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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 28m

♪ Can't go back ♪ ♪ To London ♪ ♪ Can't go back ♪ ♪ To Swindon ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1h

(pause) DEREK: Can I raise a practical question at this point?

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 2h

ARTIST: No, I haven't been to Stonehenge.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 3h

you've got this cricket bat here... IAN: Yes. MARTY: Do you play? IAN: No, I carry this partly out of, uh, I don't know some sort of, uh, I suppose what's the word...uh... MARTY: Affectation? IAN: Yes, I mean it's, it's, a it's a kind of totemestic thing you know,

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 4h

MARTY: But you don't feel these guys have an effect on an audience, I mean, kids go to their concert they have a great time, uhh...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 6h

DEREK: Everyone knows Peter Bruegel is a painter of great masterpieces. Now you can have the artist at BruegelCoin paint a masterpiece for your portfolio.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 7h

NIGEL: Eleven...eleven...eleven...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 8h

MARTY: Regarding 'Intravenus de Milo': "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be charted. They're treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry." NIGEL: That's, that's nit-picking, isn't it?

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 10h

Maybe we just fix the choreography. Keep the dwarf clear. DAVID: What do you mean? DEREK: So he won't trod upon it. DAVID: I don't think that's the issue. I think it's symptomatic that maybe you're taking on more than you can...uh...uh.. uh...handle.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 12h

MARTY: If you were to have something written as your epitaph... DAVID: "Here lies David St. Hubbins...and why not?" MARTY: You feel that sums up your...your life? DAVID: No, 's the first thing I could think of. MARTY: Oh, I see...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 13h

we we feel like children much of the time, even when we're playing. We're closer than brothers. Brothers always fight, sort of disagreements, and all that. We really have a relationship that's way, way past that.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 14h

IAN: You know? I prise the rent out of the local Hebrews. That's what I do.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 15h

♪ Scratching in your henhouse, Sniffing at your feedbag, Slipping out your back door, Leaving my spray ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 16h

MARTY: Can I look at it? NIGEL: No. MARTY: Don't look at it? NIGEL: No, you've seen enough of that one.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 19h

But hey, enough of my exposition. It's time to make some noise.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 20h

MARTY: The review you had on 'Shark Sandwich'...which was merely a two word review - just said "shit sandwich." Umm...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 20h

People eat cheese and don't die, don't they?

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 21h

MARTY: It's a wireless. NIGEL: Wireless, exactly. And...uh I can play without all the mucky-muck.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 22h

NIGEL: A salesman, like, maybe in a haberdasher,

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 23h

ARTIST: No, I haven't been to Stonehenge. IAN: The triptychs are...the triptychs are twenty feet high. You can stand four men up them! ARTIST: Ian, I was...I was...I was supposed to build it eighteen inches high. IAN: This is insane. This isn't a piece of scenery.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Seventeen years and fifteen albums later, Spinal Tap is still going strong, and they've earned a distinguished place in rock history as one of England's loudest bands.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

♪ Cups and cakes ♪ ♪ Cups and cakes ♪ ♪ Please make sure that nothing breaks ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

DAVID: Oh, we've got a bigger dressing room than the puppets? Oh, that's refreshing..

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

♪ Break like the wind ♪ ♪ Break like the wind ♪ ♪ Break like the wind ♪ ♪ Break, break, break ♪ ♪ Break like the wind ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

JEANINE: Listen, I don't think we've got time to go to the hotel, I think we better go straight to the base. NIGEL: To the what? VIV: Base?

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

♪ Late afternoon in the open air ♪ ♪ A human sea made out of mud and hair ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NIGEL: No, alright 'A', exhibit 'A'. Now we move on to this, look, look who's in here? No one! And then in here there's a little guy, look! So it's, it's a complete catastrophe! IAN: You're right, Nigel, Nigel calm down, calm down.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

IAN: Yeah. That's...that's...that's just terrific. It almost looks like the real thing.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

♪ Here she comes ♪ ♪ Lovely ♪ ♪ Here she comes ♪ ♪ Deadly ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

MARTY: Bass player Derek Smalls was living in London and became the curator and sole owner of a museum that featured glue from virtually every country in the world.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NIGEL: Well, no, there's some problems here, I don't even know where to start, alright? This, uh.. IAN: Soundcheck? What's, what's, what's wrong? NIGEL: No, no, no, no this...look, look, look, there's a little problem with the... look this, this miniature bread.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

♪ Each religion, race, and creed ♪ ♪ Gets exactly what they need ♪ ♪ God bless Johnny Appleseed ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DAVID: Yeah..and there's also something..there's uh shorter works of Washington Irving, read by someone called Dr. J. MARTY: Oh, that's Julius Irving..Julius Irving DAVID: Oh! MARTY: The basketball player. DAVID: There you go, in keeping with the series, yes. I didn't know that

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

MARTY: Lead guitarist David St. Hubbins was living in Morro Bay, California, and was still making music. DAVID: [singing in Spanish] -[band playing mariachi]

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ARTIE: Artie Fufkin, Polymer Records, how are you, I'm your promo man here in Chicago. NIGEL: Wow, that's great. ARTIE: I love you guys, and... NIGEL: Yeah. ARTIE: And of course, Nigel. NIGEL: Nigel. ARTIE: I love you, Nigel Tufnel. NIGEL: Right.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DAVID: He died. He, he died in a bizarre gardening accident some years back. NIGEL: It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it unsolved, really...you know.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

IAN: You can give it to me straight, you know.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DAVID: ..37 people's been in this band over the years. I mean it's like, you know, six months from now, I can't see myself missing Nigel more than I might miss Ross McLochness, or Ronnie Pudding, or Danny Upham, or Little Danny Schindler, or any of those, you know...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

♪ And he looked and he saw that it was good ♪

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

...if the universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

JANITOR: ...and then there's a little jog there, about thirty feet.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

JEANINE: Oh, yeah, I listen to him when he's experimenting, and things like that, don't I? He's, he plays things to me, sometimes when he's worked up, and he's got a new bit he wants to tell me about, you know, and I say "Yeah, that's good", or "that's bad", or "that's shit" or whatever, you know.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DEREK: "Hole" is out, "Heavy" is out... DAVID: "Heavy-Hole" ...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

MARTY: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top... number... and make that a little louder? (pause) NIGEL: These go to eleven.

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