Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialthe gabidook ₊˚⊹♡ @gabifrost.bsky.social · 21/02/2026am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin 254810928
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialJim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 21/02/2026Do they though 551260184
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Runs With Scissors is probably better than the reverse 36117
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 26/01/2026*flicking a lit cigarette* im not like other Muppet babies 0386124
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Last week's comic. I'm new to The Traitors and predictably loved every minute of it 1139499
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialJ @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 24/05/2024Found this in some old photos: the cartoon that got my biggest twitter numbers 162355742
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialRobert Ellingsworth @by1959.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I Love Graffiti. 231489288
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026how far is Davos from Dignitas 111286278
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Man goes to doctor. Says “doctor, I am depressed, life just seems like hollow joke”. Doctor says “well, whatever you do, don’t go see the so-called ‘great’ clown Pagliacci at the circus, I took my wife last night and boy does he suck ass, the idio…why are you crying?” 15311
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialThe Hedonistic Pervert @photonmarie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026this is genuinely incredible 91132985083
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialkonnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds 77120584624
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/12/2024First of all, I didn’t “karate chop” your baby. We were sparring 10936161
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialThat catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/01/2026 236466
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialNovember Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 05/01/2026magical 8987262746
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 03/01/2026oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela] 62113413
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialThe Anti-Christ Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 18/12/2023"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy. "And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming. 191365411
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialMillie(let) @gyro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit 2141891368
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 15/11/2025your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️ 184155465125
tomjconnor.bsky.social @tomjconnor.bsky.social · 27/10/2025In London at an exhibition by that creepy German doctor guy who made artworks out of dead bodies, one schoolgirl casually said to her friend "stop sniffing it and listen to me" 0172
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 11/10/2025getting a lot of haters talking shit about my set at the epstein island comedy festival, as if those young women don’t deserve to see me do stand up 3719119
tomjconnor.bsky.social @tomjconnor.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Should be called New Boston in the US then! Bloody yanks 000
tomjconnor.bsky.social @tomjconnor.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Had to look it up on Google maps cos I thought you'd gone to the US 😂 100
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 07/06/2025[abruptly stops beatboxing] I do. 5400127
tomjconnor.bsky.social @tomjconnor.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Mentioned it to my partner cos it sounded like her sort of thing, it's now on her wishlist 000
tomjconnor.bsky.social @tomjconnor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Listening to Nadine Shah now, after you got really excited when she came out 😂 100
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialnige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 24/06/2023me: *chopping onions* wife: shouldn’t you use a knife for that? me: i took karate lessons for a reason, linda 229183
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 03/03/2025me: (pointing to a jack) hey man can you reach that jack jack reacher: you are not going to believe this 141400158
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialKelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 22/11/2024This hit my weak point for massive damage 15677832254
tomjconnor.bsky.social @tomjconnor.bsky.social · 09/11/2024media.tenor.coma close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue overalls .ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue overalls . 000
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Niche tweet but Nate Silver final blog reminds me of the scene in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where the mad scientist tries to get a computer to predict where a golden ticket is and it refuses because that's cheating. 9803
tomjconnor.bsky.social @tomjconnor.bsky.social · 16/08/2024Could it just be technology? Black & white newsreels vs colour photography, whereas digital cameras have been around for 20 years? 000
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 14/07/2024There is an inherent snobbery and superiority in the idea a photo of Trump surviving a shooting wins him the election. Oh, I myself am not swayed by that but your average voter is an idiot easily swayed by flashing colours and bright lights. Honestly, fuck off. 913115
Reposted by @tomjconnor.bsky.socialJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 21/05/2024remind me, when companies create an actual revolutionary technology that is going to change the world, do they usually have to beg users to adopt it, give it away for free for years, and at last resort force it on people with no way to disable it? Is that usually how revolutionary tech works? 493184982
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CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN [entering the breakfast room]:
Good morning everyone
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CW:
Today’s mission is the hardest one yet:
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CW:
Having absolutely *no chill whatsoever*.
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[Various of the Contestants doing their best ‘disproportionate reaction’ faces]:
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
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JADE:
*HAUNTED SIDEYE*
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AMANDA [shaking head, saying out loud]:
Inappropriately solemn reaction shot
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[In the car en route to the Mission, spotting a few props set up in the woods];
JESSIE:
OH MI GOOOOD
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JESSIE:
What is THAAAAT
[unseen contestant responding off-frame]:
It’s some props in a wood
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ROXY [in the middle of doing a silly task in the sunny countryside]:
WE’VE GOT TO DO AN ESSENTIALLY UNDEMANDING TASK IN THE PLEASANT COUNTRYSIIIDE
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REECE [crying, being comforted by solemn contestants]:
I’m just feeling sad about the silly parlour game
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MATTHEW [stern face, hand up in the roundtable like he’s a lawyer striking the killer blow]:
Can I just get some clarification on what you meant by… ‘Good morning’?
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RACHEL [in the staring-murderously-to-camera bit]
I can’t believe he said “Good morning”
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