Reposted by Tom BlackBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes 782772509
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 28/09/2026the farmer woman is going to end up on celebrity traitors isn't she 141
Reposted by Tom BlackTom Black @tomblack.uk · 23/09/2026ethical consumption is when a billionaire gets tuberculosis 082
Reposted by Tom Blackjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3569971627
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 17/09/2026Mark Carney? The central banker? Who’s governor-general, Mervyn King? 142
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 16/09/2026this does sound like he’s struggling with excel “Hi Andy. None of Rachel’s macros work. Can we do a quick call?” 041
Reposted by Tom BlackCharles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"Oh no, chums! The PM's asked me to tell him _in person_ about the state of Channel 4 - I'll have to be awake AT 2 PM!!" The Reader: "Nappy Nandy can't get out of this one--" LATER "Ha ha! I've stuck a picture of my face on Larry the Cat! More sleep for me!" PM: "Something smells FISHY here..." 052
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 11/09/2026today, I am the age my mum was when I was born. it would therefore be impolite to tell you how old I am, so let’s just say there wasn’t a Berlin Wall but there was still a Soviet Union 030
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 05/09/2026Whitechapel is the only station where the London Overground goes under the London Underground. 0171
Reposted by Tom BlackRichard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"I say 'it me' and 'tag urself'. I look down on him." "I say 'picky bits' but not 'holibobs' or 'famalam'. I look up to him, but down on him." "Live, laugh, love. I know my place." 515547
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 29/08/2026Two colleagues surprisingly reunite, years after one left their British government job. 010
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 14/08/2026the big (okay, one of many big) issues with “actually music out loud on trains is fine and you’re an ableist killjoy” as an argument is that… this isn’t true? for the simple reason that *only one person can play music out loud before nobody is meaningfully listening to music anymore* 140
Reposted by Tom BlackMatthew Holehouse @matthewholehouse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Public use of AI is doing weird, unpredictable and damaging things to the state. A dive into how Grok lawyering is upending the employment tribunals www.economist.com/britain/2026... 22238106
Reposted by Tom BlackSea Lion Press @sealionpress.co.uk · 03/08/2026With a recent change of #PrimeMinister from #KeirStarmer to #AndyBurnham in the #UK, check out our #AlternateHistory #WhatIf #ShortStory #Anthology by various #authors on the subject of "10 Leaders #Britain Never Had". #Fiction #Writing #Politics #DowningStreet www.sealionpress.co.uk/product-page...sealionpress.co.uk10 LEADERS BRITAIN NEVER HAD | Sea Lion Press 052
Reposted by Tom BlackJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe. 975531992
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 25/07/2026it never really stops - @mconcagh.bsky.social explaining to me during the last year that Guadalcanal impacted North Africa in a far more than just “holistic” way (IJN redeployments freed up Indian Ocean RN resources to directly impact the supply situation for Montgomery) blew my BA-in-History mind 140
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 20/07/2026@coneshotline.bsky.social @jacktindale.bsky.social getting a lot of 'why's no-one doing the crunch' vibes from this 020
Reposted by Tom BlackDoctor Charlton Cussans PhD @charltoncussans.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Years ago my friend @tomblack.uk wrote a short story basically sending the Ten Plagues of Egypt to Nazi Germany, and there's a line that goes something like "maybe God had sent a messenger, and he had been shot dead in the streets of Warsaw or Amsterdam." I think about that line a lot now days. 0194
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 19/07/2026the entire nation of England, its fingers behind its ears: AWWWW, DID YOU GET A RED CARD? 070
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 19/07/2026Jack Tindale has not complained that the Spanish team didn’t sing their national anthem, someone check with @coneshotline.bsky.social 170
Reposted by Tom BlackJohn C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Thing about British Steel being nationalised is there is no argument around nationalising it that doesn't also apply to the universities except "steel is boy coded :) and teaching is girl coded :(" 16384101
Reposted by Tom BlackBethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The Munich Beer Hall Putsch, 1923 225945
Reposted by Tom BlackPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I have a few: 1) The night sky. Light pollution has fundamentally changed our experience of the stars. 2) Actual quiet - no distant traffic or electrical lines. 3) Music and the spoken word. We’ve been raised in literate and now audiovisual cultures; that’s a recent innovation. 4) Memory. 331250140
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 07/07/2026my “I’m not corrupt” by-election is raising a lot of questions already answered by my by-election 071
Reposted by Tom BlackStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Between Chuck throwing his brother in the dungeon, Bob from Chicago excommunicating schismatics, and drunk Pete’s Christian fundamentalist military getting bogged down in an ill-advised adventure in the Middle East, medieval fans are eating good. 725849
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 23/06/2026smoking-level fines and enforcement thereof for headphoneless audio or video on public transport 020
Reposted by Tom BlackHannah Elias @hannahelias.bsky.social · 22/06/2026In the end, there were just a lot more human rights abuses than I was expecting from the human rights lawyer. 81360383
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 22/06/2026making no wider comment but if I had a quarter of the confidence Cathy Newman appears to have in Andy Burnham implementing *a wealth tax* I would be dancing in the street? 414219
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 22/06/2026if Keir Starmer doesn’t like the changes Keir Starmer has made, the door is open and he can leave 241
Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 22/06/2026well, the worst people in the Labour Party got their guy in, it went the way we all knew it would (tbh it went even worse than I expected), and now they’re going to pretend he was never their guy my advice? don’t let them. you’ve got a memory and these bullies are reliant on you not using it 001
Reposted by Tom Blackthepig993 @thepig993.bsky.social · 22/06/2026“Don’t piss off every section of the coalition that elected you” is advice that most political scientists would give you for free 7825128
Reposted by Tom BlackMark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 22/06/2026Starmer busy taking credit for policies he actively opposed sums up why he had to go. 314136
Reposted by Tom BlackKieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 22/06/2026farewell then, to the grown-up-est of Grown-ups, truly, for the briefest burning while, you were In Charge 1165
Reposted by Tom BlackMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 22/06/2026been furious with Starmer for long enough that this is genuinely coming as a surprise to me, but I'm feeling a bit.......sad this morning? not really about him per se but about the waste of time, I guess, and the end of yet another political failure when Britain really couldn't afford another one 751390152