Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is this very, very good AI music in the room with us right now? 010
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A£AP Rocky is larger but less stable than his US counterpart A$AP Rocky 010
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I haven’t listened to Burnham’s speech but what I’m getting from commentators on Bluesky is that he didn’t say the things they wanted him to say or if he did he didn’t say them in the right way or if he did then he won’t actually follow through on the things he said. 200
Reposted by Tom Eastongeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/05/2023no longer an anxiety girl, not yet a screaming woman 732351
Reposted by Tom EastonBalderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Political terms that would also double up as great wrestler’s names: Triple lock Filibuster Black Rod Erskine May Hybrid Bill The Mace Manifesto Deputy Whip 185514
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026not even allowed to get old unhealthily these days because of woke 000
Reposted by Tom EastonTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Technology enthusiasts severely overestimate the average person’s desire or willingness or capacity to build and use AI agents. I understand some work roles that could mandate or encourage it but that is no way a tech revolution. Agents are best for structured, clearly delineated tasks. 331886305
Reposted by Tom EastonVelour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose 692142713
Reposted by Tom EastonMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Captain Iran. 3103445420
Reposted by Tom EastonNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3342441200
Reposted by Tom EastonTom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My wife just showed me this. Description in the alt text 101
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My wife just showed me this. Description in the alt text 101
Reposted by Tom EastonSpong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What at horrible day to have eyes. 4041794
Reposted by Tom EastonJohn Angus Spencer-Barnes 🏳️🌈 @johnbarnes.org · 26/09/2026It was wonderful to lead the Preston Pride parade today as the Town Crier and Bellman of the city and to make the opening proclamation. Love is love my friends. 626334
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Manchester City players returning from the International breakstatic.klipy.comCommunity Worst TimelineALT: Community Worst Timeline 000
Reposted by Tom EastonDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If Sesame Street really cared about children they'd realize Big Bird could feed a hungry family for a month 97910
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Underpants theft needs regulation says CEO of Underpants Gnomes. 000
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Welcome to the resistance, err…Jacob Rees-Mogg. I guess. 211
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m sorry, you want me to be a hunter AND a gatherer? 000
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026she's a 10 but she always greets you with "good moaning" 000
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I can still recall our last summer I still see it all 6 months with no rain temperatures insane Our last summer 'cos of climate change 010
Reposted by Tom EastonEmma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/202611. Hampshire Police say six people who took part in the protest in Gosport have been arrested, including for assaulting an emergency worker. The force is making inquiries into what happened at sea and hasn't confirmed identity of the arrests. 535554
Reposted by Tom EastonDavid Harper @davidharper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I love every part of this story, besides the pelican needing help to begin with.adn.comScientists heard a knock at the door. It was a pelican in need of help.“This is kind of just a once-in a-lifetime experience,” said marine researcher Annsli Hilton. 1176
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Andy Warhol said "one day everyone will be Leader of the Welsh Reform Party for 15 minutes"theguardian.comHelen Jenner unveiled as Reform UK’s new leader in Wales after arrest of Dan ThomasNigel Farage dismisses loss of previous leader as ‘bump in the road’ and says party will ‘carry on as if nothing has happened’ 040
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Woke up this morning feeling fine Made a mistake though, I went online 000
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. You need to see great show, very entertaining, funny show. Lots of them in town. But whatever you do, don't go to see clown Pagliacci. That guy sucks ass.' 010
Reposted by Tom EastonMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So excited to have finally seen the Guggenheim! 3578643
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ther world is a total shit show at the moment but at least we can all take comfort in the knowledge that Arsenal lost 3-nil today 000
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tilly Norwood just took down a rogue AI and saved humanity so I think some apologies are in order. 010
Reposted by Tom EastonThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2026Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes theonion.comFertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of TestesBALTIMORE—In a major breakthrough that sheds new light on the still largely unexplored region, leading fertility experts at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine announced Friday that they h... 16959113
Reposted by Tom Eastoncrabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026what’s peter pan’s favorite place to eat out? wendys 73915
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They should re-release all the books under the names of the ghostwriters 010
Reposted by Tom EastonStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786352557
Reposted by Tom EastonMelinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 18/09/2026Finally, someone has fully understood the female gaze, because as everyone else has pointed out, that is Lesbian Christopher Walken and that is EXACTLY what women want 1112
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I said a hip-hop, the hippie, the hippie To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin' To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat as was foretold 001
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026lolthebookseller.comDavid Walliams' backlist dropped by HarperCollinsHarperCollins has dropped the backlist of children's author David Walliams, The Bookseller understands. 010