toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 17hMy favorite thing to do during layovers is spread rumors among airport staff about people I know that live in that city 040
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There is a fundamental part of the structure of the physical universe that demands any space directly in front of me at a show be filled by someone at least 5'7" and fidgety as hell 000
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 04/10/202623 minutes in the Electrolux T5425S industrial clothes dryer would fix me. Only 1.99 000
Reposted by toadescope 👻Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is what I'm talking about when I bring up that genAI bots are making it impossible for an open web to actually exist. It becomes expensive, a pain, and domain providers like cloudflare are profiting off both the people making bots and the people who don't have the tech skills to fight them off 81562664
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He's a master of blending in. He's 45. Extremely comfortable pants and orthopedic shoes, CamelBak and graphic tee at the coheed concert in Santa Ana. Impossible to find. 120
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 04/10/2026However, just passed a group of shirtless uncles in folding chairs drinking beers in the 7-11 parking lot. Dudes rock 041
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Back in LA for the first time in a few years. These AI menus are a fuckin scourge. They're everywhere 160
Reposted by toadescope 👻Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️➕🏳️⚧️ @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026On a related note, 1439361145
Reposted by toadescope 👻KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 21/10/2025got chased by a skeleton and when they caught me all they did was give me a kiss and a hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton. 815445
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We're leaning in on high-T, cowboy masculinity by deferring to the softest dorks you've ever seen. They made crappy websites 30 years ago 040
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Strong hints at impending zebra related events in your future 000
Reposted by toadescope 👻particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let's see fewer jokes about liberty biberty and more checking out books from the library bibrary 0303
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Andrew Tate has a following and Trump won two elections because of the things you're seeing a reaction to, not the reaction itself dumbass 030
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026C'mon, Poo Detective easily slides into the top 20 010
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Probably because humans naturally react with disgust at the scheming, cowardly changeling reveling in perpetrating social harm 040
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My worms have formed a tenant's union and we have reached a tenuous accord. I am uncomfortable with being referred to as the "Buttlord" in official legal documents 020
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every few years this embarrassing sentiment crops up and it makes one wonder why, over two decades later, this fiction is so important to maintain and why so many will twist reality to make it fit 2370
Reposted by toadescope 👻Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This administration is gonna break new ground in food contamination. The eggs have melancholy. The apples are haunted 3284
Reposted by toadescope 👻Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Republicans: "Caitlin Clark is the most important figure in American sports. We must protect Caitlin Clark and all the future Caitlin Clarks out there." Also Republicans: "What the fuck is an Iowa Hawkeye???" 0505
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would turn that perverted yellow freak inside out and flush him down the toilet 030
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You know, at any point you could have just said "you know, you're right, you don't have to hand it to Robert Mueller" 030
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What the hell would Marc Novicoff know about the electorate at large 010
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Michael Tracy out there trying to make some frat rapists into his own personal WM3 to distract from the dogfucking allegations 030
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You never said anything of the sort, and besides, that's entirely subjective 021
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lord I see what you have done for other people and I want that for me 🙏 010
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That was my next thought too, I think this person just has a very strange relationship with the definition of the word gimmick 010
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm convinced he thought he was talking about Pope John Paul II and has no idea who Sartre is 060
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Seems a lot of people are making financial and business decisions in the cognitive aftermath of research pharmaceutical fueled sex parties and are backdating their justifications with some sophomoric philosophical fanfiction. Snowballs from there, as the media is fuckin stupid. 000
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How old would you say a game has to be before you wouldn't believe someone would be playing it for genuine enjoyment? How would you characterize someone enjoying a game who's too young to have any nostalgic attachment to it? 020
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They do compare in the category of "people genuinely enjoy playing them," what's the gimmick? 130
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hello, it looks like you missed the "fuck right off" part of the post you're responding to. Happy to help 170
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026TThEo onLy dOwnnnaSside iS bhow harD IT ISS TOO Typee aFFtEr gRttting sLimeD 020
Reposted by toadescope 👻ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026C'mon, Slime Man! You don't have to go back to the sewers, not after the adventure we've shared! You can live with us! (two days later) Police say no leads in the case where a suburban family was found entirely Slimed, 929521
Reposted by toadescope 👻Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think what has become more and more clear is that there’s an elite group of rich people and media members that never interact with normal people in normal ways and spend all day messaging each other about how other people are elitists who don’t see what normal people are thinking 1670592
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Come send your kids to this cabal of the world's wealthiest professional liars and scammers, where they will learn important real-world skills like selling bullshit and becoming an influential barnacle on society 1191
toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nice list of total idiot assholes who know absolutely nothing about the "real world" 010
