Reposted by toadescope 👻Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This administration is gonna break new ground in food contamination. The eggs have melancholy. The apples are haunted 3274
Reposted by toadescope 👻Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 10hRepublicans: "Caitlin Clark is the most important figure in American sports. We must protect Caitlin Clark and all the future Caitlin Clarks out there." Also Republicans: "What the fuck is an Iowa Hawkeye???" 0465
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 10hI would turn that perverted yellow freak inside out and flush him down the toilet 020
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 15hMichael Tracy out there trying to make some frat rapists into his own personal WM3 to distract from the dogfucking allegations 020
Reposted by toadescope 👻ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026C'mon, Slime Man! You don't have to go back to the sewers, not after the adventure we've shared! You can live with us! (two days later) Police say no leads in the case where a suburban family was found entirely Slimed, 929221
Reposted by toadescope 👻Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think what has become more and more clear is that there’s an elite group of rich people and media members that never interact with normal people in normal ways and spend all day messaging each other about how other people are elitists who don’t see what normal people are thinking 1670492
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I will never regret not dying in glorious battle. Why the fuck would my dead ass care 130
Reposted by toadescope 👻Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 17/09/2026 5652113
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Foolproof morning routine. Empty the hotel Keurig pod into your mouth and chew while you shower. Brush teeth and immediately pack in 3-7 spearmint velo. Pull out of the parking lot with still-foggy glasses and rear end a Ford expedition 051
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There's just something about that Cranberry Ice Foaming Handwash in the Waffle House bathroom 010
Reposted by toadescope 👻Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 15/09/2026All a man really needs is a remote mountain compound with a lush apricot grove encircled by great cyclopean walls. And a rookery for guinea fowl. And a spider-haunted tower for ruminating in. Uhh. A computer. 1606
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Not a year ago it was possible to find and access real published technical data and manuals with a simple Google search for the document number. It was the most useful tool I had access to. Gemini will now straight lie to you about the documents contents and how to find it. 2172
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I bet some of the people carting McConnell's decrepit ass around so he can paw a button on the senate floor had hopes and dreams once. Real aspirations and everything. I hope they're all miserable 030
Reposted by toadescope 👻By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026It's a Python loop and a chatbot. The people responsible didn't accidentally create god: they created autonomous malicious software and then failed to closely monitor it, resulting in it doing something both foreseeable and bad. 333776
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Very Serious People not more than 2 years ago went on NPR and whatnot asserting that your devices weren't spying on you, that it was impossible for them to harvest and export audio and besides, they'd never do that Anyway it's not just your phone surveilling you, but your TV too 150
Reposted by toadescope 👻brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are 12136393
Reposted by toadescope 👻Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026What is consciousness? What is sentience? These are philosophical question that have been asked since the dawn of time. How lucky we are to live in a time where 7 people in Northern California realised the answer is “being able to predict the most statistically significant next word in a sentence” 0815267
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 07/09/2026That's not Elizabeth Holmes that's the fuckin mac and me puppet 032
Reposted by toadescope 👻Embrrrrrrr @embrrrrrrr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“I went to the sport I’ve been trying really hard to ruin and it turns out most of the people there actually like the sport and dislike me” do you hear yourself? 214112
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 05/09/2026What are y'all talking about, new Miley is bland as hell 000
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 03/09/2026CHOTINER: now, it says here you packed your bags and drove to San Francisco... was this before or after the Devil turned you into a pachinko machine in Tokyo? I'm just trying to get the timeline straight. PACHINKO: I uhh, well you see uhh... look. I only ever wanted to sing flamenco 010
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ok fair play Reacher S03E01, had me in the first half, not gonna lie, I was really thinking it was just going to be that bad 010
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 03/09/2026In French Canada they call that un harcèlement en masse 030
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If plans hold, by end of day Saturday I'll have had 4 successful instances of miniature wargaming within seven days. This will likely never happen again 030
Reposted by toadescope 👻renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 30/08/2026found something great on reddit, which is such a rare happenstance that i felt i should post it 191505481
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly was at least a Lieutenant Colonel in the Culture War. Probably posthumously promoted to full bird 050
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026ISS Piss Tank at half-mictus in honor of Dolly's passing. A space station mourns. 061
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Even if shit like that great value rokos basilisk is trolling, what's the play there? Oh, good job convincing everyone you're an unimaginative simpleton I guess, joke is definitely on us 030
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026On the other hand, if Dolly hadn't done so much for literacy, thousands fewer people would have seen your most embarrassing posts 040
Reposted by toadescope 👻muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Seeing people constrained by space being forced to choose only one way Dolly made the world better to celebrate and wondering if the idle thoughts of people like this could launch 24-hour news cycles daily instead of Silicon Goebbels v.57 saying, "Scientifically, tools are boys and pans are girls." 116217
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Nothing to add but y'all are making me tear up more than her passing 050
Reposted by toadescope 👻Jason @jason1749.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We've lost the Last American Saint. Shut it down. Someone slap her name out of his mouth if he even tries to talk about her. 010926
Reposted by toadescope 👻Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.comimaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 45121555977
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Challenger explosion, laundered through the memory of a Christa McAuliffe song in our grade school pageant. I remember seeing pieces of the Berlin Wall at K-mart and wondering what the hell that was all about 010
Reposted by toadescope 👻Ryan 🏳️🌈 @pyry.lutefisk.online · 24/08/2026always love how a driver will be failing to keep up with me on a neighborhood greenway with speedbumps, 4-way stops, and a rare roundabout, but they still 100% believe that they need to be in front of me anyway 0435
Reposted by toadescope 👻mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24/08/2026the way of the future | patreon.com/lubchansky 163608923
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Always nice to check in on a YouTuber that really went for the culture war grift and ended up with stalled view counts and no one talking about them anywhere 020
Reposted by toadescope 👻maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026There are already plenty of stupid morons in academia but what the racists are demanding is that being a stupid moron should itself be a recognized academic discipline 111325211
Reposted by toadescope 👻Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Jesus returns but he falls in love with jeans and forces everyone to call him Jeansus Christ and he just travels the world giving sermons on how great jeans are. 2023360
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Damn all those songs were just on that one breakfast in america album. Like 4 radio hits, in album order 010
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Rounding out the weekend's hobby progress with these bony bow boys, Legion of the Fallen Deadeye Archers from Malediction #malediction #miniatures #minipainting #wargaming 0121
Reposted by toadescope 👻Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Gazing towards the celestial scorekeeper, puppy dog eyes glistening with righteous moistness, as I eagerly await the rain of Good Boy Points from heaven I've surely earned for championing the rights of Professor Racist Gangstalker-on-Smythe Esq. 2485
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Here's a couple of spooky ladies, Legion of the Fallen Soulwhisperers from Malediction. #malediction #miniatures #minipainting #wargaming 0171
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Finishing up this Fleshripper from Malediction's Legion of the Fallen #miniatures #minipainting #malediction 0181
