Reposted by Tom Crittenden Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶 851143946
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120543123
Reposted by Tom Crittenden fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fray Bentoss pies have already been cooked through and the pastry is better thought of as a kind of pasta. So I don't bother heating them at all. I just take off the top and dig in. My record is 17 pies when I had to spend a week in Malta. 231044
Reposted by Tom Crittenden the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQyoutu.bePressure DropYouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic 211061361
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026walking into my interview with an iced coffee 748236
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Hello, police? My daughter is wearing my clothes while telling me I have no style. 118445
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 13/09/2026WHAT: Area (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: first mixer at robot school or showing up at your hated stepmother’s plenary address to the Daughters of the American Revolution. You sit in the front row, smiling. IF IT WERE A SCENT: broken CD case EMOTIONAL RANGE: sly/mirthful #MJMfashionGuide 9628
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Sol @solexposure.bsky.social · 19/05/2026New! A smaller (8x8) print of Part 1 from my Controlled Burn series. Looks great in a 10x10 or 12x12 frame! www.sol-exposure.com/product/cont...sol-exposure.comControlled Burn Pt 1 – SmallA 8×8 print on true photographic paper, developed with chemistry (not an inkjet print). Available as a print only, or matted in a 10×10 white or black mat for an additional $20 (or 12… 02215
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Kate Elliott @kateelliottsff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I am not first and will be far from the last to say this: I have purchased so many books because I saw them recommended or publicized here on bsky. I cannot urge you all enough to KEEP TALKING ABOUT BOOKS. I know it's easier to talk up someone else's book, but this also means you, the shy author. 772184643
Reposted by Tom Crittenden KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026𝑱𝒐𝒆𝒚 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚 "wanted to try System Of A Down Aerials on a resonator!! hope you guys enjoy it" 641246215
Reposted by Tom Crittenden inkle @inkle.co · 11/09/2026🎙️ Call for voice actors! 🎭 We're looking for two lead voices for our next game. - One male and one female, vocal age 40 to 60 - Cornish / Welsh / South-West England accent If that's you, please send an acting sample to info@inklestudios.com, marked “casting call”. (Paid, ofc) <3 RTs!static.klipy.comPatrick Stewart's Witty 'Acting' MomentALT: Patrick Stewart's Witty 'Acting' Moment 24368341
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Helen Barrett @helenbarrett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Very much enjoying the Swindon Advertiser's live blog this evening, with its plucky, on-the-ground reports from the street where a local man has been charged with assisting Russian intelligence. 17127
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 30/08/2026🎻 “A Violonchelista de Fene” — By SFHIR in Fene, Spain 🇪🇸 Clever Art (12 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/08/30/c... 011425
Reposted by Tom Crittenden dan mentos @danmentos.com · 26/08/2026in a record store with my kid and their friend, and the friend mentions that she's looking for an ICP record because her grandpa likes them. The math checks out but it still blows my mind that someone's grandpa is a juggalo 1129637
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026STILL UNCLAIMED!! It's #buyastrangerabook day! @paulbelmonte.bsky.social is kindly offering to buy someone the book of their choice, in celebration of Dolly Parton's Imagination Library . So, if there's a particular title that you're looking for, get in touch. UK only 31411
Reposted by Tom Crittenden FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268066332
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Elanor @elanorandthearts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026CALLING LONDONERS 📣 My friend has spent FIVE YEARS developing her play—a queer horror story—and she's hardly sold any tickets. She's travelling down from Leeds and I'm devastated 🥺 The Haunting of Verity Evans, The Hope Theatre, 25th–26th August. I hope you'll join me! Please share if you can't! 7401566
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Darth Vader spoke in favor of Flock cameras at a San Diego city council meeting yesterdaygizmodo.com'The Emperor Is a Fan of Flock': Darth Vader Speaks at City Council Meeting"This council was elected to serve the police, not the public," said Vader. 583519882
Reposted by Tom Crittenden The Kimono Gallery @roger1952.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The 42nd Traditional Kaga-Yuzen Crafts Exhibition Members’ Exhibition : Visiting Dress ‘Wind Scent’ by Yucho Kubota Artist’s Comment : I attempted to draw a superimposition of one scene A at one time and another scene B at another time. 0549
