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Today in London I saw a bike traffic jam. There were so many cyclists in the cycle lane they couldn’t all go through on the green traffic light and the queue stretched back a hundred yards. Time to convert car lanes into bike lanes.

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Funland (VHS) : 4143s

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 4143 seconds.

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

the onion has milkshake ducked itself

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

will there be people involved? then no

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

now the EU will be certain to lettuce back in

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

look, no-one said you were an EVIL bot

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I for one welcome etc etc...

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

that's exactly what a bot would say

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/10/2026

“bsky is dying” shut up we’re all dying

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Not many people know this but Big Ben is the scientist The monster's name is Elizabeth Tower.

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Forget LLMs, what we need are more MMLs

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

we might have to rewrite this entry as The Anglo-Norman-Hedgehog invasion of Ireland

Anglo-Norman invasion of Ireland - Wikipedia
The Anglo-Norman invasion was a watershed in Ireland's history, marking the beginning of over 800 years of British presence in Ireland. In May 1169, Anglo-Norman mercenaries landed in Ireland at the request of Diarmait mac Murchada (Dermot MacMurragh), the deposed King of Leinster, who sought...

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

the 3% of people who would benefit from the changes to inheritance tax have spoken!

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Not sure if this counts but I hate it when paper in period dramas is all yellow and old-looking. Contemporary paper would be white. it only turns yellow over time.

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If my calculations are correct the time on the moon is approximately 1/6th of the time it is on Earth

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

does anyone know of a good US news podcast? (please not Pod Save America)

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

At least you went! I swerved it this morning

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Me: Just like Penelope, I am refusing to complete this epic task, working on it all day then undoing all my efforts when night falls. My boss: it’s an email. I literally just want you to write one email.

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Possession is 9 tents of the law.

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Olivia Hope @oliviahopewriter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is more than a migration story. It is about fear of the unknown and how that can be overwhelming, but with a little support from just one voice we can do the unimaginable. 'Head up, wings wide and own the sky. You will find your way.' Illustrations by Huynh Kim Liên published by Templar Books

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Which singer will steal your lunch money? Bully Eilish

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

this is already more information than I wanted

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I intend to go to my grave ignorant of what "hamburger helper" is

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The Bookseller @thebookseller.com · 06/10/2026

Hachette UK has acquired independent children’s publisher Otter-Barry Books, with its backlist and contracted frontlist set to transfer into Hachette Children’s Group (HCG). 👇

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Hachette UK acquires Otter-Barry Books

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026

Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal theonion.com/toddler-scientists-fin…

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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.

Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name

Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "

Closeup of the text for the photo that says

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is this very, very good AI music in the room with us right now?

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A£AP Rocky is larger but less stable than his US counterpart A$AP Rocky

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I haven’t listened to Burnham’s speech but what I’m getting from commentators on Bluesky is that he didn’t say the things they wanted him to say or if he did he didn’t say them in the right way or if he did then he won’t actually follow through on the things he said.

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/05/2023

no longer an anxiety girl, not yet a screaming woman

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The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Political terms that would also double up as great wrestler’s names: Triple lock Filibuster Black Rod Erskine May Hybrid Bill The Mace Manifesto Deputy Whip

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Deputy Whip and Chief Whip could be a tag team

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