The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 4hhistory repeats. first as tragedy, second as this is just fucking ridiculous at this point for goodness’ sake 010
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 4hthe original draft of my skeet was “babe wake up, 96th thesis just dropped” 130
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 4hstalin: the pope? how many divisions does he have? this guy: the pope? how many local models does he run? 5141
Reposted by The call is coming from inside Tom BlackBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes 782794511
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 28/09/2026the farmer woman is going to end up on celebrity traitors isn't she 141
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 25/09/2026once they uncorked the “but Liv/her dad/Huck/the president could also just kill them” genie, it wouldn’t go back in. a show fundamentally about dirty tricks and spin fell apart when the first silencer got screwed onto a gun (not quite,but what was at first a massive event horizon became a daily fix) 020
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 25/09/2026OI M8 YOU GOT A LICENCE FOR THAT PYRAMID? 080
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 24/09/2026one of the many Elon crimes is that on the other place in 2022 this would’ve got above respectable numbers 131
Reposted by The call is coming from inside Tom BlackThe call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 23/09/2026ethical consumption is when a billionaire gets tuberculosis 082
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 23/09/2026ethical consumption is when a billionaire gets tuberculosis 082
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 21/09/2026Lehman brothers two days after my 18th has always struck me as on the nose writing 010
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 21/09/2026what do you guys think will happen when the Queen dies 130
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The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 18/09/2026that was the only bit of the movie that felt like the book. Brad Pitt going around meeting people and hearing stories like that would have been a really good adaptation, even (especially?) if it had been more new stories that weren’t actually the book’s ones 080
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 17/09/2026Mark Carney? The central banker? Who’s governor-general, Mervyn King? 142
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 17/09/2026toad hall: shouting individuals 120
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 16/09/2026this does sound like he’s struggling with excel “Hi Andy. None of Rachel’s macros work. Can we do a quick call?” 041
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 16/09/2026Legion of Merit is a pretty good Medal of Honor/CoD stand-in “Operation Stranglehold: Berlin 1989” as an operation flashpoint clone in a world where the wall came down… but only briefly… 010
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 16/09/2026Mud & Blood (Hearts of Iron but it’s WWI) 130
Reposted by The call is coming from inside Tom BlackCharles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"Oh no, chums! The PM's asked me to tell him _in person_ about the state of Channel 4 - I'll have to be awake AT 2 PM!!" The Reader: "Nappy Nandy can't get out of this one--" LATER "Ha ha! I've stuck a picture of my face on Larry the Cat! More sleep for me!" PM: "Something smells FISHY here..." 052
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 13/09/2026Secretary of State for Big Zs Coming Out Of My Head While I Wear An Old Timey Night Cap 1321
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 11/09/2026today, I am the age my mum was when I was born. it would therefore be impolite to tell you how old I am, so let’s just say there wasn’t a Berlin Wall but there was still a Soviet Union 030
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 05/09/2026Whitechapel is the only station where the London Overground goes under the London Underground. 0171
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 31/08/2026astronaut meme but it’s “wait, it’s all class signifiers?” 150
Reposted by The call is coming from inside Tom BlackRichard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"I say 'it me' and 'tag urself'. I look down on him." "I say 'picky bits' but not 'holibobs' or 'famalam'. I look up to him, but down on him." "Live, laugh, love. I know my place." 515547
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 29/08/2026Two colleagues surprisingly reunite, years after one left their British government job. 010
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The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 21/08/2026www.sealionpress.co.uk/product-page...sealionpress.co.ukSHUFFLING THE DECK | Sea Lion Press 020
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 14/08/2026[me, next to someone blasting music from their phone] ah well. I’m a live and let live type, so I’ll just put my own music on at the same volume, which will work well for both me and everyone else on this train, especially the people with sensory issues that this example is meant to protect 000
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 14/08/2026the big (okay, one of many big) issues with “actually music out loud on trains is fine and you’re an ableist killjoy” as an argument is that… this isn’t true? for the simple reason that *only one person can play music out loud before nobody is meaningfully listening to music anymore* 140
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 08/08/2026haven’t replied to you in the past (because I often agree with you) so I understand this will read like a drive-by, but: who is the government right now and from what Labour tradition do you think they, and their immediate predecessors, hail? 100
Reposted by The call is coming from inside Tom BlackMatthew Holehouse @matthewholehouse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Public use of AI is doing weird, unpredictable and damaging things to the state. A dive into how Grok lawyering is upending the employment tribunals www.economist.com/britain/2026... 22238106
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 05/08/2026I would say this but as someone who doesn’t listen to music radio, has an ad blocker and all shops/bars use Spotify playlists now… has it? not looking for a fight but I do think there’s a point there 010
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The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 29/07/2026I know what you’re getting at, but have seen UK street (or loud public transport) preachers who absolutely *were* doing the “the hatred is the point” stuff. I know this because of the bits of the bible they were choosing to talk about (you can guess). 010
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 29/07/2026This isn’t just a gotcha. It’s a full-scale exposé. 010
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 27/07/2026this is truly the biggest event in wrestling ever to happen in Montreal 010
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 27/07/2026I said “I have my issues with cyclists” to someone the other day and they went “ah, are you a driver?” and I said “fuck off!” 110
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 26/07/2026I have some books to recommend (jokes aside I run @sealionpress.co.uk and can point you at the ones that do get into “yes if the most chaotic barbarous state ran all of Europe, things would indeed be insane”) 051
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 25/07/2026I swear it was you! I even remember thinking “this is very John”. but maybe I thought that because it was him… 110
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 25/07/2026it never really stops - @mconcagh.bsky.social explaining to me during the last year that Guadalcanal impacted North Africa in a far more than just “holistic” way (IJN redeployments freed up Indian Ocean RN resources to directly impact the supply situation for Montgomery) blew my BA-in-History mind 140
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 24/07/2026it’s not impossible that Theresa May is still majority leader at the 2022 general election 040
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 21/07/2026dw no we don’t www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...independent.co.ukFrom Sadiq Khan to Leveson: Sir Keir Starmer’s honours list in fullSadiq Khan will take his seat on the red benches but remain as mayor 120
The call is coming from inside Tom Black @tomblack.uk · 21/07/2026i will add them to the short list of nations that don’t even pretend to be democratic in any way (DPRK is an example of the opposite). last I checked it was Brunei, Saudi, Holy See (although obviously they do elect their leader) and I think one other monarchy somewhere 000