Reposted by Tom Crittenden the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Serving notice that when you all hatewatch the Beatles biopic that you know is going to be awful, thereby making it successful instead of letting it receive the empty silence it merits, clogging the TL for days with Beatles biopic opinions, I’m gonna be quietly, privately mad at you 831836234
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Martin Heneghan @martinheneghan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026He’s been prime minister for five minutes and he’s already playing with the emergency alert. 13837230
Reposted by Tom Crittenden SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Éclipse totale du chat. 22011453
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Now, children, witness the MAJESTY OF THE HEAVENS 810614
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I might have made something cool. I’m not certain, but I can’t stop playing itdr.eamer.devHexsweeper 3DMinimalist minesweeper on a sphere — themes, controls, and sharing. 4329199
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026BOBBI: Yes, Bobbi Flekman - the hostess with the mostest. You know, you know. Hi, handsome. How you doing? Alright, listen I want you all to meet Sir Denis Eton-Hogg, now he's the head of Polymer. BAND: We know, we know. 011
Reposted by Tom Crittenden FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 06/08/2026GOOD PARENTING RIGHT HERE,!! 484386644
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Oxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Leaders of flag-raising group Raise the Colours Oxfordshire placed trackers on highway workers’ cars to find out their home addresses, the High Court has heard. RTC then attempted to intimidate the highway staff into no longer removing flags by repeating their addresses to them. 791031731
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Speaking ill of dead, absolute cunts should be normalised if only to remind living absolute cunts what the reaction to their deaths will be 0251
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Netpol @netpol.org · 03/08/2026Glastonbury will return in 2027. Rod Liddle, won't 271446338
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 21/07/2026Sudden panic then it made sense 1102
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂 194136023862
Reposted by Tom Crittenden All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 19/07/2026ROBOCOP was released 39 years ago this week. One of the most popular science fiction/action films of the 1980s and a classic example of Paul Verhoeven satire, the making of story is one you would definitely buy for a dollar… 1/37 615963
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 19/07/2026L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has died at 59 following a battle with brain cancer. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...rollingstone.comJennifer Finch, L7 Bassist, Dead at 59Jennifer Finch, the longtime bassist for influential rock group L7, has died at age 59. 591235384
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 17/07/2026Games Workshop opening day in Hammersmith, April 1978 65611
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 17/07/2026Matt Damon reading 'The Odyssey' on the set of 'The Talented Mr. Ripley' in 1998 📷 Greg Williams | IG 1348859
Reposted by Tom Crittenden sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish 7895141276
Reposted by Tom Crittenden the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026My privilege to share some lovely stories from the science community about what Sam Neill's timeless performance as Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park meant to them—and why it will continue to inspire kids to chase their own discoveries for years to come.wired.comSam Neill Inspired a Generation of ScientistsThe actor, who died at age 78 on Monday, embodied a passionate approach to research and positive masculinity in his role as paleontologist Alan Grant in the 1993 blockbuster Jurassic Park. 222762798
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026You can take the gun out of the helicopter, but you can't take the helicopter out of the gun... 1354
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026would v much be interested in filling my East London sports pub (Stratford) with women/nb/queer people for the next few World Cup games if anyone would be interested in our currently quite free table ressies (fiver per four seats, goes to CALM charity) 8124103
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios 141180875569
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Pip @pipdolyn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I finished a passion project that started last year and debuted it at Pride yesterday. I wanted to combine my love of floriography with my skills as a felt artist, so I created a floriography Pride flag where each stem was chosen for its meaning or significance to the queer community. 8568218
Reposted by Tom Crittenden Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 20/06/2026My favorite childhood memory is having energy. 1842059