Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 30/09/2026There’s a new channel on Sky called ‘Mystery X’ that features all the ridiculous Fortean shows I adore. 000
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 30/09/2026Today on ‘I forgot I ordered that!’ A smoke alarm! 030
Reposted by Ben Southwood 🐿️Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That moment when you’ve waited ages in a long supermarket checkout queue, and the person in front of you- having packed and paid - decides they want to yak with the staff member on the till. 5233
Reposted by Ben Southwood 🐿️Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We've already had some brilliant donations in, so let's keep this going, please do spread the word! 01714
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 29/09/2026music.apple.com/ie/album/blo...music.apple.comBlond Adonis by Future Bible Heroes on Apple MusicSong · 1997 · Duration 4:49 000
Reposted by Ben Southwood 🐿️Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose 692137713
Reposted by Ben Southwood 🐿️Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026 111737
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 28/09/2026Ben bravely ordered a pizza, because he couldn’t be arsed cooking. 020
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 28/09/2026music.apple.com/ie/album/lov...music.apple.comLove is a Bourgeois Construct by Pet Shop Boys on Apple MusicSong · 2013 · Duration 6:41 000
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 27/09/2026Cough, splutter, hot-flush…static.klipy.comBack To Bed Going Back To BedAlt: Back To Bed Going Back To Bed 020
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 27/09/2026Agatha on hearing I’m poorly.static.klipy.comDolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago: If He Dies, He DiesAlt: Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago: If He Dies, He Dies 120
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 27/09/2026This isn’t a cold. This is man-flu.static.klipy.comNot Feeling WellAlt: Not Feeling Well 230
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 27/09/2026Celebrity ‘Help my House is Haunted!’ with Gary Numan.static.klipy.comPopcorn Guy Enjoys Popcorn While RelaxingAlt: Popcorn Guy Enjoys Popcorn While Relaxing 100
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 26/09/2026Some nice moments on the final ‘Soft Cell’ album. R.I.P. Dave Ball. 000
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 26/09/2026Aggie disappeared again, but has just shown up. She’ll be the death of me. 150
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 26/09/2026I set up a family shopping list in ‘Apple Reminders’ for ease of use, but my wife only decides to look at it *never*. 000
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 26/09/2026I’ve decided to be in a bad mood.static.klipy.comSad Frog Sings Hello Darkness My Old FriendAlt: Sad Frog Sings Hello Darkness My Old Friend 240
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 26/09/2026I survived the night.static.klipy.comMan Says 'I Have A Cold'Alt: Man Says 'I Have A Cold' 120
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 25/09/2026I’m being chivalrous and sleeping in a different room. 010
Reposted by Ben Southwood 🐿️So Mayer @suchmayer.northsky.social · 24/09/2026Donate to Category Is's fix-it fund: gofund.me/8591b840cgofund.meDonate to Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!, organized by Category Is BooksFor the past eight years, Category Is Books has been able to comfortably oper… Category Is Books needs your support for Help Category Is Books Get Shutters! 02315
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 25/09/2026I have a cold and I have to look after *someone else* with a cold. Being a parent stinks!static.klipy.comGrumpy Little Girl Throws FoodAlt: Grumpy Little Girl Throws Food 010
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 24/09/2026My wife is collecting her now fixed car and is bringing me a curry. 010
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 24/09/2026Feeling a little fragile at the moment, but my animal friends are the best. 190
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 24/09/2026Bluesky is mirroring my brain today.static.klipy.comLoading Dog: Wtf MomentAlt: Loading Dog: Wtf Moment 010
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 24/09/2026Got around 20 metres with the dogs and got a phone call to collect a poorly offspring. 000
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 24/09/2026Got the snotskies.static.klipy.comModern Family Phil DunphyAlt: Modern Family Phil Dunphy 000
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 24/09/2026Sweet potato curry tonight, I think. I’ve gravitated towards a Nigella recipe.static.klipy.comSpongebob and Patrick SmilingAlt: Spongebob and Patrick Smiling 010
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 23/09/2026I don’t know why being called one of her ‘Playschool Babies’ makes me feel so warm and fuzzy, but it genuinely does. 040
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 23/09/2026Women I don’t know keep saying hello to me.static.klipy.comDuckie Dale at the PromAlt: Duckie Dale at the Prom 010
Reposted by Ben Southwood 🐿️Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Rory Stewart turning to stare weirdly at @pronouncedalva.bsky.social on Newsnight last night 7641983
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 22/09/2026Managed to attain a split in the seat of another pair of pants. It’s the curse of a pert posterior.static.klipy.comSpongebob's Split PantsAlt: Spongebob's Split Pants 120
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 22/09/2026My current hyper-fixation is home automation. My wife is delighted.static.klipy.comJosee The Tiger And The Fish Mai NinomiyaAlt: Josee The Tiger And The Fish Mai Ninomiya 010
Ben Southwood 🐿️ @bensouthwood.com · 22/09/2026Have people really bullied the lovely Robin Ince into deactivating his account here? 100