes for swearing at Jeff Winter and we still won 3-1.

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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran replacement support act announced.

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Vic And Bob Bill Decker

Alt: Vic And Bob Bill Decker

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I like to use cocktail umbrellas when it’s raining and pretend I’m a giant. My wife & I are separated

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Growing old sucks arse, just pulled a hair out of my eyebrows so white it's just dressed all in black and got on a train to Dover

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you're calling it a Harrington, I'll take that!

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Another good day for selling 'zines, and we had a reasonably entertaining game of football to accompany it.

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi

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View from the Allotment End @vftae.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

🚨 Issue 31 klaxon! Gone to print and available to order. Thank you, as always, to all our writers. Fab range of content. 52pp £3 All profits to UK Sepsis Trust Tommy & I will be outside North Ferriby vs Stocksbridge Park Steels from 12.30 Mail order via vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view... 🙏

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

These mad 1950s nylon trousers egg sandwiches sexless everywhere closed by 8pm joyless beige repressed flat pints of bitter no dogs no Irish smell of cabbage endless rain six of the best insular dead by 60 nicotine stained fart riddled manky teeth cap doffing flavourless tragic weird bastards.

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