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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I still can't believe that after all these years people who i thought had a modicum of intelligence are still falling for copy and paste 'Facebook is going to start charging you' posts

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JB @jb72jb72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just seen that someone has called the latest evidence City have referred to as ‘The Pepstein Files’ #MCFC

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Finally, someone showing up the dreadful Kuenssberg and not letting her dictate terms and angle for the 'gotcha', which is what the lobby hacks thrive on. If everyone else in politics did this, she'd eventually explode.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Genuinely hope that Danny Tommo ends up 2's up with Leroy, who wants a 'wife' and has a cock like half a bike tyre.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The end of stock take week at work is nigh

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Jeremy Vine show once again highlighting that we've become a nation of truly horrible cunts. Or at least the ones allowed to talk in media circles.

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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran replacement support act announced.

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Vic And Bob Bill Decker

Alt: Vic And Bob Bill Decker

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I like to use cocktail umbrellas when it’s raining and pretend I’m a giant. My wife & I are separated

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Growing old sucks arse, just pulled a hair out of my eyebrows so white it's just dressed all in black and got on a train to Dover

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Another good day for selling 'zines, and we had a reasonably entertaining game of football to accompany it.

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi

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View from the Allotment End @vftae.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

🚨 Issue 31 klaxon! Gone to print and available to order. Thank you, as always, to all our writers. Fab range of content. 52pp £3 All profits to UK Sepsis Trust Tommy & I will be outside North Ferriby vs Stocksbridge Park Steels from 12.30 Mail order via vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view... 🙏

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

These mad 1950s nylon trousers egg sandwiches sexless everywhere closed by 8pm joyless beige repressed flat pints of bitter no dogs no Irish smell of cabbage endless rain six of the best insular dead by 60 nicotine stained fart riddled manky teeth cap doffing flavourless tragic weird bastards.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Roses are red Hair looks good in curls

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The Far Right agenda is that Britain’s diverse cities are hellholes (*because they’re diverse*) but the country’s real problems are in towns that are predominantly white.

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A66 crash: Distrust and fear hang over Middlesbrough

BBC News visits town where violence has escalated after the fatal crash and residents say they are living in fear.

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Parody Zack Polanski @parodyzackpolanski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The Deep State has conspired to publish the Reform Illegal Donations story today, purely to overshadow me standing in the by election. Grrrrrr!

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Woogie from There's Something About Mary looks well.

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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

[The Mamas and The Papas, But They're Dogs] 🎵All the leavs are grey 🎵(All the leaves are grey) 🎵And the sky is grey 🎵(And the sky is grey) 🎵I've been for a walk *entire band loses their fucking minds*

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

North Ferriby 1 Beverley Town 0. In between the heavy downpours 2 relatively poor sides attempted to play football, but the Villagers once again proved themselves to be East Yorkshire's top non league outfit against the wannabes from Beverley (near York), who on that showing are going back down

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Can I just shock you? I like ICE, despite what I said earlier.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

North Ferriby moving kick off next Saturday to 2 o clock, on the same day I've got use of a pass for #hcafc?

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Mitchell And Webb Football

ALT: Mitchell And Webb Football

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RemembranceWatch @remembrancewatch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Rememvanrance. Excellent stuff, attention to detail and a good selection of planes. 8/10. Read the alt, it's a thing of beauty.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Completely forgot just how much havoc veggie mince plays with my internals

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton had everything and chose to share it with others. Great musician and an even better humanitarian. RIP.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A cracking start to a very important week, as a foot pain flare up keeps me off work. Genuinely fed up of not being able to do at least a month without having a day or more off because of my failing body.

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Make a band bigger Dire Bays

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Problem: Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting Solution: Sunday Morning Coming Down

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

News - 'Cross Country cancels almost all train services after a power cut' Train passengers - 'Just like any other day, then!'

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Comedian's Classic 'Thank You, I'll Be Here All Week'

ALT: Comedian's Classic 'Thank You, I'll Be Here All Week'

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This Twitter exchange happened on 23 August 2012, so: happy I BET YOU DO ALMOND YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS day to all who celebrate

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